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Debut Rp - X Raided - 07-18-2013
The scene opens up in a room with nothing but a wooden stool and a black backdrop. We sit here momentarily waiting...Wondering why and what is going on.
Then a strange face appears in front of the camera. A man the XWF has yet to see. This man is X Raided. He takes a seat on the stool and coldly stares into the camera.
X Raided: So. This is it, the XWF, my new home if you will. Now if any of you are wondering just who the hell I am... Let me take this time to introduce myself and put all of you wannabes on notice. I am X Raided. I've recently decoded to make the jump back to pro wrestling after a successful 8 year mma career where I went 30-1..... I've been watching this place for a while now and I fond it pathetic the level of competition in thos place. You all claim to be the best.
X stops and chuckles at his statement then momentarily falls silent. Staring off into space before his eyes snap back to the camera.
X Raided: You all seem to think you are unbeatable....well anybody can lose on any given day. Even me. I held the world middleweight championship for six years. Took on all comers and was untested... I grew cocky and arrogant. I started to not respect my opponents abilities. I began going into fights and playing games...Until I got one hell of a reality check. I got knocked the hell out because I was playing games. I know, hell everyone knows I could have won the fight but I played games and it cost me. Now I have a fresh start.... And I won't make the same mistake. You all may mock me and not take me serious but when I step in that ring...you will all see that ring....well its now MY RING! And not a damn one of you on the roster are going to get in my way of getting whatever I want. I'm not here to dress up in funny outfits and paint my face. Or to impress people with impractical high flying moves. No! I am here to fight. Not to be a "theatrical entertainer" like most of you clowns around here. Haha...So I suggest you all be ready....keep an eye on me boys because IM HERE! AND IM HERE TO STAY!!!
X gets up and walks out of the shot as the screen fades to black.
Debut Rp - Andrew Aldway - 07-18-2013
Anderson, I can call you Anderson right? Maybe you should go back to mixed martial arts and fight some more nobodies and have a bunch of arm chair fighters call you the best, because no ones buying into the hype here chap.
Debut Rp - X Raided - 07-18-2013
I dont need any hype. I don't need to talk about it. I let my fighting do the talking. So I'd suggest you fall back big homie 'cause you ain't 'bout that life my boy. I welcome you to step in the ring with me and ill show you for the fraud you are!!
Debut Rp - Andrew Aldway - 07-18-2013
I'll gladly step in the ring with you "homie", so glad you finally learned to speak English, been using hooked on phonics since you got knocked the fuck out?
Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
Unbeatable huh? I'm pretty sure you'll change your tune with that little ditty when I have you bent over my knee, smacking your arse like the naughty boy you are.
What?
I'm just doing what your momma suggested last night when I was all up in dat shit.
Pardon my hubris, my breakfast disagreed with me.
Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
Unknown Soldier: "I've raped, murdered, and skull fucked 9,834,323,233 people...
This month...
You want to talk accolades?
Top that Mr. Middleweight 'who gives a fuck' champion..."
Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
What's the matter Soldierboy, can't get it up when the girl's breathing?
You wanna get in a verbal fight with these dick slingers, but I have a better idea. I kinda ruined Mr Satellite the other night, broke the boy's back. How about you go play with his moist, living holes and take that stank breath elsewhere? There's a good little bulemic.
Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
Unknown Soldier: "So, let me get this straight.... Then get this gay again... Then straight once more.... I can get a hard on whenever I want... except for when I watch a NeoNero match."
Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
It pains me that I make you flaccid, Soldier. I apologise for my hideous appearance.
But its ok, if, one day, we come face to face, I'll ram you so hard you'll be limper than a Cyren main event showing.
Debut Rp - X Raided - 07-18-2013
And excuse me.....but who are you guys? We've got mr. Queer over here wanting to put his hands on my...parts.....we've got mr. Skullfuck rapist and we've got handy andy thinking he's slick. I mean come on now ladies... I'm a real athlete. I'm a d1 all american in wrestling black belt in brazilian jiu jitsu and a blackbelt in muay thai.....what REAL credentials do you have? You like to dance around in tights and pull your punches? Haha If handy over here is going to call me anderson than I guess that would make him a chael sonnen? Or maybe a michael bisping? Not even close to my level bro. Just saying. So I'm sayin' when your ready to man up and fight me I'm down handy.
