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Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
Our scene opens up to the interior of Luca Arzegotti's apartment, which somehow everyone knows the address of. In the background, a long table of alcoholic beverages, family size bags of Fritos, and baggies of cocaine can be seen. In the foreground of our scene is Luca himself, ready to lay down the rules for this little encounter.
"Okay, I think the Fire Marshal has some limit of how many people can be in the place at once, but fuck that noise. The only real rule here is don't spill any fucking thing on my fucking carpet, god fucking dammit!"
With that, Luca waits for the first guest to (hopefully) arrive.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Andrew Morrison - 08-04-2013
Andrew Morrison walks in, after dealing with the unprofessionalism of a particular few in a place where he made a simple challenge for Shawn Steele, he decides that perhaps it was time to drown the foolery out with a cold beverage.
Hello, Luca, nice place you got here. And I do not intend to ruin your carpet. I'm here to drink a few and enjoy myself before I cause some more destruction.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - AlexandraCallaway - 08-04-2013
Alexandra made her way in, as one of the invited and groan's rolling her eyes. She noticed that Andrew was there. Shaking her head she made her way over, handing Luca a bottle of Whiskey.
"Something for the host."
She smirked before turning on her heels and pouring her own drink, and going to sit on the couch, staying far the fuck away from Morrison.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
"Why, thank you!"
He cracks the bottle open, and takes a swig. Being already a little on the totally fucking drunk side, he stumbles and falls onto the couch beside Alexandra. Then, as if he stopped time for a half a moment, places the bottle safely on the floor before falling over the armrest, onto the floor.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
That Nigga Wit Dat Big Ol' Dick comes strolling on in.
Mr. XWF: Big DickaLicious is IN DA HIZZOUSE!!!!!!
He unbuttons his long coat to reveal his full spandex body suit. Today's suit is black and purple and has the word "COCK" written in random spots all over it, in different sized lettering.
Mr. XWF: Shiiiiiiiiiit, niggaz, you all lookin to get flat out fucked up? THAT BOY WITH THE BIG OL' DICK ASKED YOU -------------> DOES YOU, DOES YOU, THAT'S RIGHT DOES YOU WANT TO GET FUCKED UP!?
He pulls a package of ..........something...........from behind him, which is really fucking concerning because he's got no pockets on that tight ass body suit.
Mr. XWF: Just take some of this shit right here and you'll be flying higher than Gilmour's Momma the day she gave Gilmour up for adoption!
The People's Cock opens the package to reveal a bunch of mushrooms mixed with some different looking kinds of pot and some various pills, that's right all just mixed together in a small package. He just dumps the whole thing out onto the table and tosses the empty package away. He starts dividing up lines of coke on the table, tossing shrooms around, packing bowls and bongs that appeared out of fucking thin air, and separating the different colored pills into groups by color.
Mr. XWF: I'd highly...........AND ADMIRAL APPENDAGE MEANS HIGHLY suggest that you guys pop one of these blue pills, then take a line of coke, then take a red pill, then take a hit of this bowl, then take a green and purple polka dot pill, then take one hell of a bong rip before you eat some of these shrooms and repeat the whole process.
Mr. XWF has a boner as he waits for more assholes to arrive and do his drugs.
RE: Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Caliban - 08-04-2013
Caliban walks up to the door and knocks, then hearing a cry of
Abandon hope all yee who enter here
from a slightly drunk voice inside and decides to stick his head in
Hey I got a tip I may be able to find some weed here tonight?
Caliban walks in and looks around
Ah fuck I'll see myself out, Im gunna kill that kid
Caliban then nods politely to the room and walks back out the door again muttering to himself about having to go all the way across the fucking city in case his regular dealer has finally resupplied
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - 08-04-2013
Dwayne "The Schlong" Johnson walks and and hands over a giant double ended dildo to Luca with a smile.
"You never know when you might need that. So which motherfuckers are here?
Dwayne looks over and approaches Mr. XWF.
"So... This is where the Big cocks hangout...
RE: Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 04:17 PM)Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Said:
Dwayne "The Schlong" Johnson walks and and hands over a giant double ended dildo to Luca with a smile.
"You never know when you might need that. So which motherfuckers are here?
