Ok, on the first--

I fuckin' loved the song and the humor of the roleplay. I was crackin' up and laughin' out loud, especially when he ate the orangutan brains. ^__^ Also, when his wife was like 'is this a metaphor for what you're going to do to your opponent?!', that was a classic line. :^)

"Shut up, I'm still fucking starving. I need people brains, not animal brains!"

And then the trash talk is great. That's one key thing I used to be wonderful at, but now I've been lacking for the past couple of years. But I can tell that stuff comes naturally to you when I have to kinda strain to do it.

"LeStrange, your mother isn't worth the fucking boner. Your mother isn't worth the double dose of Viagra needed to get the fucking boner. Your mother isn't worth the trip to Mexico to get the double dose of Viagra needed to get the fucking boner. Your mother isn't worth my penis or it's time. Your mother isn't worth a dog's dick. Your mother isn't worth Peter Gilmour's dick. Your mother is worthless, because your mother produced you, and you're just a waste of her fucking vaginal fluids. The greatest crime in history was someone busting a nut inside your mom's honey box. The second greatest crime was when her fucking water broke."

That's just good shit, I don't care who ya are. Even LeStrange would have to admit that, that's a golden rant right there.

Anyway, then the Vanessa Gibbon angle was stupendous and that made the whole thing, it was like the finishing touch. Rebel Star may not have balls, or she might, who knows, but even she would have to admit that was a stellar promo.


I'M A FUCKING ZOMBIE I EAT BRAINS


BTW, I probably shoulda got some sleep last night, but onto the second one--

The second one was as long as one by me. A lot of people would skip through but I read all of it.

You have a nice assortment of sub-characters, and each has their own personality. I like the monkey. Who doesn't really talk... but yeah. There's like, literally nothing bad I can say about either of these cuz they're perfectly written. Also, Ozy showing up in the 2nd was a nice, unexpected touch. And the serious side of Rob showing through when he spoke with Oz was magnificent, showing his ripped emotions from losing his home/dojo, but mixed with some humor, I've loved this character sinceI first came back after a while of being gone, I knew I wanted to read your work and perhaps work with you. You're a great writer and this is great writing.

And I loved where they all backed up Robbie on his mission to save the world. And TJ Wallace. Cuz TJ Wallace makes everything just that much better. ^.^

The promo on Game Girl kinda didn't quite connect for a bit, but then it did, and when it did, it was awesome. I could see that American flag flapping behind him as he stood tall and told the story of a simple man fighting for the people.


I BELIEVE IN ROBBIE BOURBON!!!