ENROUTE FROM CINCINATTI, OHIO TO TUSCALOOSA, ALABAMA
The camera fades in to the cabin of Mastermind's private jet as he makes his way from the disappointment of Ohio to payback in Alabama.
The camera finds an almost bearded looking Mastermind who doesn't look like he has shaven in a week. He seems to be sober this time around.
Once again for the 2nd time in two weeks he is holding a guitar. He sees the camera and begins to talk....
"Those of you who were not born in the 1970's, 80's or maybe even 90's may not remember the American hit comedy series Happy Days. It was set in the 1950's-60's, and based around the Cunningham family but in later years based on the super cool Henry Winkler who starred as Arthur Fonzarelli or the Fonz. The series was popular in New Zealand, including the re-runs.
"You may be wondering where I am going with this? Well I'm up against another formidable opponent who I have not managed to beat yet in several attempts and that's Mr Undead himaelf... Zane Norrison. He cost me my x-treme championship at my first defense. Zane, losing that title to you, made me a laughing stock around the XWF. I'm out for much needed revenge."
Mastermind started strumming the guitar.
Happy Days theme song
"'Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,but not for Zane, Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,again not for Zane Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,still not for Zane The weekend comes, my cycle hums,Zane is glum Ready to race to you,but not Zane
"'These days are oursbut not for him Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days)Sad and glum These days are oursagain not for him Share them with me.(Oh baby)but don't share it with him.
"'Goodbye grey sky, hello blue,goodbye blue sky hello grey there's nothing can hold me when I hold you. I don't want to hold you feels so right you can't be wrong,feels so wrong can't be right rockin' and rollin' all week long.being dull all week long
"'Saturday, what a dayhow gay for Zane Groovin' all week with youbeing glum all week long
"'Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,but not for Zane Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, again for Zane Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, not for Zane The weekend comes, my cycle humsZane is glum Ready to race to youbut not Zane
"'These days are ours,but not for Zane Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days)Sad and bummed These days are oursbut not for him Share them with me.(Oh baby)but don't share with him
"'Goodbye grey sky, hello blue, goodbye blue sky hello grey there's nothing can hold me when I hold you. I don't want to hold you feels so right you can't be wrong,feels so wrong can't be right rockin' and rollin' all week long.being glum all week long
"'Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,Not for Zane Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,No not for him Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,No don't feel Zane Saturday, what a dayhow gay for Zane Groovin' all week with you, being grey all week for him
"Once more
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,but not for Zane Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,he's not sane Thursday, Friday, Happy Days he's a pain Saturday, what a dayno good day for Zane Groovin' all week with youbeing grey all week long for undead zane
"These days are ours,but not Zane's Share them with me.(Oh baby)but not with him These days are oursbut not Zane's Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days
Mastermind stops strumming and looks back at the camera. He starts smirking.
"I hope you like that Zaney Zane. Because I know you'll come out firing with some other issues that you have for me. But hey I don't care. I put this out, and it'll become an instant hit, while yours just stick on the wall, and slide into oblivion at some point. I am coming for my first win against you, and it will happy days for me when I collect, and it'll be grey days for you. So I guess you better..... sit on it.
"See you soon Zane....heyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
The camera fades out.
Overall - 60 Wins 102 Losses 8 Technicals 2 Draws 1 No Contest
Comeback Record - 10 Wins 24 Losses 1 Draw
7th Year Record 2023 - 5 Wins 16 Losses
6th Year Record 2022 - 5 Wins 8 Losses 1 Draw
5th Year Record 2020 - 7 Wins 12 Losses 1 No Contest
4th Year Record 2019 - 12 Wins 1 Draw 21 Losses
3rd Year Record 2018 - 6 Wins 2 Losses
2nd Year Record 2015 - 1 Wins 9 Losses 2 Technical
1st Year Record 2014 - 24 Wins 34 Losses 6 Technicals
February 2020 Star of The Month
November 2014 Star Of The Month
Former XWF Thursday Night Anarchy Champion - 2022 - 1 Successful Defence
Former Three Time X-Treme Champion
Former Television Champion - 129 Days (Just the 4th TV Champion to break 100 days, and now 4th on the all time list)
Former Two Time Ark of the Covenant Champion
Lost in the 1st Round of the Woodstock Open - Wrestlestock 2019
Semi Finalist in the XWF King of the Ring 2020
50TH CAREER WIN vs TOMMY WISH - Wednesday Night Warfare - 2ND SEPTEMBER 2020
100TH CAREER LOSS vs BOB D - Weekend Warfare - 12TH AUGUST 2023
150TH MATCH vs HGH
100TH MATCH vs LUX - FOR THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
50TH MATCH vs DUNCAN B DEADLY
HAVE APPEARED IN 21 PAY PER VIEW MATCHES IN XWF HISTORY