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01-17-2015, 05:06 AM
Chris Tarrant: Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!
The audience gives a small round of applause as the camera pans over to reveal tush, picking his nose while sitting in the opposite chair to the host Chris Tarrant, who gives a slight look of disgust before continuing.
Christ Tarrant: Please welcome our contestant for today, tush! Who will be competing for a prize of a whopping one million pounds! Tell me tush... what exactly would you do if you got that kind of money?
tush: lisen har kris ey wud prubeblee bi al te blunts en te wurld en stor tem en mi hows. also i wud bi a buch uv guns en desroy te fock ot uv or mach oponents gaysun singa, dim as fock malisher, an typ 2 dibetis gilly de willy. u gt wut i sey?
Chris Tarrant: Yeah, I get what you are saying. For the benefit of our young viewers at home, could you please refrain from using bad language and covering controversial topics? Thank you. First question.
Chris Tarrant: That is quite a tough question. Can you talk us through it? Remember, this is for £100!
tush: wel, gily as no sweg he probeblee eet te cat rader dan hav mor swag. he mit gt a bit peckish. grayson stinger neva win eny mach an tri 2 bi te compeny but fal becuz he suk so dat ruls him ot. hmm, dimalsher 2 dum 2 no wut swag iz so i hav 2 go wit me tush.
Chris Tarrant: Correct Answer! You now have £100.
tush: yus.
Chris Tarrant: Next question, for £200.
Chris Tarrant: Remember, you still have all your lifelines and this is quite a tough question.
tush: hm ya i wud liek 2 do a 50/50 plees, peta gilmor eet enyting.
Chris Tarrant: Okay then! Let's take away two of the answers.
tush: dat mak erevi fing eeser. gilly neva go neer puss onlee te 1 en onlee dong. dick finel ansar.
Chris Tarrant: Correct! £200 pounds! Now, this question is for £500. You're well on your way to £1000.
tush: easeest kweston eva becuz liek i sed earler teem dip pus n kush r te onlee ons hoo gt kush. d, he dosent. fok u wit a rold up tonail.
Chris Tarrant: Hmph... can we keep the language clean even for the questions please? This is getting ridiculous... *sigh*. Next question for £1000.
tush: hmm. id liek 2 se wut audens finks uv dat kwestun.
Chris Tarrant: Alright, audience it is!
There is a minute of silence as the audience taps away at their phones to deliver their answer.
Chris Tarrant: Oh, look at that! 90 percent went with D and the other half went with C!
tush: em gunna go wit D.
Christ Tarrant: Correct Answer! You have gotten a THOUSAND POUNDS!
(To be continued)
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