Quote:"No back to back posts are allowed until 6 hours have past with no response from your opponent."

Somewhere between two and three, time stands still... The official's hand descends... micrometer by micrometer...

NKWC smiles, still pinning his opponent. His mouth doesn't move... But his words echo within Gunn's head.

"Wow. I expected a number of possibilities from this honorable battle between warriors.

...Slash pre-arranged ambush.

I expected you to drop classless dog American obscenities and reference your inferior American cum and other CLEVER, EDGY American things.

I expected you'd talk shit on my flawless attack and whine like a pre-pubescent Harlot American girl that you're using 0.0005% of your TRUE POWER to keep this worthless belt.

I expected at some point Tommy Wish would attach himself to the fight.

Well, that happened. The only way Tommy Wish gets any XWF camera time is by quietly standing near exciting things happening. Like a movie extra except sometimes people notice or pay attention to movie extras.

Tommy Wish's first match in the XWF involved Mike Mayhem, a man who had never won a match before or since that night, waiting patiently for Tommy to show up.

Then after that didn't happen, he quietly reached under the ring for a ladder, set-up the ladder in the center of the ring, climbed a ladder in a ring by himself, grabbed a briefcase and then quietly climbed down it again.

This was the opening match of a televised XWF show and somehow took 12-and-a-half minutes. And this happened in like 2012, which, with your cowardly American inflation, comes to 37 minutes today.

In order to collect a paycheck from XWF, Tommy Wish had to change his legal name to 'JANITORIAL STAFF BUDGET'.

I know I should trash Tommy Gunn, not Tommy Wish.

But Wish's the only Tommy showing signs of life around here.

The sequence of events has been you getting destroyed...

Then nothing.

I did not expect silence.

Your girlfriend put up more of a fight when I told her my rule about 'No socks in bed'.

Although, she did put up the same amount of fight in regards to my 'Wear this bag over your face' rule.

The same amount of fight being none.

Apparently, your brother enforces the same rule.

Only parts she was unfamiliar with that night was "having a satisfying sexual experience" and "whatever the term for 'opposite of a micro-penis' is".

I am unsure what that term would be, I guess just 'normal-sized North Korean penis'. North Koreans do not suffer from your tragic widespread American micro-penisia afflication. The best True Korean medical professionals in the world have found the solution to this problem, by taking all babies that show signs of potentially succumbing to this tragic genetic condition.

And changing their citizenship to South Korean.

Stay silent, Tommy Gunn.

Just keep laying there.

Like your deadfish American girlfriend last night.

Death to lazy, silent America.

Death to your butterface girlfriend.

Glory to True Korea."