Todd Pettengill (aka Steve Sayors) stands in the center of the ring at a WWF (XWF) house show in Dayton, Ohio.

Steve Sayors: "My guest at this time is the World Wrestling Federation Champion! He's Big! He's Cool! He's Big Daddy Cool, DIESEL!"


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Diesels music blasts throughout the arena. Diesel emerges from the curtain and the multi-colored WWF entrance way carrying the WWF championship in his hand. He slaps hands with some adoring fans as he heads toward the ring. He climbs the steps and looks toward the crowd as they chant his name over and over.

Diesel steps over the top rope and does the Diesel pose in the center of the ring, holding the WWF title high in the air as the classic shitty 90's WWF pyro showers the ring.

The music fades out.


Steve Sayors: "I think it's safe to say, we're Diesel Country!"


The crowd cheers.


"It's safe to say, Todd, that the entire world is Diesel Country."

Steve Sayors: "The name's Steve. Anyway, I've been told you haVe something to say to the former.... I can't believe I have to say this.... the former World Wrestling Federation Champion, Bret Hart."


The crowd begins to chant "We Want Bret!" Diesel looks around smiling before answering.


"It's no secret that the Hitman Bret Hart was screwed at the Survivor Series. I've faced Bret hart before and I can guarantee you, he is not the type of guy that would ever throw in the towel.

"Show the clip, Todd..."

Steve Sayors: "It's Steve..."

"What's Steve?"

Steve Sayors: "Never mind. Anyways we don't have a clip. That's copyrighted material."

"That's strange.

"Anyway, we all saw it. Owen Hart, Bret's little brother, manipulated their mother into throwing in the towel. He robbed his own brother of the very championship I now possess.

"Bob Backlund won the match, walked away with the title. And at Madison Square Garden three days later, backlund lost Bret's championship to me...

"...In 8 seconds flat."

Steve Sayors: "I remember it well."

"The point is, Todd. I feel like I'm carrying someone else's championship and until I defeat him, I'm always going to feel that way. So, Bret, I know you're watching..."

Steve Sayors: "This is a house show, Diesel. No one's watching."

"He'll see it.

"Anyway, Bret. I'm challenging you. Anywhere, any place, any time. I will defend the World Wrestling Federation title against you!"


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Steve Sayors: "Well. There you have it folks. Diesel wants to defend the WWF title against Bret Hart."


Diesel walks to the back as the Diesel Blues plays again.