Dwayne looks over and approaches Mr. XWF.
"So... This is where the Big cocks hangout...
Mr. XWF and Dwayne Johnson look at each other as the world stands still. It's like worlds colliding as "The Schlong" meets "The Cock" at long last.
Well, this is awkward.
Mr. XWF looks down at his own bulge. Fucking massive.
Mr. XWF looks at Dwayne's bulge. Fucking massive.
The others at the party take note of the fact that both men are fully erect.
Wanna do a line off my boner?
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - AlexandraCallaway - 08-04-2013
Alexandra finished off her drink and noticed Luca still on the floor, she chuckled at him and turned to Satty who had just sat down next to her. She couldn't help but blush a little, then broke the eye contact.
"Hey Satty. How's it going gorgeous?"
She looks at him, before reaching for the bottle he had in his hand, and taking a long drink. She noticed Andrew glaring at her.
RE: Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 04:35 PM)Mr. XWF Said:(08-04-2013, 04:17 PM)Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Said:
Dwayne "The Schlong" Johnson walks and and hands over a giant double ended dildo to Luca with a smile.
"You never know when you might need that. So which motherfuckers are here?
Dwayne looks over and approaches Mr. XWF.
"So... This is where the Big cocks hangout...
Mr. XWF and Dwayne Johnson look at each other as the world stands still. It's like worlds colliding as "The Schlong" meets "The Cock" at long last.
Well, this is awkward.
Mr. XWF looks down at his own bulge. Fucking massive.
Mr. XWF looks at Dwayne's bulge. Fucking massive.
The others at the party take note of the fact that both men are fully erect.
Wanna do a line off my boner?
The Schlong thought you would never ask.
How about we fuck this party up!
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
The People's Cock starts swinging and swaying, singing loud and proud.
Ain't no party like a Rock Bottom party cuz a Rock Bottom party ain't got no shortage of big ol' dicks!
Somehow, someway, this gets Mr. XWF so excited that his bulge doubles in size! WTF!!! It was already fucking massive!!! He lays down on the floor and spills some coke onto his bulge, waiting for people to start doing lines off his cock-n-balls!
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
Luca somersaults over the armrest and winds up on the couch with the two, while the Men with Nicknames regarding male genitalia snort coke off of their throbbing erections.
"So guys, how's it going?"
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - 08-04-2013
Yeeeeeeeeaaahhhh Boooooiiiiii.Finally the XWF gets a decent party I gotta ring my boi's The XXX Listers.
Rocky pulls out the Bat-phone and calls his boi's.
RE: Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - AlexandraCallaway - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 04:49 PM)Luca Arzegotti Said: Luca somersaults over the armrest and winds up on the couch with the two, while the Men with Nicknames regarding male genitalia snort coke off of their throbbing erections.
"So guys, how's it going?"
Alexandra nods at Luca and hands him the bottle of Whiskey..
"I plan on getting totally wasted and passing out on your floor Luca.. I hope you know that."
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
Yeah beeyatch call up those mugs and tell 'em to bring some bath salts! I'm feeling dirty! I be needing that bath!
RE: Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 04:55 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said:
"I plan on getting totally wasted and passing out on your floor Luca.. I hope you know that."
Mr. XWF pretends like he didn't hear that but he sure did!
*makes note to self*
*will violate an unconscious girl*
*fuck it, will violate an unconscious man too if the opportunity presents itself*
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
Luca pulls a small baggie of Mari-jew-wanna from his pocket and begins to roll up a blunt. He lights it and takes a puff, offering it to either of the people who are occupying the couch.
"Anyone?"
He then takes another swig of the whiskey.
"Alexandra? You said you were going to get wasted, after all..."
He begins to laugh hysterically, resting his head against the back of the couch.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - 08-04-2013
The schlong stumbles away from Mr. XWF and his giant cock. He sniffs a little enjoying the flavour.
He heads over towards Andrew Morrison.
Yeah Boi you that kid who like's to play games right??? No??? Are you sure???
Hide the Strudel is a great game. We should play. Hey Alexandra is getting it on with Satty.
Andrew quickly looks but soon notices that Roxky was lying. As he turned around though he had a face full of Dwayne enormous schlong.
