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Mr. Radio · (03-09-2014)

The scene opens to Mr. Radio once again at the gym working out. Except he's only at the gym so he can stay in shape. His species is physically incapable of getting but he does like to exercise so he can stay nice and toned unlike the very fat Morbid Angel. Morbid Angel may say he's not fat but the proof is all over him! His Roids are not helping him obviously but at least he can have his own tiny penis that he can enjoy. Mr. Radio has the physique of a Greek god and a Dick the size of a black guy (Morbid disapproves) which makes him the most perfect being on the planet. Gadoians are far more superior to humans so him being more perfect than any one on the planet isn't that surprising. Mr. Radio looks over at the snack bar and thinks of Morbid Angel and begins to laugh! Everyone knows that Morbid Angel is almost as fat as Peter Gilmour! Radio is going to have a fun time destroying him.

Radio just finished his first workout of the day and was drinking some water before hitting the weights again. He looks at the camera and starts to speak.

I do know victory because they don't exist in XWF anymore because I killed them. Yeah, they died. I hit them both a Galaxy DDT so hard that their necks broke right in half and they died. My bold claims, you obviously have a problem with them because you seem to be getting irked at the fact that you truly are mentally handicapped. You're the weak minded one. They don't come to watch you...THEY COME TO WATCH ME! People (Swagmire) like to say that I'm only a Supernova knock off but yet, no one ever looks at you and says "He reminds me off Sebastian Duke. He's such a Duke knock off!" No one ever realized it until now because no one ever really listened to you or cared to pay attention. And you call me a sideshow freak that people just beat up?! Look at you! That's all you were to Enigma! That's all you really are to just about anyone important here. That is also all you are to me. Eli James... The "owner" of the XWF. He is not a true leader and he never will be. Everyone on the side of Eli James is just a big joke! I may hate almost everyone on my side but they are much more talented than anyone on your side. Except for maybe Swagmire. It's just a shame that you wont make it to the event because I'm gonna kill you. Yes, that simple. You will die.

No, I didn't go full

. You have to think if someone's

? If you have to think then that person is obviously not

. You fucking

. Did I physically demonstrate how I won the match? No, I didn't. I was reading off the description of what happened from that show on the official XWF website where you can by official merchandise of your favorite XWF wrestlers including myself! unfortunately for you Morbid Angel fan you wont find any merchandise of him because XWF management isn't going to waste their time and make a shitty shirt that no one will buy. Before you say anything, Morbid. Yes, I am self advertising and my shirts have almost one million sales! My iHeartRadio shirt is definitely the most popular shirt on the market! Now enough of that. You said that this was all just a game?! This is some serious shit! Calling this just game makes you look like an ass. Looks like you just won that competition. Well, since you're bringing up your record then I might as well too! I've beaten Theo Pryce, Mr. Supernova, I won the Nuclear Winter battle royal. Those should be enough to completely outshine your pathetic accomplishments! I've beaten Mr. Supernova three times actually! And I still eliminated you from that Nuclear Winter battle royal by the way. I have seen an inside of a gym...I'm actually standing in one right now! You twat. 450 lbs of sheer FAT! Next month I can already see it coming: Morbid Angel vs Morbid Fatback "If Morbid Angel loses then he has to take his fatback." So if I were you I would keep your fat or else that is going to happen to you. I'm not in denial here either fatman! Victory is truth and since you have never lost, neither have I! I'm undefeated! I'm the King of Darkness! Oh, and the reason why Geo backs you up is because... Is that some brown on your nose? I do believe it is! You've been kissing his ass backstage haven't you? Of course you have, how else would you have won the Xtreme championship without pinning anyone? You Cunt. This planet has the worst education altogether simply because they attempted to teach you anything. You did go to some kind of school right? No one will ever know! We should test the fighters here to make sure they aren't

because morons like you make me look bad. I'm so above you it isn't even funny.

