"Hit a nerve there, Thumb-Clit?"

Bilbo cracks himself up while making his thumb wiggle around like an oversized clit.


"Your partner shit the bed? Or maybe he didn't want to waste his time with a loser tag partner after he already had an illustrious career of his own? Luca wins tag team titles like you gain tan lines from cum puddles while passed out on some Kentucky 'beach,' aka the least syringe-infested patch of dead grass next to a brown river. Real talk, don't take it so hard that you aren't good enough. I know your real life sucks, Kentucky sucks, you've got nothing and nobody who cares about you... so you come to XWF and find the exact same thing! Congrats! Now let's see if I can get both balls in your mouth at one time."


Bilbo rolls slowly forward with his balls in his fist.

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