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Barney Green · (01-27-2014)

You made a big mistake accepting this match, Peter Gilmour. I am gonna take you to school. You wish you could be as cool as me. Driving down the streets hunting ladies in my Chevy Impala with Jeff Night. That's the definition of awesome. Time to go back to when times were great.

But I will address you, Gilmour. You got nothing on me. You aren't even worthy of carrying my jock strap. Never in the history of the XWF has a superstar of my caliber come along and the fans stuck to me like they have. You got nothing. You are just some guy that Shane

keeps employed. You may have gotten the upper hand a few times on me but that's because of sheer luck being on your side. This time, Not even Unknown Soldier can save you from the trouble I am gonna bring your way.

You dong worship the devil hence why the devil's henchman is willing to help you. Even with him in your corner, Nothing is gonna stop me from beating you from one end of the ring to the other. You talk about being immortal which is a load of garbage. You keep running your mouth and I'm gonna put an end to you. Nothing you say is gonna intimidate or frighten me. Crack you in the mouth and make you learn to respect me. I may never be the most winningest superstar that XWF has seen but you will learn your place.

You can't compete with a man that has done it all. Former World Champion. What have you done besides letting your partners carry you to championships? Without the talents of Sid Feder and Unknown Soldier, You would be just a loser. You are the epitome of loser while I am epitome of cool. With my dashing brown hair and beard, I make the ladies melt.

Even if I lose all my teeth, jaw, and part of my tongue, I will still look better than you. The odds are stacked against me in this match. you got Gilmour's boyfriend, Unknown Soldier, who I know is gonna try something. Soldier, You get involved in my business and you will have to deal with the consequences. I got no fear of you. Some crank addicted fool who thinks he is controlled by Satan. Drugs screw with your mind. He is nothing more than a human. I also got Jessie Diaz in my corner. Somebody is trying to screw me over but even with the odds stacked against me, I will find a way to succeed. Last time I had to deal with Diaz, She made me cry and I haven't forgotten that. Just do your thing outside the ring and we will have no problems.

Tick tock, Gilmour. Time is fleeting for you. I wouldn't blame you for saying you got car problems or are sick. When we face off, This is personal. We will see who sucks whose dick at the end of the match. I already know the outcome. You are gonna be down on your hands and knees sucking my dick. Then, I am gonna fuck you in the ass. Your move, bitch.

The scene opens up inside of a bar where we see Barney Green, dressed in a white shirt with black khakis. Also there is Jeff Night, who is dressed in a blue suit with a blue tie. Night goes to speak first.

Jeff: Good to see you back in action, man.

Barney: It's always a good time for a lemon party. I figured it was time to start hitting the bars again and just have a good time.

Barney goes to speak with the bartender.

Barney: Give me a pint of Guinness.

Bartender: Sure thing, Barn.

The bartender pours Green a pint of Guinness and hands it to him. Green takes a swig of it.

Barney: Lil Barn is ready to explode. Time to get laid.

Jeff: Can you try to behave, man? I don't like seeing you get slapped.

Barney: Just because they say no now doesn't mean they won't say yes later on. Come last call, I never leave alone.

Green goes to approach a woman, who is dressed in a blue halter top with tan capris. Green goes to speak.

Barney: Hey, baby! How about you come to my place and have some fun? Maybe take a ride on my disco stick.

Woman: Not even in my drunkest state would I ever want you.

Barney: Come on, baby. I can go all night long. They don't call me "The All-Night Tranny Thrilla" for nothing.

Woman: Oh, great. You must think I am a tranny. Sorry but I am all woman down there.

Barney: That doesn't matter, baby. You can wear a strapon for all I care. I can pop like nothing.

Woman: I would suggest you get out of here before you get hurt.

Barney: Please? I am pretty lonely and need some loving.

Woman: I warned you.

The woman knees Green in the crotch and walks away as Green grabs his lower regions in pain. Green takes a swig of his drink and walks back towards Jeff Night.

Jeff: I warned you, man.

Barney: You said you didn't want to see me get slapped. This time, I got kneed in the chestnuts but I feel alright. I don't think anything is damaged. The night is still young and I can keep going. The alcohol numbs the pain. I am a real love machine. I may $15,000 per appearance in XWF which is decent money.

Jeff: Yeah, but your body is wrecked. How much more are you gonna put it through before the doctor tells you that you are done and can't wrestle.

Barney: I still got more to give to the business, bro. I still got enough money saved up to live comfortably for the next 10 years.

Jeff: And what happens after it runs out, man?

Barney: I am practically a legend in this state so I can probably get enough endorsement deals to survive. But let's continue this party.

The scene fades to black.

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