The camera comes up on a man sitting on a turnbuckle in an unfamiliar ring.

"Greetings superstars and fans of XCF. My name is Robert Damon Griffith, but from here on out, you can all call me Griffin. Now some of you may recognize me. Back in my early days I worked for a little company called X-treme Championship Wrestling. You may have heard of it's owner Demon X. Well i left that crap hole and not two weeks later it went under. I needed a new hunting ground so I decided to come here. You may be wondering what ring I'm in."

He said as the camera panned out to show the entire ring with a strange logo in the middle.

"This is my own personal ring I have set up in my mansion, the Griffin Nest. This mansion has everything. As you can see, a practice room, and a fitness center, a lap pool, a killer waterslide out back, down the hall is the Empire conference room where the next incarnation of my stable the Empire will meet. We have a fully stocked kitchen, with plenty of girl scout cookies, and a wicked TV room. Plus dozens of rooms upstairs and a wonderful staff. But this is not meant to be a home, it's meant to be a headquarters. This is an open invite to come live at the Griffin's Nest and join the Empire. Anyone who wishes to join will have full access to all the ammenities here. Please call 555-empire for details. In particular I would like to invite Socrates and Loverboy to join me, I've seen you guys and like your style."

"Now to my future enemies, There is a reason I'm called Griffin. The griffin is half lion half eagle, same as me. I have the strength of a lion and the agility of an eagle. Anyone who wants to challenge me go ahead, but remember I'm XCW born and raised, that means I'm sick, twisted, and always willing to go extreme. I'm here for three reasons, eat cookies, rebuild the empire, and kick ass, IN THAT ORDER."

"White Rabbit" by Egypt Central plays as the empire logo appears before the screen fades to black.

Wait till my first match, anyone who doubts me will see just what a Griffin can do. I'm survived the sadistic Hell that was clint collins I can survive you whiny little bitches

Say that to MacAllister's face. I dare you. Double dare you.

This is a company of whiny little bitches who call themselves extreme. A couple of ya'll have potentiall and they will be the ones who join the empire. The rest of you can still have cookies though. After I beat your face in

So I'm not the only griffin around here. No matter, cause you know what, I have cookies, and you know what else, I'm XCW, amd you know what else else, that means I'm better than you

Did you just insult The Scorpion King, and the Dildo Crown?

(08-13-2014, 03:26 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Did you just insult The Scorpion King, and the Dildo Crown?

That sounds like a movie the world should be funding.

(08-13-2014, 03:23 PM)Griffin Said: amd you know what else else, that means I'm better than you

(08-13-2014, 03:23 PM)Griffin Said: amd you know what else else, that means I'm better

(08-13-2014, 03:23 PM)Griffin Said: amd you know what else else

"Learn to speak English before you go ahead declaring yourself the best in the world you illiterate chucklefuck."

Thank you Gator, your love of English is appreciated. And yes that would make a good movie

Wait, wait, wait... did everyone get mansions but me? Dude, does a mansion come with your first XWF paycheck or something? Even Mastermind has one, and my road dogs and me still ride around in an Econoline van, carrying our own gear?

Oops, sorry Gates. My road dogs and I

I'm gonna pistol whip Paul Heyman if I got screwed out of my own mansion.

(08-13-2014, 05:05 PM)Loverboy813 Said: Wait, wait, wait... did everyone get mansions but me? Dude, does a mansion come with your first XWF paycheck or something? Even Mastermind has one, and my road dogs and me still ride around in an Econoline van, carrying our own gear?

Oops, sorry Gates. My road dogs and I

I'm gonna pistol whip Paul Heyman if I got screwed out of my own mansion.

"Pft. I burned my mansion down and went Chris Benoit on my fiancee."

"As for you, Griffin, what's a griffin to a dragon?"

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Loverboy You're welcome to join me at the griffin's nest. The Empire could use your womanizing ways.

As for you Cain, good question, care to find out?

Bro, if your bar is stocked and your pool is heated, me and the boys can be over with more tail than a Chinese New Year dragon.

Of course man, turns out we're both on madness. Let's say we form the tag team foundation of the empire?

It just so happens I'm the hottest commodity in tag team wrestling in the XWF at the moment, dude! I got Socrates out of a losing streak and into a TV Title match at the PPV, did you know that?

Right now my boy LH Harrison is my main go to partner, but I tell you what, buddy boy... after I get a couple singles matches and get my name in lights at Relentless, you, me, and LH can make a go of the Trios Titles if you want.

The answer is that a Griffin is a victor compared to Cain's dragon. Cain can't win to save his life. Cain, when did you win a match last?

