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I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
This game is called...I Believe. If you have ever seen Blue Collar Comedy Tour then you know the game. It's very very very simple. Just be funny. It doesn't have to be politically correct but let's be honest, who here in this fed is?
I'll start!!!
I Believe.....that if Cialis really worked, shouldn't that couple be in the same bath tub?
I Believe..... - Rain - 09-19-2013
I Believe... in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute--where no Catholic prelate would tell the President (should he be Catholic) how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote--where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference--and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the President who might appoint him or the people who might elect him.
I believe in an America that is officially neither Catholic, Protestant nor Jewish--where no public official either requests or accepts instructions on public policy from the Pope, the National Council of Churches or any other ecclesiastical source--where no religious body seeks to impose its will directly or indirectly upon the general populace or the public acts of its officials--and where religious liberty is so indivisible that an act against one church is treated as an act against all.
For while this year it may be a Catholic against whom the finger of suspicion is pointed, in other years it has been, and may someday be again, a Jew--or a Quaker--or a Unitarian--or a Baptist. It was Virginia's harassment of Baptist preachers, for example, that helped lead to Jefferson's statute of religious freedom. Today I may be the victim--but tomorrow it may be you--until the whole fabric of our harmonious society is ripped at a time of great national peril.
Finally, I believe in an America where religious intolerance will someday end--where all men and all churches are treated as equal--where every man has the same right to attend or not attend the church of his choice--where there is no Catholic vote, no anti-Catholic vote, no bloc voting of any kind--and where Catholics, Protestants and Jews, at both the lay and pastoral level, will refrain from those attitudes of disdain and division which have so often marred their works in the past, and promote instead the American ideal of brotherhood.
That is the kind of America in which I believe. And it represents the kind of Presidency in which I believe--a great office that must neither be humbled by making it the instrument of any one religious group nor tarnished by arbitrarily withholding its occupancy from the members of any one religious group. I believe in a President whose religious views are his own private affair, neither imposed by him upon the nation or imposed by the nation upon him as a condition to holding that office.
... Somehow, I think I'm doing this wrong ...
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
So very wrong it's not even funny. It's supposed to be a joke...a game. Way to fucking kill it.
I Believe..... - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-19-2013
What did the goat say to the farmer's lover?
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
What?
I Believe..... - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-19-2013
"Why did you start letting that human fuck you?"
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
lol
I Believe..... - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-19-2013
Ok who's next?
RE: I Believe..... - Andrew Morrison - 09-19-2013
(09-19-2013, 10:09 AM)Minxs Said: So very wrong it's not even funny. It's supposed to be a joke...a game. Way to fucking kill it.
Couldn't have said it better myself....ugh
I believeeeee, that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party!
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
I believe.......People who say they don't like cats just never had one cooked the right way.
I Believe..... - Andrew Morrison - 09-19-2013
^I knew lol I love those movies
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
Lol My clip didn't work when I clicked it lol.
I Believe..... - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-19-2013
What did the fecal matter say to the llama?
I Believe..... - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-19-2013
I believe... Greggo doesn't know how this game works. Stupid idiot; you're supposed to start it with I believe! Not tell jokes about animals... Weirdo.
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
Lmao
I Believe..... - Rain - 09-19-2013
It was a joke.
The joke was that I took things in an entirely different way.
I could go into detail... but fuck it.
-- Knock knock.
-- Who's there?
-- Death.
^.^
"I don't care WHO ya are, THAT'S funny..."
~ Daniel Lawrence Whitney
I Believe..... - AlexandraCallaway - 09-19-2013
Llama llama
I Believe..... - Rain - 09-19-2013
GREGGO, you're a mere mortal. You can't use unrelated jokes.
Addy is well... Addy.
He's a GOD.
Believe it. ^.^
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
I believe....What Goes Up Must Come Down...and if it ain't down in four hours you need to consult your Physician
I Believe..... - Liz Hathaway - 09-19-2013
I believe ......
IN THE SHIELD!!!!!
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I Believe..... - Rain - 09-19-2013
I Believe.....
.... in a thing ....
... called .....
... DA FUNK~!!1one
^.^
I Believe..... - ZakMisery - 09-19-2013
I believe.......if you give your wife/girlfriend/partner flowers for no reason...it just makes them suspicious.
I Believe..... - Jessie-ica Diaz - 09-19-2013
I believe, that in 1978, God changed his mind about black people.
10 points to anyone who gets this reference.
I Believe..... - AlexandraCallaway - 09-19-2013
I believe that I am not entirely stoned enough for this shit
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
I believe.....Lady Gaga is like a carnival ride. From far away it looks like fun but up close...you really don't want to climb on that.
RE: I Believe..... - Tri Bute - 09-19-2013
(09-19-2013, 03:46 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: I believe, that in 1978, God changed his mind about black people.
10 points to anyone who gets this reference.
I believe, that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
It's like my second favorite musical of all time. I'm going to see it live for the second time next year!
I Believe..... - AlexandraCallaway - 09-19-2013
I believe I need more alcohol!
I Believe..... - Liz Hathaway - 09-19-2013
I believe that XWF is the best Efed around! BELIEVE IN THE XWF!!!
I Believe..... - Ken Kennedy - 09-19-2013
I believe a woman's like a deck of cards. You need a heart to love one, a diamond to marry one, club to hit them with and a spade to bury them with...
I Believe..... - Ann Thraxx - 09-19-2013
I believe a man's like a brick... It's kinda funny when you throw one through someone's window.
I Believe..... - Mystica - 09-19-2013
I believe life is kinda like Courtney Love.
...fuck Courtney Love.
I Believe..... - Minxs - 09-19-2013
I believe....if you had a stadium full of midgets and they all stood to do the wave...that would be a ripple
I Believe..... - Andrew Morrison - 09-19-2013
I believe if your special ed and your late to class it is politically incorrect to call you tardy.
I Believe..... - Ann Thraxx - 09-20-2013
I believe!?!?...... VIDEO FORM! LET'S GO! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I Believe..... - John Austin - 09-20-2013
I believe that one day food will also be in capsule form
I Believe..... - Rain - 09-20-2013
It already is.
For astronauts.
Or some shit like that.
I Believe... I've got another game.
It's called -- I STILL Believe.
<3
I Believe..... - Ann Thraxx - 09-20-2013
Actually, I believe astronaut food comes in toothpaste type tubes.... Also, shut up, raYne........ I really just dislike you because everyone else does.... And I suppose your ability to kill any joke or fun situation's annoying too....
I believe people are running out of beliefs. Time to give religious views--... NO, ANN... Mine always piss people off.
I Believe..... - AlexandraCallaway - 09-20-2013
I believe that I love thunderstorms more than sunny days.
I Believe..... - Ann Thraxx - 09-20-2013
THANKYOU....... I'm not the only one.
I believe Alexandra Callaway and I are the sane ones. I find rain and thunder comforting, in fact.
I Believe..... - AlexandraCallaway - 09-20-2013
I believe that Ann Thraxx is one of the coolest chicks in XWF.
I too find comfort in thunderstorms and raw power...not to mention I find Graveyards relaxing and a place to collect my thoughts.