Hank 'Thunder' Lane steps into the interview area where Steve Sayors is conducting an interview with one of the up and coming rookies of the XWF. He walks over and hands the wrestler a C-Note and sends him on his way before turning to Sayors and speaking.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
I'm going to make this short and sweet so everyone can understand. Every sport has it's free agents. The hired guns brought in to lead whoever signs them to the championship. My manager Angel Fyre and I are the free agents of the XWF. There are a lot of stables out there fighting for supremacy. You have The Brotherhood, The Family, Resistance Inc., and The Congregation. One of these teams has a chance to obtain the services of the best thing to happen to the XWF since potato salad. That's right, If any of you would like to have the great one in your ranks step up and let it be known.


Hank Lane walks off the set as the scene fades to black.

Record since return
6-3

Listen mate, I'm not entirely sure that you're in the right profession.

If you're just looking for friends, try >Craigslist<, I hear it's full of desperate folk who'd sniff even your 80's coiffed taint.

Just doing my bit.