Mr. XWF is driving a helicopter when THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' METEOR SHOWER STRIKES AGAIN!!! The 'copter SPINS OUT OF CONTROL and crashes to the ground below... in the middle of somewhere. Somewhere, Nebraska to be exact. The Mister pulls himself from the wreckage, but is badly bruised... he begins to slowly pick himself up from the ground when --

*THONK*

-- he's cracked upside the head by a box of PiNS~!!1one



Yes, a BOX OF PINS LADIES AND GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE LADIES [namely me] !!!exclamation_point

The Mister crumples to the ground, and the unknown assailant who attacked Angelus the night prior, is holding the box within his grasp. He wears a denim skirt over a pair of black, tight leather leggings... his feet are fitted into a pair of black and lime green sneakers... over his torso, he is adorned by a fishnet, mesh tanktop... around his throat is a spiked collar... he wears a pair of black, glittery, satin, fingerless gloves, and his nails are painted an alternating combination of black and lime green... and his hair is long, flowing, jet black and dyed with lime green highlights.

The assailant flutters his sparkling eyelids, before kneeling down... and sitting upon Mr. XWF's chest, facing Mr. XWF's top portion... with one leg resting on either side of the champ. The figure places his palms on the champ's chest, as an ice cream truck pulls up. The ice cream man steps out of the vehicle-- before removing his uniform to reveal that of a referee! The ref goes to count the fall--

1--

...

2--

...

2 and 1/2 --

...

2.EleventyBajillion--

...

2.112105110

...
pinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpnipinpinpinpinipenipunippleporcupine

Will Mr. XWF kick out before the count of three?

OOC: This isn't a time limit title, but eventually unanswered pins get counted to three. We'll give Mr. XWF a little longer but at some point if there's no reply I will have to count the pin anyway.

HOLY SHISTA!!! You mean I might ACTUALLY win the thing?!

... I was sooo not expecting this ...

And... by the way... I see you viewing this, Mr. Radio.

You're adorable... you really are.






















... but you're barking up the wrong tree.

Continue to persue her?

And you'll join Paul E. on the list.


People need to clear this image they've already formed of me...
... I'm not all rainbows and fairy dust.

I know that love is said to conquer all.
But we are the unconquerable.

And she belongs with us.
At the top.
Beside me.

Got it?




... toodles, darling.

<3

He sees you, Mr. Radio. He sees you...

"Have i_Gone mad?"

"Completely bonkers... but don't worry.
All the best people are."


|curiouser_&_curiouser|

i sense good things in this one

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(09-01-2013, 01:30 AM)raYne Said: Mr. XWF is driving a helicopter when THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' METEOR SHOWER STRIKES AGAIN!!! The 'copter SPINS OUT OF CONTROL and crashes to the ground below... in the middle of somewhere. Somewhere, Nebraska to be exact. The Mister pulls himself from the wreckage, but is badly bruised... he begins to slowly pick himself up from the ground when --

*THONK*

-- he's cracked upside the head by a box of PiNS~!!1one


url of pic =/catalog/images/box-of-corsage-pins.jpg


Yes, a BOX OF PINS LADIES AND GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE LADIES [namely me] !!!exclamation_point

The Mister crumples to the ground, and the unknown assailant who attacked Angelus the night prior, is holding the box within his grasp. He wears a denim skirt over a pair of black, tight leather leggings... his feet are fitted into a pair of black and lime green sneakers... over his torso, he is adorned by a fishnet, mesh tanktop... around his throat is a spiked collar... he wears a pair of black, glittery, satin, fingerless gloves, and his nails are painted an alternating combination of black and lime green... and his hair is long, flowing, jet black and dyed with lime green highlights.