Debut Rp - Andrew Aldway - 07-18-2013
I'm up for it right now you prissy bitch, next Monday you can get stretched out like the cunt you are, and go back to your "real" fighting since your the one who left there and came to be in the place where men "prance around in tights".
Debut Rp - X Raided - 07-18-2013
So why don't we make this official handy andy?!?!? Seeing as you're a bit handicapped upstairs ill challenge you to a handicap andy match! Handy can pick any of his buddies he wants for his match hell bring em all! And you set em up. Ill knock em down. Hows that sound OLD CHAP?!?!
Debut Rp - Andrew Aldway - 07-18-2013
Sounds very interesting, like your the first imbecile to come up with the whole British stereotype bull shit, but well make it official, good luck, "champ".
Debut Rp - Chessmaster - 07-18-2013
All the pain and lost virtue of the followers of XWF now relies here. X-Raided that's an unorginal name and i've seen and vanquished more pornographic themed names in my lifetime than you can even gather. I am the man who has no soul. I am the man who has no religion. I am your end and final resting place. Welcome to my GAME!!! Welcome... to my ever so lasting hunger. These men have one thing in common with me and that's we're better than you X-Raided. Because we don't have to talk we just have to break, snap and scratch our way to the top. And the blood on my hands have shown my purpose. I shall vanquish the Demons in order for Angels to live. And that my friend is a solution out of my conquest.... For REDEMPTION....
Debut Rp - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 07-18-2013
"Hey! I do believe you're saying your name wrong. Trust me, I'm an expert at dealing with the mentally handicapped, so let me help you!
X, RaTed
Really emphasize that T.
It isn't a D sound at all.
The fact that I had to deliver this message just proves that you may have took one too many shots to the head in your 'real fighting'.
That, or you've always been a fucking
.Glass houses."
Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
Firstly, Aldway, you're a nobcheese. 'British'? Go wave your Union Jack elsewhere. You were born in England act like an Englishman you daft cunt.
Second, Mr 'X Raided' whatever the Hell that means - do you have a speech impediment and mean X Rated? I have no desire to cup your balls and stroke your tiny manhood. I'm simply saying, in a civilised manner, that if you want to cross me, I will rape you in the most horrible fashion.
And you never know, you might feel a little tingle and go happily on your way while you're being stretchered away? I assume that is what you fear most.
In fact, I think i will call you that from now on. The X Rated Tingle. Arses to the walls lads, the Tingle is in the room!
RE: Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 08:52 AM)Neonero Said: It pains me that I make you flaccid, Soldier. I apologise for my hideous appearance.
But its ok, if, one day, we come face to face, I'll ram you so hard you'll be limper than a Cyren main event showing.
Unknown Soldier: "Good, now apologize for expecting me to be impressed with a victory over Mr. Satellite."
Unknown Soldier: "The day we meet, I'll ram you harder than a John Black dick in a Suny blow up doll."
Debut Rp - Andrew Aldway - 07-18-2013
Neonero, honestly I didn't say anything to you twit, so please keep your nose from my business, not like I came in here and started busting your oversized bubble chap.
Debut Rp - X Raided - 07-18-2013
Whoa whoa whoa. Luca...chess guy. Nobody cares. Your opinions aren't valid. Fuck off. Can't you children see handy andy and myself are trying to handle big boy business? Something you jokers wouldn't know anything about? So if you will...blow my grip! Because I don't care I don't want to hear it. Oh and handy old chap. Ask your wife about the champ....I'm sure she thinks mich higher of daddy than you do! Bwahahahaha!!!!
RE: Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:06 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: Unknown Soldier: "Good, now apologize for expecting me to be impressed with a victory over Mr. Satellite."
