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Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-22-2013
Jenna accidently walks into the men's locker room and sees a bunch of guys sitting around making fun of each other. She waves and smiles.
I'm new here anyone know where the girls locker room is?
She adjusts her bra a bit and looks back up at the men.
Open season boys! - Hunter Payne - 09-22-2013
-Hunter has a slight fear boner (The League reference) due to the fact that Joy is the jealous AND fucking crazy type and if she saw him talking to another woman alone she will kill him-
Payne: It's across the hall...
-Hunter points, refusing to make eye contact-
Payne: I'm going to pretend you're not here now. If you see a woman in your locker room that loves pink and comes off as a complete bitch, that's just my girlfriend..kinda... it's complicated... Anyway if she talks to you, you did not see me, and you damn sure didn't talk to me! Otherwise she will murder me... no joke.
-After unrolling the welcome mat Hunter goes back to getting ready for his tag match-
Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-22-2013
Jenna tilts her head and places her right hand on her hip.
You sound like you need some relief honey. She won't have to know.
Jenna winks at Hunter and puts her finger on her lips.
Free of charge.
Open season boys! - Hunter Payne - 09-22-2013
-Now there's a thought. Does Hunter cheat on someone is he almost positive is cheating on him? Do two wrongs make a right? AND it is free of charge and he is kind of a cheapskate. However, is leaving one whore to sleep with another really progressive? Before Hunter gives Jenna an answer he quickly scans the room for the general consensus from his home boyz...-
Open season boys! - Rebel - 09-22-2013
Rebel walks into the room just as Jenna tells Hunter 'It's free of charge". Rebel shakes his head.
"Come on HP, that tart is probably nasty. Don't you smell the dirty hooker on her? I know Joy may be cheating and cheating on her is fucking fine, but pick some quality Grade A, not left-overs."
Open season boys! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-22-2013
Peter Gilmour walks into the room, seeing Hunter Payne and Rebel talking to Jenna. He looks at Jenna with piercing eyes as he looks her absolutely sexy body up and down. While the three talk, Peter comes up behind Jenna and sniffs her hair. That sick fuck.
Peter: You smell delicious.
Jenna turns around and seems frightened by the taller Gilmour.
Peter: I'm sorry milady. Don't mind these two cocksuckers. Why don't I show you where the girls locker room is and get to know each other.
Peter winks wickedly as he looks at Jenna.
Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-22-2013
Jenna's eyebrows raise and she looks at peter.
uh, hi! I'm Jenna Silver.
Jenna puts her hand out for Petey to either shake or kiss.
Open season boys! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-22-2013
Peter looks at the hand of Jenna Silver and takes it in his. He then kisses it and then puts an arm around her walking her out of the room. As he's going out he flips both Hunter and Rebel off.
Peter then runs his hand down Jenna's back but still being a gentleman and placing it in the middle of her back.
Peter: I'm sorry for those two jerks. I'm Peter Gilmour and I'm the Xtreme Icon. Don't mind my appearance, people say I'm fat but I have lost a whopping 45 pounds recently and I don't think you can not want this body.
Peter lifts up his shirt to show his amazing six pack. Jenna's eyes grow larger as she's either about to cum in her pants or is frightened. Peter smiles wickedly as he awaits an answer.
Open season boys! - Morgan Freeman - 09-22-2013
Morgan Freeman stands in the corner, having been unnoticed by anyone, yet.
And so, once again, douchebaggery prevailed. Peter got the girl, but for how long? We just didn't know. People began to stare at Morgan Freeman for narrating such a situation, so he decided it was best to be quiet and watch.
Morgan Freeman makes a zipping motion with two fingers over his lips.
Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-22-2013
Jenna places a hand on his abs for few seconds then takes it off and walks behind peter.
I'm still new here and I don't want to have sex with anyone just yet so maybe in the future we can work out a deal mr. Xtreme icon. Tata for now.
Jenna taps peters butt and walks into the girls locker room.
Open season boys! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-22-2013
peter looks at Jenna walking down the hall and smiles knowing he has Jenna in the palm of his hands and will get that luscious booty soon..
Open season boys! - Hunter Payne - 09-22-2013
-Hunter Payne laughs his ass off with Rebel and Morgan Freeman at the thought that Jenna was ready to fuck Hunter for free, but Gilmour was DENIED so quickly! Then again he doesn't have that Latin charm Hunter does. Unfortunately, it seems the Latin charm only works with hoodrats and women of ill repute. Peter comes back to the locker room to find everyone laughing at him-
Payne: REJECTED!!! Sorry Mr. 6 Pack!
