(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "Yes, yes, it's adorable how you're trying to hide your shame over your obesity, and I know not everyone can have a six-pack, but please stop embarrasing yourself.

Heh, shame? Embarrasment? Since when do I know what those things mean? I will say, Vanilla Fat-Joke Enthusiast #329, you're certainly saying shit before Vanilla Fat-Joke Enthusiast #330, #331, #332, et cetera. Oh, wait...

Robbie puts the back of his hand to his forehead and rolls his eyes.

"Oh me, oh my, this nogoodnick just made a jibe about my weight and my whole life is in jeopardy and crisis because now I need to conform to what the guy who's interested in who has the best abs thinks!"

Robbie is glib as he looks back at the camera.

(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: Coming up with nonsensical stories is not helping you out. For the record, I was an only child so my non-existant sister was never fucked by a fat man,

So your parents realized inbreeding was a bad notion and stopped swapping genomes after seeing your five-head and inability to metabolize most foods, we already got that. I guess you couldn't tell I was being a dick on purpose before. Have you gotten that yet?

(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: and no, a fat man never beat me up in a fair, one-on-one fight, let alone in school.

Check again, you haven't been in a fight at all as far as I'm concerned. I don't claim to speak for everybody, but until you step inside the ropes, you're worth fuck all. Hell, besides Jack stepping up to take your challenge, the only person interested in laying a finger on you just wants to bone. Better lover than a fighter or what?

(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: If you want to keep coming at my life, by all means my schedule is open currently. If you want to face me in a match, so be it."

I could give two fucks about your schedule, kid. If I was coming at your life, you wouldn't have one, and it'd be on my time. Past that, no thanks. The management around here generally doesn't like to give whomever they signed to a minty fresh contract a chance to take a year long vacation rehabing some kind of spinal injuries, and I'm not some anachronism that believes in sacrificing virgins. Come see me when you prove you can bite and not just bark, lil' doggie.

(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: You may not know about me.

We don't give a shit.

(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: You may not know why I'm here.

To get your ass kicked.