JOY THE SUCCUBUS

Recap: Joy is horny. She wants Hunter Payne. He's trying his damnedest to fight off the sexual temptation caused by Joy. They are in their tour bus. Oh and Joy is wearing this:




-We continue with Hunter Payne's decision. Does he sleep with his ex to appease her or does he keep his morals?-



Payne: NO JOY! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!


Joy: Is that right?


Payne: Yeah! Because I have morals! I'm not just some toy that you can turn off and on as you please! You think just because you can just wear almost nothing, looking like a supermodel, and smelling like delicious -sniff sniff- Is that Vanilla and ...flowers???


Joy: mmmm yeah lilies scent. Smell...


-Joy gets up and pulls Hunter Payne's head in to smell her-


Payne: No... Nooo... I can't! You have been so hurtful to me, you've attacked me physically and mentally. And for that, I don't wanna sleep with you...


Joy: Do you realize how much of a little bitch you sound like right now?!


-She's got a point... Maybe if I do have sex with her she won't be a complete bitch to me anymore-


Joy: Just fuck me already!


Payne: Fine!


-Hunter Payne throws Joy on the couch and mounts her-


Joy: Fuck yeah!


-Joy and Payne start making out, but then Joy starts choking Hunter. In the hundreds of times they've had sex before she has never been this aggressive. She is on a real power trip-


Payne: Easy! Relax...


-Hunter starts to kiss Joy lower and lower eventually getting to her belly button. After Hunter gets a little freaky with Joy's belly button he asks-


Payne: You want me to go lower? ;)


Joy: -moans- ohhh yeah!





























-Just as he is about to uhh 'take his oral exams', The tour bus turns erratically and Hunter Payne falls off the couch, all to Joy's amusement-


Joy: Hahahahaha!


Payne: What the hell?!


-Hunter Payne goes to the front to yell at the driver-


Payne: What the fuck was that?!


Bus Driver: Sorry sir, it won't happen again!


-It was obvious he was eavesdropping on them, hence he almost crashed right after Joy moaned-


Payne: Alright. No worries.


-Hunter Payne goes back to Joy Giovanni. She's standing up and grabs his hand-


Joy: We're taking this to the bedroom...


Payne: Ok...


-Joy shuts the door behind them so nobody can see-












-We return to a coyote cam of Joy and Payne in bed. Hunter is cuddling with Joy. As Joy has her arm over Hunter. Roles are reversed, it's very weird-


Joy: Was it good for you?


Payne: It was great baby!


-Joy playfully slaps Hunter in the face twice-


Joy: Great. Now you can make me a sandwich.


-Joy leaves the bed, probably to go to the restroom-


Payne: What The Fuck...


-Hunter realizing he made the wrong choice, she's still a complete bitch and now he's being subjected like a woman-


Payne: Damn it.


-Hunter Payne reaches into Joy's drawer and pulls out her pink Iphone-





-He then bumps Mariah Carey. Making this awkward, gender-confused, succubus-influenced night fully complete-

THE END