The two of you could come to the Empire and we could storm the trios. I'm probably going to challenge Griffin Mcallisatar who ever this guy is to a match at relentless. I don't dislike the guy but it's what the people want. Cain I would love to face you as well. But seriously Vinnie just bring the girls to the nest anyway. I'm sure they'd love the mansion. We can put them in the ring even. I'm down for a gauntlet match with all of them.

Don't waste your time with either match. I'll tell you the outcome. Griffin beats Cain. Griffin loses to MacAllister. Not-MacAllister kills himself because he realizes he isn't good enough to carry the Griffin name.

(08-13-2014, 08:08 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Don't waste your time with either match. I'll tell you the outcome. Griffin beats Cain. Griffin loses to MacAllister. Not-MacAllister kills himself because he realizes he isn't good enough to carry the Griffin name.

"...fine. I see what you're doing. You want to light a fire under me. But I feel sorry for whoever happens to be in the way of that inferno. They will be incinerated, and Pest will be to blame."

"Mark my words. The next match...I will win."

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No, I want you to quit wrestling. You're not good at it. I want you to just go live in a cave.

(08-13-2014, 08:30 PM)Mr WGWF Said: No, I want you to quit wrestling. You're not good at it. I want you to just go live in a cave.

"You don't get what you want, Pest."

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I'm no fool, I realize you'll never wise up to how horrible you are. I still had to correct you. If you thought I'd wanted you to succeed, you might have actually tried just to impress me.

Seems like people can't stop talking about me. Do i have everybody's attention now?

I just want those cookies.

Griff, do you prefer brunettes or redheads?

Redheads for me, oreo or chips ahoy?

Yes.

Once this legal debacle is settled you can all come to the Griffin's nest to bask in the glory of what it means to be XCW born and raised like I am.

So sorry other Griffin, but Cain has my ass next. Damn seems like everybody around here wants my ass. The only reason I have to tell you backwoods hicks about my incredible talent, is because none of you ever had taste to watch a real show like XCW. Also full disclosure, when I made that promo I was drunk, so I mixed up XWF and XCW, who gives a fuck man. Tell you what, In our match, winner gets to keep the Griffin name, loser has to change their name. Can you put your money where your mouth is other Me?

(08-20-2014, 01:49 AM)Griffin Said: So sorry other Griffin, but Cain has my ass next. Damn seems like everybody around here wants my ass.

It sounds like your gigolo career is going well, Griffin. Your ass has plenty of customers. Bully for you. Bit of advice though, if you go picking fights with the likes of Griff o' Mac you'll lose business, unless you're thinking of a career as a handicap gigolo inviting the likes of Morbid Angel to visit (and he would)?

Quote:The only reason I have to tell you backwoods hicks about my incredible talent, is because none of you ever had taste to watch a real show like XCW. Also full disclosure, when I made that promo I was drunk, so I mixed up XWF and XCW, who gives a fuck man.

"To think that even men with higher prestige than I act like incompetent bastards. Are all champions in this federation like this? If they are, it's clear to me that I have a lot of work to do. Maybe I should start with this bonehead that believes that he is a real champion."

He laughs a bit.

"I shouldn't get too ahead of myself, though. I have to focus on my upcoming match with Sir Loverboy. With all the training he's putting himself through to fight three other men, it's clear to me that he's very serious about his matches."

Bonehead? At least I have a championship, because I'm Griffin, I'm XCW, and that means I'm better than you.

(08-20-2014, 01:49 AM)Griffin Said: Cain has my ass next.

(08-20-2014, 01:49 AM)Griffin Said: Cain has my ass next.

(08-20-2014, 01:49 AM)Griffin Said: Cain has my ass next.

(08-20-2014, 01:49 AM)Griffin Said: Cain has my ass next.

(08-20-2014, 01:49 AM)Griffin Said: Cain has my ass next.

(08-20-2014, 01:49 AM)Griffin Said: Cain has my ass next.

Cain's words not mine.

So Griffin, I heard you wanted to be a part of 'Best of Both Worlds.' I must say I am impressed by your work and you have been quite the inspiration so I welcome you to the team if you so desire. I'll even be generous to let you boys have all of the women we'll pick up.

Griffin, meet LH. He's cool. Him, Socrates and Gator are all cool.

He hasn't been feeling well lately, but it's all good. I'll be getting the women for you though. LH is... shy.

"Hey Griffin. Not you fake Griffin, Griffin MacAlister, the wrestler with some actual talent."

"That business you had to take care of by any chance have anything to do with the new Silent Hill game? P.T or whatever it's called, just the guy looks a lot like you. Not sure if you've seen the trailer but I suggest you check it out. You might need to sue somebody if you didn't give Konami permission. Anyway, nice to see you back."

"Oh and Loverboy, thanks for calling me cool. You're cool too."

*Thumbs up*