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Is there anyone? - BBD - 10-31-2013
BBD relaxed on a chair in the lockeroom, tilting it back slightly
BBD
"There really is no one here that can hold a candle to me is there?"
He stood up, dusting his shoulders off with a sigh
BBD
"Is there anyone out there who feels like being beaten up?"
BBD casually sinked back into the chair and folded his arms.
BBD
"Guess not".
BBD
"There really is no one here that can hold a candle to me is there?"
He stood up, dusting his shoulders off with a sigh
BBD
"Is there anyone out there who feels like being beaten up?"
BBD casually sinked back into the chair and folded his arms.
BBD
"Guess not".
Is there anyone? - Kasey Cross - 10-31-2013
Rolls my eyes as look at him.
"You know bitch. If my brother wasn't so busy with the lottery thing going on I'm pretty sure he would be glady to help kick your ass. But seeing that he is busy and I'm not and havn't been broke in like forever which is like what the fuck but anyways I have no problem at all kicking your ass. Unless yours scared."
I fold my arms.
"You know bitch. If my brother wasn't so busy with the lottery thing going on I'm pretty sure he would be glady to help kick your ass. But seeing that he is busy and I'm not and havn't been broke in like forever which is like what the fuck but anyways I have no problem at all kicking your ass. Unless yours scared."
I fold my arms.
Is there anyone? - BBD - 10-31-2013
Bobby looks Kasey up and down.
BBD
"Are you coming onto me?"
BBD
"Are you coming onto me?"
Is there anyone? - Ann Thraxx - 11-01-2013
Quite honestly, who doesn't that slut..... come..... onto?
Thraxx laughs.
Couldn't resist. Besides, it is true.
Is there anyone? - Kasey Cross - 11-01-2013
I shake my head at Bobby and rolled my eyes towards Ann way.
"Oh poor Ann. Still jealous that I'm not on you and bobby no I'm not sorry but I'm not into the whole penis thing. So you want to fight or are you scared to face a girl"
Is there anyone? - BBD - 11-01-2013
BBD stood still, eyes wide with confusion.
BBD
"Am I in the wrong building? I'm looking for XWF."
BBD
"Am I in the wrong building? I'm looking for XWF."
Is there anyone? - Ann Thraxx - 11-01-2013
Oh, yes... Kasey, I am VERY jealous of the fact that I can't have you. No, I mean it. You're so fuckin' sexy. That's if you lose the prostitute-esque makeup, shower once in a while and don't fill my bed with fleas.... All of which I worry are impossible for you to achieve. Ugly ball of slime.
Is there anyone? - BBD - 11-01-2013
BBD turned to find a chair behind him. He sunk into the chair with a groan. He looked up at the two girls bickering with a smile.
Is there anyone? - MadisonSky - 11-01-2013
My voice cut him off so suddenly watching the girls. I almost had to laugh seeing the chair start to shiver.
From the back I emerged...watching and yet to put a chance of why I was there. But seeing this unfold...I just had to put in my two cents...
Is there anyone? - BBD - 11-01-2013
BBD threw his hands in the air with frustration. He leapt from the chair, knocking it over as he did so.
BBD
"What the hell?"
He began to pace around the room, his arms folded in front of him like a grumpy old man.
BBD
"Do any men work here?"
BBD
"What the hell?"
He began to pace around the room, his arms folded in front of him like a grumpy old man.
BBD
"Do any men work here?"
Is there anyone? - Liz Hathaway - 11-01-2013
Are you afraid of us women? Are you gay sir?
Is there anyone? - MadisonSky - 11-01-2013
Shifting again and finding a counter top to get this all at that special little all view to see this lay out. I crossed my legs in the short mini and watched it all unfold.
Is there anyone? - Ann Thraxx - 11-01-2013
Nonononononono..... No............... Noooooo, yabitchez........
Liz. And.... New girl. I need both of you to be quiet. Right now. Hush. Your bitchy menstrual whatever the fuck's going on here needs to stop because Kasey "Can't Close My Legs" Cross was talking my ear off enough. With suck a low IQ, too... And the perv sitting in the corner getting his rocks off? Well, he can do what he wants. Doesn't affect me. It is rather disgusting though, and he could do with a shave...... I meant his face. But, y'know. Whatever.
Is there anyone? - Liz Hathaway - 11-01-2013
ANN! Don't watch him while he chokes the chicken. He only has like 3 inches to work with as is! He doesn't need to feel insecure.
Is there anyone? - Jessie-ica Diaz - 11-01-2013
"You got some shit on your face. Oh, that's facial hair. It sucks, get rid of it. In fact, I'll wager that since you thought that was a good idea, you also suck and you should also get rid of yourself."
Is there anyone? - Kimmy-K - 11-01-2013
Oooh. Hi, girls! What're we talking about?
Is there anyone? - Liz Hathaway - 11-01-2013
Periods
Is there anyone? - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-02-2013
Shane walks in and takes a look around, quickly realizing what's going on. Shane places a hand on BBD's shoulder...