The assailant (not a pin but i like asses) flutters his sparkling eyelids, before kneeling down... and sitting upon Mr. XWF's chest, facing Mr. XWF's top portion... with one leg resting on either side of the champ. The figure places his palms on the champ's chest, as an ice cream truck pulls up. The ice cream man steps out of the vehicle-- before removing his uniform to reveal that of a referee! The ref goes to count the fall--
^a fall isn't the act of covering

1--

...

2--

...

2 and 1/2 --

...

2.EleventyBajillion--

...

2.112105110

...
pinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpinpnipinpinpinpinipenipunippleporcupine

pin in pink from the youtube video artist Pink Floyd^

Pins underlined. Also pins in the title and there are pins/nips in the poll below

Poll: Pin?
Pin
Pin
Pin
Ping
Nip
Nipple
Pin
Pin
Rin (the R subtract diagonal line might look like a P)
Pin
Pin


Mr. XWF kicks out and the ice cream man referee reveals himself to be Mr. XWF's cousin THE PEOPLE'S NUT also known as THAT BOY WITH THE BIG OL' BALL BAG! They double team the ASSailant in ways most XWFers only fantasize about, with Mr. XWF entering him/it/her from the ass hole. His cousin enters the freaky muh'fucker from the oral hole and starts screaming with pleasure.

THE PEOPLE'S COCK: I've got one hell of a hardon!

THE PEOPLE'S NUT: I've got a ball bag that could crush an elephant!

Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!




@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!

...

... oh... my... fuxxing... Goddess.

... I'm the champion.

...

YOU DIDN'T UNDERLINE THEM ALL...

AND? I was counting all the pins in the pic.


Which you didn't count. Which means you didn't "identify" them. You didn't even mention them.

"There is almost NO limit to what you can try!"





AND GUESS WHAT, BITCH-CAKES?

Those two "reasons" I just mentioned? The underlining, the pins in the picture...

Those don't amount to a hill of beans.
Which is why I actually mentioned them in this reply.

... but my intelligence?
My creativity?

They amount to EVERYTHiNG, babe.

...

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!



About to send Admin the nail in the coffin of your paltry, tiny, iddy bitty, lil' ol title run--

Kiss your belt buh-bye, hun.

But don't worry.
It's going to find a good home. ^.^

And hey...
You can still double team me with your cousin if you want.



Just... bPrepared.

I'm a biter.

<3










"...i can't Believe this is really happening..."
~ S.B.S.P.
















"i_Sense good things in this one."
~ Peter Fucking Gilmour



|today? i start living|








I went ahead and liked your attempt to save face.

Just so you don't go home empty-headed.


You're going to be in that tag match.
Was about to suggest a different guy...
... Paul E. Heyman, in fact.

But fuck that.


i_Believe I'm about to give you a reason to be in the ring with me.

And it won't be to dry hump me.

Though, I certainly wouldn't mind an after match celebration.


After I beat you again...
You're going to need to let out that aggression.


I take your belt... Alex, Lightning & I crush you and those other two mooks in the ring...

... and then? My body is yours for the taking.


... Love you, darling.

<3





And then I realized I should have left the spaces in the ASCII code.

And so, it doesn't count.

... sometimes I don't know why I try.



... on second thought...

... fuck being negative.

I know exactly why I try...

... have a nice day, dear reader.

And keep Believing.

<3

Quote:...

... oh... my... fuxxing... Goddess.

... I'm the champion.

...

YOU DIDN'T UNDERLINE THEM ALL...

You shouldn't have said that.

He's allowed to identify all pin attempts before Admin can come on and say that you are the Champion.

Nice attempt you have there. Shame if somebody kicked out of it.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

(09-03-2013, 09:27 PM)Ann Thraxx Said: Nice attempt you have there. Shame if somebody kicked out of it.

I kicked out of it. I kick out of all the mentions of the word pin in replies! I Rock Buh-buh-buh-borrom Ann Thraxx just because she's the one with the tits and it gives me an excuse to have my arm across her chest. Boner city.

Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!




@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!

I mentioned the underline thing because I was banking on the ASCII code... but I've got another idea.