Zane is driving his fancy car, when all of a sudden thunder is heard in the distance. Lightning crackles in the sky, as Z looks a tiny bit worried. He rolls up his windows, and flips the radio to the weather station. He realizes that a heavy storm is on its way.... SUDDENLY, a lightning bolt crashes into the vehicle, sending it careening into the air, before crashing hard onto the cement street. Zane barely escapes and rushes away before his ride goes up in flames, a MASSIVE explosion errupting and decimating his beautiful car. Z is out of breath, scarred up and bleeding from a gash on his forehead. A vile cackle fills the air as we find the incestuous Wiccan, Snow, holding hands with her brother / lover Rain. Snow lowers upon Zane, with her crotch pressed against his face as her raven black and scarlet gown shrouds over the Xtreme champ. Rain counts the fall, kissing Snow all the while;

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Vinnie walks by and sees Rain and Snow being gross on top of Zane. He's conflicted, and it can been on his face. On one hand, he thinks Zane is weird and annoying and keeps leaving brain juice all over the tables in the break room because he WILL NOT use a coaster. On the other, Rain and Snow are the dirt fucking worst.

"There are no winners here, are there?"

No, Vinnie. There truly are not. Luckily, you seem to have a fire hose in your hands.

"I do?"

Yes. Now, spray those two horned up dogs and get them out of your title picture.

"Awesome idea! Hey Rain? Snow? Stop getting incest all over my building, dudes. You guys are gross. Like legit terrible. Quit it. QUIT IT."

Vinnie turns the hose on full blast, knocking tHe PeRFeCt SToRm off of Zane, who apparently can sleep through anything. Rain and Snow scramble off somewhere, hopefully to record another promo for War Games that DOES NOT INCLUDE SISTER FUCKING.

"This job is rough sometimes, man..."

Still Champion - Zane Norrison

Zane stirs and rises, instinctively kicking out, in spite of the fact that no one is on top of him. He sees Vinnie Lane, standing there with a fire hose.

"I feel dirty. Like something supremely gross happened on top of me. What happened, why the fuck do I have the urge to bathe in bleach???"

1x X-Treme Champ
1x Hart Champion
1x SOTM November 2018

(05-20-2019, 07:35 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Rain and Snow scramble off somewhere, hopefully to record another promo for War Games that DOES NOT INCLUDE SISTER FUCKING.

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Don't hold your breath.