-Hunter barely got that sentence out before falling to the floor, dying of laughter-
Open season boys! - Morgan Freeman - 09-22-2013
Quickly, the whole men's locker room realised Hunter was right. Peter's offer for some hot hokey pokey was declined, but Jenna was actually offering sex to Hunter. Hunter had, in fact, gained the upper hand over Peter Gilmour in the sex department!
Morgan Freeman chuckles.
Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-22-2013
Jenna walks in the girls locker room and sees a girl wearing all pink and walks up to her.
I think your joy, if you are I would like to inform you that your man hunter payne started coming on to me and I'm still new here! I think you need to talk to him about manners and how to treat a woman!
Jenna walks off towards her new locker smiling.
Open season boys! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-22-2013
laugh now guys.. when jenna is with me and Rose, u will all wish u had us ;)
Open season boys! - AlexandraCallaway - 09-23-2013
"Nope sorry Petey.... I think gap toothed Rose is the only woman you'll ever score."
Open season boys! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-23-2013
rose ain't gapped tooth u stupid bitch! though I can arrange for that to happen to u
Open season boys! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-23-2013
damnit u fucktards need to realize Rose is a woman with TITS and PUSSY!
ur all jealous cuz u boys got small dicks and cant get a woman like Rose Smith EVER! fuck Liz, Jenna and the other sluts here.. Rose is THE DOMINANT DIVA!
Open season boys! - Liz Hathaway - 09-23-2013
Why does it seem like I am always on your mind Pete? Apparently Rose isn't satisfying you enough, so you have to come on to people like me and Jessie.
Open season boys! - Smoke - 09-23-2013
Meanwhile, Smoke was in the locker rooms tying up his boots for his scheduled training session. He was listening in on the whole conversation. He walks over beside Peter and puts his hand on his shoulder.
Y'know, I think you may be the prime example of why some women think all men are pigs. Since you are a pig and just looking at you it's probably best to assume you're two pregnant dudes joined by the hip. And I dunno, man, that six-pack looked pretty 'roided to me.
He removes his hand and lowers it to his side.
Why you got to be such a fucking creep to every single girl here?
Open season boys! - Vincent Altieri - 09-23-2013
"Forget about them. Let's me and you go out on the town, my treat. Your day will end with a smile."
Open season boys! - Rebel - 09-23-2013
Vincent, with all your money, why would you want a cheap whore like Jenna Silver? She's worth about a SILVER dollar.
See what I did there?
RE: Open season boys! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-23-2013
(09-23-2013, 12:16 PM)Smoke Man Said: Meanwhile, Smoke was in the locker rooms tying up his boots for his scheduled training session. He was listening in on the whole conversation. He walks over beside Peter and puts his hand on his shoulder.
Y'know, I think you may be the prime example of why some women think all men are pigs. Since you are a pig and just looking at you it's probably best to assume you're two pregnant dudes joined by the hip. And I dunno, man, that six-pack looked pretty 'roided to me.
He removes his hand and lowers it to his side.
Why you got to be such a fucking creep to every single girl here?
Peter looks at Smokey the Dumbass and smacks him right in the face.
Peter: First off asshole, don't you EVER touch me again or else I'll break your fingers and then your hand. Second, I'm not on the roids. I work out everyday in the gym and I've lost weight so fuck you. Finally, I know Jenna and Liz are playing hard to get.. but in time they will be mine. And Liz, my women can do things you wish you could in bed..
Open season boys! - Smoke - 09-23-2013
Smoke rubs the side of his face. It stings hard. He spits out some blood from his mouth and then stretches his neck to the side, facing Gilmour again and putting his hands up.
Point taken, man.
He stretches his mouth and lower jaw a couple of times to compensate for the pain. Gripping it and wincing slightly, he talks again.
So, what, you hit on every girl that comes in the locker room or something like that? I think the only girl you hadn't hit on was Rayne, but I could see why I guess.
He subsides slightly.
You're not going to hit me again because I asked that, are you?
Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-23-2013
Jenna walks out of the girls locker room and sees peter and smoke man arguing in the middle of the hallway. She walks by and touches smoke man's shoulder and carries on with her day.