Unknown Soldier: "The day we meet, I'll ram you harder than a John Black dick in a Suny blow up doll."
Impressed? Oh Soldy-baby you got me all wrong. I was simply offering you a morsel, clearly his pulse offends you though.
Hmm, you're going to ram me with that flaccid thing? This will be an interesting anthropological experiment.
RE: Debut Rp - Andrew Aldway - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:09 AM)X Raided Said: Whoa whoa whoa. Luca...chess guy. Nobody cares. Your opinions aren't valid. Fuck off. Can't you children see handy andy and myself are trying to handle big boy business? Something you jokers wouldn't know anything about? So if you will...blow my grip! Because I don't care I don't want to hear it. Oh and handy old chap. Ask your wife about the champ....I'm sure she thinks mich higher of daddy than you do! Bwahahahaha!!!!
I don't have a wife you invalid, maybe you should do some homework before you try to talk shit. Try being the key word here.
RE: Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:07 AM)Andrew Aldway Said: Neonero, honestly I didn't say anything to you twit, so please keep your nose from my business, not like I came in here and started busting your oversized bubble chap.
You came in with that natty little Union Jack hanging out of your arse pocket. I'm half English and you Union Jack wavers make me sick. Be proud of your nation not some draconian emblem of imperialism and 'Royal' toss.
If I catch you within 10 feet of me with those colours you'll be 'twitting' your way to the local A&E. Now sit the fuck down and let the big boys play.
Debut Rp - X Raided - 07-18-2013
Sweet lord and jesus....the homosexuality in this place is rediculous. Handy how do you not vomit at the sihht of these heathenous niggas?!?
Debut Rp - Andrew Aldway - 07-18-2013
And you came in with that
looking mask but I ignored it, and I believe I walked in here before I even smelt fruit in the room.
RE: Debut Rp - Chessmaster - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:10 AM)Neonero Said:(07-18-2013, 09:06 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: Unknown Soldier: "Good, now apologize for expecting me to be impressed with a victory over Mr. Satellite."
Unknown Soldier: "The day we meet, I'll ram you harder than a John Black dick in a Suny blow up doll."
Impressed? Oh Soldy-baby you got me all wrong. I was simply offering you a morsel, clearly his pulse offends you though.
Hmm, you're going to ram me with that flaccid thing? This will be an interesting anthropological experiment.
"I hold you to be a man of class. Why hit on someone with aggression? I do think you should hunt after bigger game. You see we are two sides of the track. But, if you were a good lil' twink *maybe* and that's a *maybe* i'd show you the life of a human gateway.
The man who sees lost souls unto heaven and to hell. A man who's philosophical banter is far and above all. But, in all you seem to be the most focused of all the others.
That's good. But, can you see the future. New champion perhaps and he's an "Ultimate Gamer". mhm... wonder who it is.... *Stewie voice* Perhaps about my height.
*Stewie Voice* Likes to play...chess. *Stewie Voice* Y'know who's gonna beat you...mhm"
The man who sees lost souls unto heaven and to hell. A man who's philosophical banter is far and above all. But, in all you seem to be the most focused of all the others.
That's good. But, can you see the future. New champion perhaps and he's an "Ultimate Gamer". mhm... wonder who it is.... *Stewie voice* Perhaps about my height.
*Stewie Voice* Likes to play...chess. *Stewie Voice* Y'know who's gonna beat you...mhm"
Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
Homosexuality? Who mentioned That? You're the one who started talking about genital groping, young man. If you follow the conversation properly, we simply stated that we would fuck you in the ass. That's not homosexuality, its just a fact. You belong on the floor with your arse waving, not standing with your dick swinging in the wind singing your little tunes about being unbeatable.
As for you Aldway, I'll have you know this mask is very precious to me and you just hurt my feelings deeply.
RE: Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:10 AM)Neonero Said:(07-18-2013, 09:06 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: Unknown Soldier: "Good, now apologize for expecting me to be impressed with a victory over Mr. