It was the night before Mayhem and Craig Davis was behind his mansion of a house, in the backyard. It was secluded by an enormous barricade of a fence; it had to have been ten acres wide. He was attending to his newly acclaimed cock fighting chickens scurrying around in the steel cage built purposely for them. There was a dozen birds in the cage, all which intended for Mr. XWF, whom Craig Davis might have to face tomorrow night.

Craig reached into his back pocket as he gazed at the multi colored chickens pecking at each other. He pulled a massive, sixteen inch dildo out, and began slicing at the thin air.

“The People’s Cock...” he said, pounding the steel cage with it, “Meet The Cock Slayer...HA HA HA!”

“This is gonna be great entertainment.”

The One Hit Wonder tossed the cock fighting sword on his shoulder with it still gripped firmly in his grasp. He walked circles around the cage repeatedly with thoughts of Mayhem lingering in his mind. He knew there were other opponents he could face, but none of them were The People’s Cock. None of them were nasty, ugly, and stinky like The People’s cock nor did they talk about raping everyone. Craig was just getting prepared to keep his distance from the mushroom head man known as Mr. XWF. If Craig was gonna have to face him, then he was gonna keep his distance, and stroke him with the Cock Slayer he carried in his back pocket. These cock fighting chicken’s he had in the cage, were for the aftermath of it all.

Now, since he had a plan of action, just incase he had to fight him; he could focus on his other possible opponents to become the number one contender.

Jeff Hardy...

Neonero...

Both of these man, Craig Davis might have to face in the squared circle. Did it matter who? No because Craig Davis was the best damn sports entertainer the wrestling world is ever going to see and tomorrow night on Monday night Mayhem he will show everyone why he is...

YOUR Entertainment Savior!

These were all the thoughts that clinched to Craig’s mind. He wasn’t scared of facing an old washed up Jeff Hardy because he was young, in better shape, and had more money than Jeff Hardy could ever think about having. Not to mention, the move set he had acquired was far more superior than Hardy’s.

Jeff Hardy was old... maybe Craig Davis would buy him some viagra.

And Neonero, Craig didn’t have a damn clue about this guy other than that he was the European Champion. Though, his reign would soon end because Craig Davis was THE Definition of Excellence and he would reign supreme over XWF, starting with Neonero and his pathetic attempt at being a champion.

These were all the thoughts compiled into his egotistical brain as he walked up the steps, slapping the dildo on the palm of his hand. He was ready for his debut match in the XWF.

Tomorrow night, everyone would know why he self proclaimed himself The One Hit Wonder because all it’s going to take is one show and Craig Davis will be on top of the XWF, looking down on all the monkey’s gracing it because...

HE IS YOUR ENTERTAINMENT SAVIOR!