"How did you get in my house, you greasy fuck bucket?! You're seriously fucked, bro! If any of that shit actually happened, I'll come find you after I take your belt. I'll string your fucking intestines between two poles and hang my clothes to dry on them! And I swear to fuck off there's a Bea Arthur tattoo around my shithole...I'll feed you your fucking horse cousin! Now, give me that fucking Federweight belt and bounce outta my crib!"

Brandon jumps out of bed to confront Bjorn. This threat causes Velo to drop the breakfast and charge Brandon. Brandon sidesteps this, though, and Velo goes CRASHING through the second story bedroom window.

"My fucking window!"

Infuriated, Brandon grabs Bjorn and sends him out the window as well. Bjorn lands on top of Velo and Brandon is quick to follow. He hits a 450 splash through the window onto Bjorn and Velo. Pinfall!

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CURRENT Federweight Champion