Karl Cross catches sight of Bruce leaving the gym. Fearing he might ask for an autograph, Karl attempts to avoid his attention. Much to Karl's delight, Bruce misses the wet floor sign and slips. The smack to the back of Bruce's head renders him unconscious.

Fearing someone lesser of a man takes advantage of the situation, Karl thinks he should prevent anyone else stealing the championship by taking it himself.

Karl Cross pins.

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Bruce wakes up just in time to kick out!

He sprays Karl with a can of 'Urine Trouble' (patent pending)- mace made up of 54 different types of urine.

As Karl reels backwards, the door to the gym's showers open and a group of naked, rabid homosexuals storm out, each fully erect. Bruce hides in a locker as the men pick up Karl and drag him into the showers. Bruce vomits as he hears their groans of ecstasy, and slinks away unnoticed with his Xtreme title.

"Quit yer squirming! Someone bring me that broom handle!" A voice cries out from behind the door to the showers.

Bruce breaks into a full sprint and screams "Fuck this!" escaping the gym with title and anus still intact.

Current Universal Champion
(1x) X-Treme Champion