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Selling Goats
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#1
02-22-2015, 11:53 AM

SELLING GOATS FOR 1000 XBUX EACH!

COMES WITH REPLICA BO COSTUME!
BUY ONE NOW!

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#2
02-22-2015, 02:34 PM

Pest:I might be interested, but what is a Bo costume?
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#3
02-22-2015, 11:53 PM

Where is Gator? That goat looks ready for fucking!

болезненное ангел!
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#4
02-23-2015, 08:46 AM

Don't you buy my comics? Bo is my trusty sidekick and one of the best superheroes in the world today!

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#5
02-23-2015, 12:53 PM

(02-17-2015, 02:57 AM)Goat Face Killa Said: Look at that BABAY! LOOK AT THAT!


It is the year of the ram... but everyone knows that that is bullshit! It's the year of the GOAT! I will be offering anyone who beats me a Boer, because I am nice! Everyone needs a bit of goat love!


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A FUCKING BOER!

Quote:And with that, he drops the microphone and heads up the ramp and backstage, but Maverick chases behind him! Maverick has caught Goat Face and hits him with another Age of Perfection! Maverick with the pin!







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3!!!

Winner: Maverick

"Now then, allow me to rescue the goat you have maliciously raped! GIVE ME MY FREE GOAT DAMMIT!"

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#6
02-23-2015, 01:27 PM

I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!

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#7
02-23-2015, 02:45 PM

Wow Maverick you actually turned up for a match. And then won it, without disappearing. I'm semi impressed.

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6th Year Record 2022 - 5 Wins 8 Losses 1 Draw
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#8
02-23-2015, 03:12 PM

(02-23-2015, 01:27 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!

"Cowards who win cheapely? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Last I checked, YOU tried to be the coward and run away. YOU tried to run away from me, and for a dumbass reason at that! You said you wanted to be in the main event, even though ALL competitors for that show, sans Nakamura, Blanco, and Gein, were in the Main Event. And it's not like you did much either. Hell, you were the first one eliminated!"

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#9
02-24-2015, 08:44 AM

(02-23-2015, 03:12 PM)Maverick Said:
(02-23-2015, 01:27 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!

"Cowards who win cheapely? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Last I checked, YOU tried to be the coward and run away. YOU tried to run away from me, and for a dumbass reason at that! You said you wanted to be in the main event, even though ALL competitors for that show, sans Nakamura, Blanco, and Gein, were in the Main Event. And it's not like you did much either. Hell, you were the first one eliminated!"

Ah, yes. Because a man who posts a promo about poems and doesn't give a shit if he loses, walks away and is attacked from behind and pinned, is a coward. That's the best win you'll ever get, hell. When I win the IC title, you will be my first opponent. Then we'll see who is the better man. Fuck you, Iceman.

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#10
02-24-2015, 09:52 AM

(02-24-2015, 08:44 AM)Goat Face Killa Said:
(02-23-2015, 03:12 PM)Maverick Said:
(02-23-2015, 01:27 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!

"Cowards who win cheaply? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Last I checked, YOU tried to be the coward and run away. YOU tried to run away from me, and for a dumbass reason at that! You said you wanted to be in the main event, even though ALL competitors for that show, sans Nakamura, Blanco, and Gein, were in the Main Event. And it's not like you did much either. Hell, you were the first one eliminated!"

Ah, yes. Because a man who posts a promo about poems and doesn't give a shit if he loses, walks away and is attacked from behind and pinned, is a coward. That's the best win you'll ever get, hell. When I win the IC title, you will be my first opponent. Then we'll see who is the better man. Fuck you, Iceman.

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#11
02-24-2015, 09:54 AM

Oh no, don't do that. I'm really scared!

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#12
02-24-2015, 10:12 AM

One goat, please.

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#13
02-24-2015, 10:18 AM

(02-24-2015, 10:12 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: One goat, please.

Sure, man. 1000 Xbux and you can pick any breed whatsoever. I have them all.

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#14
02-24-2015, 10:21 AM

Thank you!

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#15
02-24-2015, 10:23 AM

No problem, man! Goats are the best. Roxy's gonna love the cute little fainting guy.

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#16
02-24-2015, 10:30 AM

"I do need a sexual partner. What's the best breed for ass fucking?"

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#17
02-24-2015, 10:37 AM

(02-24-2015, 10:30 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "I do need a sexual partner. What's the best breed for ass fucking?"

Eh, for you? I'd say the Nigerian Dwarf goat.

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#18
02-24-2015, 11:55 AM

(02-24-2015, 09:54 AM)Goat Face Killa Said: Oh no, don't do that. I'm really scared!

"Fuck off and give me my free goat, you tightwad. If you manage to beat me in our little rematch, you can have Boer back. But for now, I'm taking him."

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