Steve Sayors sits at tghe anchor's desk in a studio somewhere in New York, the New York skyline dominated by the Empire State Building. He adjusts his tie and shuffles the papers before him beforelooking straight into the camera and beginning.

Sayors: This is Steve Sayors bringing you the latest in XWF news, updates and stories. Wild rumors are flying that the XWF is building a MONSTER! It seems it wasn't enough to have a bright fresh faced young talent like Thumper debuting shortly, but it seems she's been working with XWF trainers and staff to build up her strength and speed to compete with the big boys in the federation. Good luck t tht girl with them!

In other rumors, right twix and left twix may be having marital problems, the effect on their love child, fun sized twix remains to be seen...