Welcome to the XWF; where there's lots of pussy, and even some of the men have pussies... *cough* Liz *cough* is a man *cough*
Shane walks back out with a smile on his face.
I'll leave you guys alone for now...
Is there anyone? - Liz Hathaway - 11-02-2013
Don't listen to Shane. I'm clearly a woman. He seems rather upset that him and NAZI didn't have sex last night like the pompous
they are.
Is there anyone? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
welcome to the XWF.. shane is right there is a lot of pussy here.. too bad everyone here ARE pussies :)
Is there anyone? - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 11-02-2013
"Holy fuckin' shit! What is this? A fish market? Oh, Gilmour's in the room. Yeah, there are a lot of pussies in the XWF, and Gilmour's the biggest of them all."
Is there anyone? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
Sorry Luca we were looking for peter gets more PUSSSY than everyone here.. thanks for playing COCKSUCKER
Is there anyone? - Barney Green - 11-02-2013
In walks Green with a lip full of Grizzly 1900 Long Cut. Green also has a red mudjug in his hand. Green spits in it and then goes to speak.
Barney: Welcome to XWF. You said you were looking for a man? Well, I am a man's man.
RE: Is there anyone? - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 06:42 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Sorry Luca we were looking for peter gets more PUSSSY than everyone here.. thanks for playing COCKSUCKER
"How many times have we had this conversation? Rose Smith's fake pussy doesn't count! God dammit, even that skank with more personalities than shitty highlights called you on it! And also, I don't pussy out of challenges from rookcunts, especially the religious fucknugget Militem fuckin' Dominum! Oh right, you did!
Is there anyone? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
uh i never backed out of that losers challenge.. he has to wait in line like the rest of the other cockblowers.
and u still havent proved that rose is a man.. so suck it hard Luca!
RE: Is there anyone? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 06:45 PM)Barney Green Said: In walks Green with a lip full of Grizzly 1900 Long Cut. Green also has a red mudjug in his hand. Green spits in it and then goes to speak.
Barney: Welcome to XWF. You said you were looking for a man? Well, I am a man's man.
so you're william regal?
RE: Is there anyone? - Militem Dominum - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 07:07 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: uh i never backed out of that losers challenge.. he has to wait in line like the rest of the other cockblowers.
and u still havent proved that rose is a man.. so suck it hard Luca!
Although I detest Luca, and everything he stands for, as well as his continued alliance to that heathen of an "advanced specimen" Mister Supernova, he does have two very valid points.
One: Lethal Lottery is over for you, because you aren't skilled enough to throw people over the top rope.
Two: Alexandra Callaway is away due to an unplanned pregnancy, leaving only me.
Therefore, the fact that you aren't taking up the opportunity to change your losing streak at the defense of a "rookcunt" is baffling, seeing as though you have no respect for rookies. You are indeed cowering out of this confrontation, and I can't blame you.
Two, the fact that you want Luca to "suck it hard" proves that you are indeed sexually attracted to men, and therefore proves that Rose Smith is a man, seeing as though the two of you are engaged.
Also, Madness proves me to be a winner, whereas you've proven yourself to be a loser with your lackluster performance in the last round of Lethal Lottery. All the more proof that you are indeed too scared to fight me.
Again, I don't blame you.
Is there anyone? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
one: Im still in the tournament as long as I win and hope someone doesnt show up or perform.. and I will win
two: Ally's pregancy is just a lie. she's scared to fight me.
far as you go, you want to take that cunts place, feel free to try. u will be taken to the Xtreme and you will SUCK MY DICK! and thats not making me gay. I am every woman's fantasy!
RE: Is there anyone? - Militem Dominum - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 07:42 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: one: Im still in the tournament as long as I win and hope someone doesnt show up or perform.. and I will win
two: Ally's pregancy is just a lie. she's scared to fight me.
far as you go, you want to take that cunts place, feel free to try. u will be taken to the Xtreme and you will SUCK MY DICK! and thats not making me gay. I am every woman's fantasy!
One: You will not win, because you lack the skill to eliminate even the weakest of specimens.
Two: The woman who managed to make a mockery out of you and cost you the spot in the Lethal Lottery tournament is scared of you? To the point of faking pregnancy? My tolerance with you humans drops with each and every passing second I listen to you speak.
Third: We will have our match; which I will win. Easy as that. I will not be taken to any extreme and will possibly not even break a sweat. This is not arrogance, anyone halfway competent can do the same thing. And once again, you are calling yourself gay, seeing as you want to make me "suck your dick". I am not insinuating that as a bad thing, mind you. You will lose because you are inferior, and are lucky to have even made it this far in life. Not because of sexuality.
Fourth: If appearancewise, you represent every woman's desire; I will state that I cannot grow a deeper hatred for your species. If attitudewise, this is how woman want their men to act; I will state that I cannot grow a deeper hatred for your species.
Good thing it isn't, for either.
They all see through your facade, right at the bloated, misogynistic, mentally deficient lump of dead weight and wasted resources you are.
At least you can all do something right.
