(08-22-2017, 03:48 PM)Kruzer Said:

(08-22-2017, 03:30 PM)Kris Cruze Said:

(08-22-2017, 03:09 PM)Kruzer Said: Well, you'd definitely be the resident expert on unoriginal and sub-par bullshit there Jive Turkey. And Kruzer definitely doesn't need any education from you, Savvy?! Especially since you don't know that a Jive Turkey is a bullshitter... an imposter... A piece of shit.The ol'Kruzermatic couldn't give a fuck what you call yourself, ya dig? And it's fantastic that you're openly gay. Good on you... Slay them dicks... Whatever blows your hair back brother. No problem with that, at all... But the fact is that I've been around longer than you've ever been... and I will remain long after your fifteen seconds of "fame" are up here kid. It's what I do and what I've done for the last 15 years, Savvy?! Why the fuck would I give a shit about some 16 yr old model I've never heard of til now? I'm Matt Kruze dumbass... Whatever you've created for yourself in the modeling world, I don't care. I don't know who you are... And I really don't care. Just another Jive Turkey in a long line of them spanning my 15 year career. You do amuse me though kid...I'll give you that. But as far as I'm concerned... We're done here. That's All.

Actually, I wrote the book on original and futuristic, you've read it. It's my autobiography that you modeled yourself after, obviously. Why would I need to know what a "Jive Turkey" is anyways? As far as I'm concerned, that less than logical lingo died with disco and calling your partner "Foxy". It's a scientific impossibility for you to have been around longer than I have, as I said, I've made you everything you are. If you're speaking solely about the XWF, I can agree with that statement. If you're speaking about the wrestling universe, then you are once again inaccurate and misinformed.

My modeling career has no bearing on the career I've made for myself physically punishing men like you week in and week out. And I don't mean my typical Friday night, if you catch my drift. Also, at what point did I claim to be 16? As far as I remember, I specifically stated that I was in fact 31 years of age.

We're far from done, Kruzer. Our paths have just begun to cross..

Robbie Bourbon: I can assure you, it was not I that you pinned recently. I have yet to display my dominating physique, or my incredibly adapting skill set.

What book? I read Tolstoy, Shakespeare, King, Koontz... Spielberg, Lucas... hell, even Tolkien, which is hilarious cuz I'm wrestling a Hobbit this week. So no... I don't catch your drift Jive Turkey. You're nothing... You're Nobody. Cuz honestly, if you weren't smart enough to get the reference that I was referring to you being 16 years old, 15 years ago... Then there's no point in this at all. I'm 7 years older than you dipshit... I wouldn't pattern myself after some snot-nosed 16 year old punk, 15 years ago when I started, Savvy?! You have no skill set; Zero. Back of the line dummy.