Ok so Me and Thomas were thinking. We need to spice up our company a little more. Thomas suggested we get more Hamburger Helper. I suggested we mix a little bit of Pornography. Ya know so we can make a litte bit extra money on the side. Yeah, We had no idea how we were going to find these PornStars at, so Thomas came up with an idea.

So we got a stage with a leopard print bed in the middle of it. Thomas referred to me as the training dummy, But I assure you I is no dummy! Thomas, Amber, and Zach were the judges. I think they let Zach judge just so he would shut up about wanting to see some boobies for free. Thomas made him Pay 500 dollars if he wanted to be a judge. So the first girl walked in, She was pretty cute, nothing special. She was undressing then she had this huge fucking mole on her left boobie. I yelled next but Thomas said calmy.

She Jumped on me like a wildebeest! she was actually really fucking creepy...She was biting at my neck and I just couldn't take this so I picked her up and chucked her out the nearest window. amber was just sitting there looking unamused. Thomas was wearing generic British man glasses and sitting like Simon Cowell. Zach, Zach was reading some playboy. The next girl walked in and she was so fucking sexy. I took my underwear off under the bed sheets and was in the position for her to sit on me. she started to undo her belt. She took her Shirt off revealing obviously fake boobs but I love fake boobs. She was down to her Bra and panties. She Took her Bra off.... Revealing the greatest breasts ever... Then she took her Panties off. I was too busy staring at her tits and then I heard Amber start laughing her ass off. I looked down and saw a six inch penis attached to a woman...I jumped off the bed and ran to the other side of the room covering my dong so amber wouldn't see it.

The tranny felt embarrassed and just stormed out of the building with her dick swinging everywhere. I put my clothes back on and said I don't wanna do this anymore. Thomas kept trying to tell me to get back on that mother fucking stage but we just kept yelling at each other until amber Poked our shoulders and pointed to the stage and there was a Zach fucking the shit out of some girl in the bed... About thirty minutes later We kicked Zach out along with now ten of his "Bitches." I changed the sheets on the bed to a Zebra print because the leopard sheet was now covered in Zach liquids. I fucking hate movie stars so much, especially The Rock that guy sucks! I mean seriously I was so bored when watching Fast 12 that I brought my Shake weight with me and started working my muscles during the Finding Nemo 7 trailer. I got down to my underwear again and got under the sheets to wait for some girls to walk in.

Finally A famous PORNStar walked in. I believe her name was Lisa ann. Hoo wee was she the hottest milf I have ever seen. I immediately fucked the shit out of her then signed her to a contract and then we had to see how the judges felt about her. Thomas gave her an eight, and Amber gave her a 5...What does she know! she's always masturbating anyways. Even though her and Thomas Have sex A LOT doesn't mean she know what she doin...She is only 19 but looks 35. We heard the next girl walking in. It was Shana my Daughter bare ass naked.

I walked into my room with my seven foot tall Chihuahua who is on steroids wearing a frilly dress and makeup badly placed. I knew it was Shana getting in to my room again. Every time she gets in my room she always ruins something, Burns something, takes something, or Fucks something. Sometimes she takes my Porno Mags! But this time, This time she went too far. She attempted to make my was Chihuahua pretty, then she bought a huge fucking Dildo with my credit card, Then she Obviously Used it on my bed because she left James hat in the center of it. She likes to masturbate to James hat for whatever reason. James then walked into my room asking for his hat back. Shana then jumped on his head and started humping his head. Still naked. James Had to tear her off of his head and told her to go wait in his room. I gave James's hat back to him and to please keep a better watch of his wife. I was starting to get really irritated of Shana. I decided to just leave it alone for now and get back to the Porn try outs.

When I returned I walked in on Thomas and Amber just going at it like Angry Rabbits on the giraffe print sheets! I turned around throwing my hands in the air and started to stroll around the city. Same old prostitutes, same old Patchy always asking some ridiculous question about coffee grinds or orange skins. The nthere was Zach in the tallest Hotel you can obviously see from anywhere in the city. Then I made I to my destination, The Cornerstone Pub! This was my safe haven, This was the only place I could find piece. No Thomas and Amber fucking every other minute, No Shana, no James not giving a fuck, and no Squishy monster named sprinkles to stick his tentacle up my butt every single time I walk pass Shana's room. My life is just awesome. Suddenly Cletus appeared...