Fat. yes, Fat. I'm calling you fat didn't I make that obvious? I think that steroids can fail. You are 6'10 of pure fat. Well it's simply because you are old, fail at using steroids, and just suck at everything. You go out of your way to look your best? Well, your best is obviously not good enough because you still look like a cross between Chris Farley and Sebastian Duke. Put some makeup on the late Chris Farley and you have Morbid Angel! A person your height should be around 300 pounds and not around 450 pounds you fat fuck. Well, It's time to show you up! I run 20 miles a day, I bench 1200 lbs, I squat 2300 lbs, and I do 25 thousand and one crunches... For the beautiful young ladies and not the grannies with saggy tits like you. For those who get nauseated at the sight of a mans fat then turn away now! Morbid Angel is about to rip his shirt off!

Radio grabs a remote and flips to the XWF network and it shows Morbid Angels fat going everywhere.

you are one serious tool.

Morbid Angel Said:OH YEAH YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I AM GOING TO PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN MY MASSIVE PECKS AND FLEX! CRUSHING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SKULL! How’s that for fat?! Fuck you!

We may be able to suffocate me with your fat but I don't think your arms will be doing crushing of my motherfucking skull. And can you please learn how to control your roid rages. It's pretty damn annoying hearing you scream for almost no reason at all.

AS far as jerking off goes...Arguing about jerking off is a bit strange don't you? I'm not sure why you had to pick this topic back up out of everything you could've talked about but whatever. Yes, I HAD a woman. Multiple woman. I currently do have a woman but relationship is none of your business and I prefer not to bring her up. And now you're calling me a "nigga" I thought I fought the black guy on Wednesday? Every day motherfuckers be whacking huh? If they were fuckers of mothers then why would they need to be whacking it? And my age... Do I really look 25? I'm going to take that as a compliment! Thank you so much you old fat fuck. I am actually 33 years old if you must know. Well if we're being technical about my age then I'm actually 263 years old. The time traveling machine boosts your age but you keep your appearance and everything but you will be considered many many years older. So, if you still want to use my machine then go ahead because I don't think you need to get any older. Prepare to get extremely confused with my responses because Morbid Angel starts to spout random shit. Beast porn...That is just sick. Why would you want to watch that shit, Morbid!? You not only watch it but you whack off to it too? I knew there was something mentally unstable about you but now you're watching beast porn!? Don't get me wrong I have fucked some werewolves before but at least they have another form that is humanoid which is the form I do have sex with just so you know. And where the hell did you get the queers getting married in the future part? Are you talking about Nova's dimension? Yeah, that's whatever fucked up place he's from. Homo love is pointless in my time anyways because they can't even have sex because it's pretty much impossible. Butt's cant be penetrated by dicks and clits cant be eaten out of slid on by another clit. It doesn't work. There's your health lesson on the future! Well, at least my dimension. And when did I ever say I had a dog? I don't own a disgusting mutt! You probably fuck your dog because you are yelling dog fucker like you are ready to fuck a dog.

I didn't actually see your sweat dripping you fucking moron! It's called sarcasm but you probably don't know what that means. You obiously don't know what conquered means either. Conquered means to overcome and take control of a place or people by use of military force. Something you have never done. I have. I have conquered multiple things and soon I will conquer you. I'm not even going to respond to Morbid's poor excuses of why he loses almost every match he is in. And yes I probably would pin a corpse to win because that called an opportunity and I'm an opportunist. The ultimate opportunist. I don't need to beg people to love me because people love me all on their own. And I do not sulk after a match! I win every match I'm in! I didn't hide from you and we certainly did not meet in the locker room. We met outside in front of the staples arena! You approached me trying to start a fight because I didn't except your match. I was trying to smoke a cigarette and you kept pestering me so I burned that goofy upside down cross into your head and you ran off screaming like a little bitch. I think you left a trail of shit as well. You disgusting bastard!