YeeeeeeeeHaaaaaawww People's tea-bag biatch.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - AlexandraCallaway - 08-04-2013
If anyone was to touch her while she was unconscious, that she didn't accept touching her, there was a good chance they would lose their cock. So it was best they didn't.
"Don't mind if I do."
She takes the joint from Luca and takes a huge hit, before holding it for Satty, leaning over on him.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
Mr. XWF has somehow constructed his big glittery mask into a bong mask. There's actually a big ass bong attached to the front of his mask and all he has to do is breathe in and he gets a hit.
Hey Peter! I fucked yo bitch, dude! And she paid my ass too!
Somebody must have turned on the TV because there he is, Peter Gilmour, right on the tv doing something Gilmour-ish. Mr. XWF continues yelling at the television until.....................
ROCK BOTTOM!
ROCK BOTTOM!
BY GAWD! ROCK FAWKIN BOTTOM!!!!
The television is destroyed after receiving that move. Peter Gilmour has been eliminated from this party.
RE: Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 05:18 PM)Mister Satty-Lite Said: If you intend on raping anyone, you should go for that one. He's in need of a good cock ramming to put him in place.
Daaaamn boy, who you kidding? We both know my cock's going right in whoever I happen to fall on top of and that includes you BIG BOY! I AIN'T HERE TO GET NO DAMN BLUE BALLS! IF YAH SUH-MEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAOOOOWWWWW....................WHAT THE FUCK................IS RISING UP OUT OF MY BONG MASK! BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL SMELL IT!
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - AlexandraCallaway - 08-04-2013
Alexandra leans on Satty whispering something in audible in his ear. She kisses his cheek, before leaning back into his arms, reaching her hand up to hold his.
"This is one hell of a party Luca."
She kicks the radio and music starts to play.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
"Memorable parties, are to be expected when I'm the host. This? No exception."
He then takes another swig from the whiskey bottle, and stands up. He walks over to the table and grabs a baggie of cocaine, and a small mirror. He then returns to the couch, after making sure that nothing has stained his god damn carpet, which is still the case.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
It's not clear how. I mean, he's wearing a full body spandex suit. A one piece.
How in the blue hell is Mr. XWF laying in a big ass puddle of his own diarrhea? It's soaking into Luca's carpet rather nicely, but the carpet isn't quite absorbent enough to soak in all the brown discharge.
Guys, guys.............HOW THE FUCK DID I JUST SHIT LUCA'S CARPET IF MY ASS HOLE NEVER CAME OUT OF THIS BODY SUIT? DAAAYUMN.........I MUST BE FUUUUUUUUUCKED, UP!
He rolls around in his own shit, taking more hits from his bong mask.
Hey Schlong! Come join in the fun! You too Callaway! I won't bite!
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWW JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! Someone just fucked up my carpet!"
Luca looks at the source, Mr. XWF.
"Oh, okay. Just make some sexual advances toward it. It should run away in fear!"
He then pours some of the cocaine onto the mirror, and snorts a line of it.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 08-04-2013
Juan shows up through Luca's window and chokes him with his scarf.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
Using said scarf, Luca pulls Juan into the room.
"Hola! Here, have some, whatever the fuck."
Luca stands up, inspecting the window he didn't even know existed until a few seconds ago. Such a strange occurrence, is it not?
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 08-04-2013
Juan steals Luca's scarf and begins to salsa dance, provocatively, in the corner of the room. He gyrates his pelvis into the scarf and yells out random Spanish words.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
Mr. XWF begins doing back flips until he hits the wall and collapses.
This boy with the big ol' dick JUST GONE DONE FUCKED HIMSELF COCK ALL UP AND BURRITO STYLE!
More bong hits are not what he needs right now but he takes them. He goes over to the table, lifts his helmet just a little, sticks a very long straw under it and into his nose, then snorts 6 lines in a row before jumping to his feet with a clap of his hands and spinning around.
Voila! I have conquered the raunchy T-Rex! DON'T FUNG WITH THE DUNG!
He starts doing the chicken walk, flopping his elbows about like they were wings and crouching low as he walks around pecking the air with his bong mask. The sounds from under his mask are more like a horse, though. That boy with the big ol' dick is fuck up but is he more fucked up than Jeff Hardy?
