the-perfect-package
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03-03-2015, 02:56 AM
Shot of silver Mercedes S class parked on a cliff top, with a Young man leaning against the bonnet, his hair blowing in the wind.
Ahhhh what a view, what an amazing view. There is clearly not a better view than looking...
Man gets up off of his bonnet and turns to the camera
... Than looking ... Well ladies and gentlemen there's not a better view in the world, better... Than looking... At me. Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is The Perfect Package! And I'm here to bring some class, some style... I'm here to bring some PERFECTION to the Federation!
A federation of ugly, useless, no talented losers who are nothing but jealous of a man, with my posture, my looks, my PERFECTION! Who's gonna be first? Who wants to be the luckiest person here and LOSE to The Perfect Package on his debut... Come on trolls... Step up!
The Perfect Package turns and looks out off the cliff top, across the ocean.
SIGNED... SEALED... DELIVERED... The Perfect Package! HAS ARRIVED!!!
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