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JimCaedus · (11-22-2017)

(11-20-2017, 05:12 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: So you broke up with us for some cigars? Even better!

As much as you breathlessly try to avoid the fact Jimbo, the cold hard fact remains that you CHOSE to ally with us knowing full well what Robbie has done, and then later recanted. Nothing in your hyperbolic hopelessly insecure try hard ranting will ever belay that fact. Which means that at one point, you were cool with everything we've done....until you weren't. A decision that just so happened to coincide with Robert Main extending his hand.

But hey man, it's all good. Enjoy the cigar.

"First off, that's exactly, for the third time, what I've already stated. No one's denying that I decided to join you then changed my mind over moral and ethical principles and I sure af ain't avoiding sayin' it. I led off with it on Savage for fucksake, so cram that in your craw and choke on it, douche, you ain't saying anything I ain't owned up to.

Second: hyperbole is using words like always, never...shit like that. Pretty sure, here's an example for you, I've never, this moment excluded, waxed hyperbolic during our little debate here.

Third: you used the word belay, correctly, and I love the word belay. Forgot all about it, haven't used it once since I've been here. That almost makes up for incorrectly leveling the word hyperbolic at me. Almost.

Fourth: I AM enjoying the cigar. In fact, if this wasnt obviously a group o' guys arguing in realtime I'd say it feels like I've been smokin' the damn thing for two days, which, of course, is impossible, but good LORD what a long-lasting smoke."

I clap my bro Main on the back.

"Thank you brother! Oh and hey, don't pay Pig any mind. He realizes you'd strip him of that TV Title if he ever stepped hoof in the ring with you and he ALSO understands your eyes are on the Hart prize so he feels he can get away with acting tough. Kinda like some punk kid talking shit to you with the cops nearby knowing full well you're probably not gonna haul off and break his jaw to a ludicrously grotesque angle makin' his mouth look like an extreme version of Sly Stallone's. Or Milo Ventimiglia's or that bald loud guy who plays Champ Kind on Anchorman. You know, that weird diagonally downward pull on their bottom lips in one corner? Anyway, we'll both deal with the Bearded War Sow soon enough."

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