RE: Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Reggie Estrada - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 06:04 PM)Juan Madison Said: Juan steals Luca's scarf and begins to salsa dance, provocatively, in the corner of the room. He gyrates his pelvis into the scarf and yells out random Spanish words.
Then we see a random 5'2 Mexican watching Madison dance with that scarf with him throwing racks on racks on him as he speaks..
"Licuado que asno Licuado de Maidson ello!"
Then Reggie walks into the party and see's one of his mexican friend throwin some peso's on Madison and he turns around and slowly walks away from him...
"I don't know this nigga..somebody hit me up with that loud.."
Then he finds someone pass him da loud..
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - David skulley - 08-04-2013
David Walks in the House in which he was banned in person by Luca who said that he was to stay as far away as possible.
Fuck yo Couch!
David throws a beer bottle at Luca's Couch . The drunken David then notices that a couple of guars look at him.
You want some of dis? *burp*
The Guards throw David out of the house in style that Uncle Phil would be proud.
I don't need *hic* neeeed your stupid *hic* stupid shit anyways. I'm gonna go fuck some bitches now.
David Grabs a hooker and leaves.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. Radio - 08-04-2013
Radio walks by the Bumbling Idiot and asks everyone at the party if they have any Mushrooms. Radio then Squints his eyes and remembers this is Luca's party. He walks past the two black men who are snorting lines off of their Peni and walks up to Luca and asks him politely if he has some Mushrooms so he can Hallucinate.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
"Do I have any mushrooms? This motherfucker wants to know if I have any mushrooms! Of course I do!"
Luca then pulls another baggie out of pocket (how many baggies does this guy have, anyway?) and opens it, placing one in Radio's hand.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Andrew Morrison - 08-04-2013
Enjoying the party, Luca, although a couple of people here should mind their own business. (laughs at the fact that Alexandra would say he was glaring at her, fact was he was staring at the wall and enjoying his beverage and really could give a rats ass what her or anyone at the party was doing for that matter)
Mr. Satellite, I do not need put in any place. I do not remember addressing you. I am here to have a good time and visit Luca, I sure as hell didn't come to this party for any sexual activities. So do yourself a favor, if you want to continue to make yourself look like a dumbass trying to start something, be my guest. But I'm not here to fight or to take anything anywhere. Im here for a good time. So excuse me. (grabs a bottle of whiskey and chugs it down and goes back to looking at some stuff around Luca's apartment and chuckling at how pathetic some people at this party were)
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. Radio - 08-04-2013
Radio walks over to the couch calmly and starts to eat the Mushrooms whole. His eyes Glaze over and he takes his shirt off and starts dancing with a "penguin" and then he knees the Penguin in the gut and pulls out his Pistol and starts to shoot at it. ( He starts Dancing Solo and Knees the air and shoots his own foot)
![[Image: Boy-That-Escalated-Quickly-Anchorman.gif]](http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Boy-That-Escalated-Quickly-Anchorman.gif)
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Reggie Estrada - 08-04-2013
Then we see Reggie with the downed Radio with a hole on his foot...
"you alright bro?..."
Reggie lifts Radio and drops him into Mr. XWF's cock..
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. Radio - 08-04-2013
What the Fuck is this thing? It looks like a pickle a really big burnt pickle... I'm going to leave it alone now and go power bomb that bear that's in the corner laughing at me.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - Mr. XWF - 08-04-2013
MY COCK! MY COCK! FUCK YOU WRESTLER 82! WHAT DA FUCK YOU DOING THROWING A STINKIN RADIO ON THIS BIG OL' DICK?
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - AlexandraCallaway - 08-04-2013
Alexandra sits on the couch with Luca and Satty, minding her own business and drinking. She doesn't pay attention to anyone else there other than Satty, Luca and Radio.. cheering him on while he kicks the bears ass.
Getting More Fucked Up Than Jeff Hardy (That One Party Thread, yo.) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-04-2013
Luca screams at the top of lungs at Mister Radio:
"YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB A BEAR! Oh wait, you can. That's not the one rule of this party, although that was broken a while ago..."
With that, Luca goes back to his previous duty, snorting cocaine.