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Scully · (04-12-2015)

"Hey Vinnie Lane, how are you?
You look very pretty, I'm gonna call you Sue.
That long, blonde hair is looking very nice,
Although, you should get it checked, you might have lice.
Those leather pants, damn there gay,
You must take it up the batty, everyday.
Do you have balls? Or do you have vagina?
You sort of remind me of that man beast, Chyna.
See, I'm not sure if your really a guy?!
You look like a girl, are you going to cry?
I feel a little bad, being mean,
But you deserve it, you drama Queen!
When you masterbate, do you finger your bum?
Whilst playing with your clit until you cum?
How is Roxy, the dirty little Slut?
Does she shove Dildo's up your butt?
All these questions I just have to ask,
You answering them truthfully, will be a difficult task.

I'm not going to lie as I tell the truth,
What are you, dude? Should ya name be Ruth?
I can admit it, you are doing well,
Your the Hart Champion too, but your going to hell!
Hell likes people who lie all the time,
You lie about what you are and that is a crime.
Pinocchio lied and his nose grew long,
You do the same by wearing a thong.
Tell us all that your really a girl,
Put on that frock, give us a twirl!

What are you going to say about Skull?
That I am indeed, full of bull?!
Are you going to respond by saying that I'm dumb?
That it is me, who's ass is numb?
Are you going to call me stupid? A

?
I already know, don't use the simpleton card.
Are you going to tell me how my skills are lame?
That no one gives a fuck about Scully's name?
That is what I expect from someone like you,
Quickly, give me that title I need a poo!"

Scully goes for that pin....

**Vincent Lane** · (04-14-2015)

Loverboy kicks out and looks at Scully, shaking his head.

What?

Hey dude, good to see you... I'm proud of you for winning the tag straps and all. It's like getting that extra copy of chromosome 21 made your balls drop or something. Maybe it's just the long-term effect of the iron-based vaccines your mum got you from the free STD clinic as a baby? I don't know, man, but good for you.

The only problem is that as far as talent goes, we're as far apart as your god damn eyes. You're diggin' ditches and I'm up in the stratosphere, man.

But hey, I appreciate the challenge, so here's some limericks in response to your weak-ass rap.

There once was a homo named Scully,
Who thought he was quite the bully.
He tried to win,
I kicked out of his pin,
He won't try that again, will he?

I've got more, man, are you sitting down? Of course you are, you just got that new training potty, didn't you? Just remember to always wipe front to back so you don't get a yeast infection.

Scully came out of his niche,
Tried rapping just like Tommy Wish.
I called out his rhymin'
and popped his poor hymen,
Now Scully's just Loverboy's bitch.

Thanks for the laugh, Scully. I needed it after spending all week looking at Mastermind's face. It's actually a lot like your face but without all the Iceman jism. When are you gonna stop being that dude's glazed donut, anyway? You deserve better, man. A big, strong man who really loves and takes care of you, like Morbid Angel or something. I hear he's not gay anymore though.

Loverboy sleeps with your girlfriend,
She spins on his dick like a whirlwind.
When Scully came in,
and seen where she'd been,
He screamed "PLEASE GET HER PREGNANT SO MY BABY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME OH JESUS PLEASE!"

I kinda lost the rhyme on that one, dude, but it still had more than yours did. Points for the megastar. See you next time, dipshit.

Dick E. · **04-15-2015, 07:07 AM**

Winner and STILL Federweight champion: 'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane!

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