Speaking of that burn mark on your head! It does make you look stupid because it was burned to your forehead by a cigarette. I look high all the time? My body is incapable of getting high so there's that. And have you seen yourself!? You look like you just jammed a needle in your arm and you are higher than the clouds on heroin. You are one fat fuck, glad to see you admitting it. You have butterfly tattoos? It's a tramp stamp isn't it? You dress like a church father and your religion is idiotic. And being a Nazi is very unfashionable these days! I mean Nathaniel is the proto Nazi so he's allowed to but you are just a copy and paste of Nazi and Sebastian duke aren't you? And Black Panthers are stupider than Nazi's! Black racist people? how does that even fucking work? Well, I'm glad your boots don't match your nipples because a white guy with black boots would just be absolutely terrifying. So you're telling me that Morbid nothing, Nothing Angel nothing is nothing with nothing connected to the nothing that is tied to nothing with nothing on the end of nothing with the insides filled with nothing that had a rope touching that nothing who beats nothing and as it turns to nothing it seems that this nothing is going to call you Mr Nothing…because you have done nothing, won nothing and will never be nothing is being called by a nothing that is a resident at the nothing hotel and makes nothing for a living and decides to join wrestling to do nothing so he can get nothing in his career that will ultimately end with nothing just as your life began. Nothing? I am appalled by your nothingness!

Yes, you "jumped over the ropes" I totally believe you because you are the most truthful guy I know. "Victory Forever!"

I do believe that I rbing in all the money because people pay to see the sexiest man in all of the XWF! not to mention my shirts again. And you of all people claiming that I am not the one who brings in all the money doesn't make me rethink that because you sure as hell don't bring in the money. I'm actually at the top of the bitch hotel just so you know. It's very cozy up here but you wouldn't know because you are on the first floor or whatever. I'm worth less than Barney Green?! I would say that you are worth way less than him but that sadly isn't true because he is worth pretty much nothing. EVERYONE is worth more than him.

Well, you see I don't keep track of my win loss record because I have a life and I don't sit at a desk all day and night counting my wins. And like I said, I win every match! what you can do, I can do better! Excuse me but I am no show opener. I have never been in the opening match of a show. I have been in the main event more than you think. And we are at the bottom of the card because of me, not you. We aren't the main event because no one wants to see me beat you in about a minute because they would go home disappointed at the fact that the main event was a short one. It's unfortunate that the main event is boring as hell and no one cares about it so might as well consider the Mr. Radio vs Morbid Angel match the main event. And if you want to get technical again, it's pretty much impossible for anyone to fuck anyone hard enough that the semen would go through their mouth. Science, Bitch! Lastly, I have beaten Nova three times may I remind you! Sheesh, idiot.

Ertzibet? ERTZIBET?! what kind of fucking monster names their child Ertzibet? I feel bad for that poor whore. And yes, your son is aborted. You have been keeping a lifeless corpse in your house as a child. And that's kind of funny how you lost your kid. You lose every match you're In and you even lost to state?! Gosh, you really do suck.

And here we go! I was waiting all week for him to bring up the Pokemon battle thing again! I prepared myself for it so I did some research on what a Pokemon was. And you look like a Gengar! Yeah, I went there. Anyways I am not a coward I just felt like I needed to retire because I got sick of saving the entire galaxy on numerous occasions. Something you will never accomplish may I add.

Again, with the roid rage screaming. I already asked you nicely to please calm that shit. And my moms dead you fucking fuck. And you can kill me? You really think so? You really really think so. Because I don't. I would love to see you try though. And really the last time I checked my name was taken off that list for whatever reason. Whatever though I'll be back on it no matter the outcome because that list is filled with lies! And to...

Excuse me have you seen my son, Morbid Angel?

I haven't but you must be his mother?

Why yes I am.

You're kind of below my level but want to go to my place and make hot sweaty sex?

Sure!

Radio throws his water bottle at the greeting guy and walks out of the gym with Morbid Angels mother in hand.

The scene fades to white indicating that Radio cums all over Morbid Angel's mom back at his house.

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