Frodo is sitting at his desk, looking at pictures of John Madison and Sebastian Duke, there are some of Maddy in the shower. He pulls out his crack pipe, lights it and takes a hit.
"It has come to my attention that members of the roster think it is ok to partake in drug use. They think smoking anything, or drinking alcohol, or snorting, or injecting is fun. These are not fun, and they will not be tolerated. From now on any member of the federation who does any drug in his or her promotional videos will be disqualified from competing. Obviously there will be drug tests to follow, and management is exempt from them."