Is there anyone? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
yeah like kick ur sorry wannabe GOD ass..
1. I may not win but ill still kick ur punk ass
2. Ally is afraid of me.. doesnt matter if she's having another man OTHER than Griffin's baby.
3. read #1
4. Dont be jealous I get more pussy than you ever will..
mock me all u want.. u will all fall!
RE: Is there anyone? - Militem Dominum - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 09:16 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: yeah like kick ur sorry wannabe GOD ass..
1. I may not win but ill still kick ur punk ass
2. Ally is afraid of me.. doesnt matter if she's having another man OTHER than Griffin's baby.
3. read #1
4. Dont be jealous I get more pussy than you ever will..
mock me all u want.. u will all fall!
I've already broken the first two arguments in half, so I'll skip those to save time.
Third: Read? We're speaking right now, Gilmour. And believe me; no human is stupid enough to put your poorly formed attempt at words into writing.
Fourth: I highly doubt that. And even if that were the case; would that make you a better man than I? Rapists "get pussy" in your so eloquent words, but are viewed as scum. So please, stop with your false attempts at sounding macho, when on the inside all you are is a flabby weakling masquerading a severely emotionally addled individual. Yes, no one would miss you.
And lastly, I am not the Lord. I do not claim to be the Lord. I am simply the one who will leave your broken, battered body out to rot. The one who will be your pathway to the Lord.
Get it right, if you're gonna speak as if you know anything about it.
Is there anyone? - BBD - 11-02-2013
BBD screamed loudly with frustration. Not only was he new to XWF but it seemed now that everyone who worked for the company was in the locker room giving their two cents.
BBD
"What have I signed up for?"
He paced to the back of the room where the lockers lined the wall. Finding a steel chair, he picked it up and laid into the lockers with brute force, bellowing incoherent complaints while he did so.
BBD
"What have I signed up for?"
He paced to the back of the room where the lockers lined the wall. Finding a steel chair, he picked it up and laid into the lockers with brute force, bellowing incoherent complaints while he did so.
RE: Is there anyone? - Barney Green - 11-03-2013
(11-02-2013, 11:41 PM)BBD Said:BBD screamed loudly with frustration. Not only was he new to XWF but it seemed now that everyone who worked for the company was in the locker room giving their two cents.
BBD
"What have I signed up for?"
He paced to the back of the room where the lockers lined the wall. Finding a steel chair, he picked it up and laid into the lockers with brute force, bellowing incoherent complaints while he did so.
Barney: I like your style already, kid. How about you and I face off sometime down the road in a hardcore match? Oh and Gilmour, You are just jealous of my dashing good looks. You may have lost weight but that doesn't mean shit to me. I am still better looking than you.
Is there anyone? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-03-2013
Barney no offense but u fuck trannies while i fuck the hottest celebs in the world.. and my fiance.. focus on ending John Madison.. not try to be a Peter Gilmour ripoff..
Milltums my boy still trying to one-up me but FAILING horribly. you can talk all you want but in the end you're still a worthless piece of shit
Is there anyone? - Jack Swagger - 11-03-2013
In walks Jack Swagger with Zeb Colter. Colter goes to speak.
Zeb: We the people may have lost on Madness but our message will be heard. We will not be silenced, Step into the ring with a true Patriot and you will see the truth, BBD.
Is there anyone? - BBD - 11-03-2013
BBD closed his eyes and pressed his pointer finger on his temple. He looked almost as if he was channeling a spirit or something of the like and as he began humming the picture formed a little more.
BBD
"I see-"
His voice cracked high and crippled like an old hag. His eyes fluttered violently with each word as if he was possessed by some out of body spirit.
BBD
"BBD versus Barney Green versus Jack Swagger, in a -"
BBD struggled to keep in character, while also trying to think on the fly. He hated basic one on one first pinfall to the finish matches. They were
boring.
BBD
"- elimination match up."
He wasn't finished yet. If there was anything you needed to know about BBD, it was that he liked to make things personal. It was what he thrived on, it fueled his every move in the ring.
BBD
"For Barney Green's waistcoat."
BBD let out a gasp of air, signaling the spirit had left his body. He smiled deviously like a child that had just done something mischievous.
BBD
"I got a massive hole in my gazebo. Figured that would be the only material big enough to patch it up.
BBD
"I see-"
His voice cracked high and crippled like an old hag. His eyes fluttered violently with each word as if he was possessed by some out of body spirit.
BBD
"BBD versus Barney Green versus Jack Swagger, in a -"
BBD struggled to keep in character, while also trying to think on the fly. He hated basic one on one first pinfall to the finish matches. They were
boring.
BBD
"- elimination match up."
He wasn't finished yet. If there was anything you needed to know about BBD, it was that he liked to make things personal. It was what he thrived on, it fueled his every move in the ring.
BBD
"For Barney Green's waistcoat."
BBD let out a gasp of air, signaling the spirit had left his body. He smiled deviously like a child that had just done something mischievous.
BBD
"I got a massive hole in my gazebo. Figured that would be the only material big enough to patch it up.