Bilbo Blumpkinz
I'm here for the bitches.
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05-04-2017, 09:35 AM
"lolnope. Thanks for the pregnancy test though, now I'll know for sure that I don't have any little Waterses running around after I pump my juice into that Morbid Angel-mangled cunthole. I'll put a bag over your head of course, since you look like someone mashed together Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and then took a shit on the result. It'll be plastic too. Breathe deep, slutbucket."
Bilbo stops jerking his dick momentarily. He seems pensive.
"You know, your career would be a lot better if you didn't constantly try to be the best. If you only tried to be a mediocre trailer park champion in a wet muu-muu competition, you could at least say you probably came in second place after Honey Boo Boo. Trying to be the best in the XWF is just a lifetime of failure for you. Look at the Top 50. That's 50 rapes for you if you ever got in the ring. 50 playas who wouldn't call you the next day after raw dogging that Kentucky Poon to oblivion. Set realistic goals."
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See What LOSERS I Pinned Here!
- Pinned Your Mom
- Pinned Your Dad
- Pinned Your Cat
- Pinned Maverick in the bathroom repeatedly
- Pinning You Right Now
- Pinned Brutus the Barber Beefcake after a show in Orlando
- Planning on pinning your grandma after I exhume her dead ass
- Pinned Ghost Tank but who hasn't
- Pinned the tail on the donkey
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Dolly Waters (05-04-2017)
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