xwf99.com brings to us the news of Dean McGovern's first championship here in the X-treme Wrestling Federation. Dean pinned an unsuspecting Crimson Dong who had apparently passed out after a heavy night of watching pornography. McGovern was able to secure the victory and the x-treme championship without Crimson Dong even knowing what happened.

Dean had only these brief comments: “You see this right here baby; this is the start of something beautiful. Oh and this right here goes out to my boy Zayne Vyper who I know is going to be incredibly happy for me...”

Dean holds the championship up in the air with his right hand while flicking off the camera with his left and then grabbing a big fat wad of dick through his light blue colored windpants.

“Time to up your game, bitch. Our match just became a title match. Isn't it gonna suck losing to Peter Gilmour and then a few days later losing a title match to a guy you beat when no titles were on the line? Huhhuh, yeah, I think that's kinda funny sir.”

This is bullshit take advantage of unconsciousness after porn fiesta 5000.
Mark my dong I will be back for that strap on!