(08-22-2017, 03:53 PM)Kris Cruze Said:

(08-22-2017, 03:48 PM)Kruzer Said:

(08-22-2017, 03:30 PM)Kris Cruze Said: Actually, I wrote the book on original and futuristic, you've read it. It's my autobiography that you modeled yourself after, obviously. Why would I need to know what a "Jive Turkey" is anyways? As far as I'm concerned, that less than logical lingo died with disco and calling your partner "Foxy". It's a scientific impossibility for you to have been around longer than I have, as I said, I've made you everything you are. If you're speaking solely about the XWF, I can agree with that statement. If you're speaking about the wrestling universe, then you are once again inaccurate and misinformed.

My modeling career has no bearing on the career I've made for myself physically punishing men like you week in and week out. And I don't mean my typical Friday night, if you catch my drift. Also, at what point did I claim to be 16? As far as I remember, I specifically stated that I was in fact 31 years of age.

We're far from done, Kruzer. Our paths have just begun to cross..

Robbie Bourbon: I can assure you, it was not I that you pinned recently. I have yet to display my dominating physique, or my incredibly adapting skill set.

What book? I read Tolstoy, Shakespeare, King, Koontz... Spielberg, Lucas... hell, even Tolkien, which is hilarious cuz I'm wrestling a Hobbit this week. So no... I don't catch your drift Jive Turkey. You're nothing... You're Nobody. Cuz honestly, if you weren't smart enough to get the reference that I was referring to you being 16 years old, 15 years ago... Then there's no point in this at all. I'm 7 years older than you dipshit... I wouldn't pattern myself after some snot-nosed 16 year old punk, 15 years ago when I started, Savvy?! You have no skill set; Zero. Back of the line dummy.

Honestly, I'm not going to continue to repeat myself for you, Kruzer. You're going to continue to spout off lies and inconsistencies for as long as they benefit you. We all know the truth, and that's the important thing here. If you truly feel that I have nothing to offer, then how about you and I step in the ring together? I'd love to give you a front row ticket to your own funeral.

The ball is in your court, dude.