I'm gonna have fun here!
Open season boys! - ZakMisery - 09-23-2013
Zak just sits there, watching.
"Sometimes I wonder if Peter is mistaking Rose's BCPs for tic-tacs. He acts more and more like a bitch who's starting her period than the bitches across the hall..."
He smirks and takes a drink from his blood bottle.
Open season boys! - Smoke - 09-23-2013
Smoke looks over to Jenna, but then touches his face in pain.
Ach, is this mark swelling, it feels like it's swelling!
He shakes it a little, causing his attention to turn to Zak, and the red-filled bottle in his hands.
You're not very subtle with the blood thing, are you?
Open season boys! - ZakMisery - 09-23-2013
He shrugs, "Why should I have to? I'm a vampire. Need it to survive just like everyone else here needs food."
Open season boys! - Smoke - 09-23-2013
Fair point. Main reason I ask is because it's not really every day you see a guy carrying around a bottle full of blood and drinking it like it was a bottle of Diet Coke fresh out the fridge.
He shakes his head to dismiss it.
Whatever. Shan't question it more, otherwise I'll sound like a douche.
Open season boys! - Liz Hathaway - 09-23-2013
Playing hard to get? Oh Peter. Don't you understand that I am not interested in you? Jessie is on my mind before you are. And I don't have to worry about Rose being better in bed than me. Your roid infestested six pack proves that your soilders aren't saluting.
RE: Open season boys! - Miranda Tigris - 09-23-2013
(09-23-2013, 03:52 PM)Liz Said: Playing hard to get? Oh Peter. Don't you understand that I am not interested in you? Jessie is on my mind before you are. And I don't have to worry about Rose being better in bed than me. Your roid infestested six pack proves that your soilders aren't saluting.
"Damn! This hate on Gilmour is almost funnier than the time some unknown group ran by a mysterious and charismatic lady used him as a tool to promote their agenda."
OOC: Holy shit we have the same text color lol
Open season boys! - Rebel - 09-23-2013
Rebel stands behind Smoke Man. He listens.
"BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN! Pete. Ouch!"
Open season boys! - Liz Hathaway - 09-23-2013
I think Peter is obsessed with the thought of me. You need to stop thinking of me, and start to think of Rose. She's been to my crib. And well, you can ask her what happened.
OOC: IKR!!!!
RE: Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-23-2013
(09-23-2013, 04:08 PM)Liz Said: I think Peter is obsessed with the thought of me. You need to stop thinking of me, and start to think of Rose. She's been to my crib. And well, you can ask her what happened.you sound like my kind of girl ;)
OOC: IKR!!!!
Open season boys! - Liz Hathaway - 09-23-2013
I get that alot.
Open season boys! - John_Black - 09-23-2013
Silver is the main reasons why Peter seems to chase after chicks who fucked Ron Jeremy, he has a girlfriend who he needs to stay loyal to.
Even if she's the male order bride for Mr. XWF, you need to learn to have self control, Peter.
Open season boys! - Liz Hathaway - 09-23-2013
No he needs to have weight control
RE: Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-23-2013
(09-23-2013, 04:33 PM)John_Black Said: Silver is the main reasons why Peter seems to chase after chicks who fucked Ron Jeremy, he has a girlfriend who he needs to stay loyal to.
Even if she's the male order bride for Mr. XWF, you need to learn to have self control, Peter.
Yeah I never fucked ron Jeremy. I'm kind of a... was a lesbian pornstar. have a nice day Mr. Black :)
RE: Open season boys! - John_Black - 09-23-2013
(09-23-2013, 04:42 PM)Jenna Silver Said:(09-23-2013, 04:33 PM)John_Black Said: Silver is the main reasons why Peter seems to chase after chicks who fucked Ron Jeremy, he has a girlfriend who he needs to stay loyal to.
Even if she's the male order bride for Mr. XWF, you need to learn to have self control, Peter.
Yeah I never fucked ron Jeremy. I'm kind of a... was a lesbian pornstar. have a nice day Mr. Black :)
So, you been a lesbian in those films huh? If so, you should have asked the female roster to where your locker is instead of being a darn tease to Glimour and Hunter.
Open season boys! - Jenna Silver - 09-23-2013
I was asking hunter if he needed a massage and I tapped gilmours butt because I thought that meant good game to you boys. Sorry if I came off too strong.
Jenna smiles and tilts her head.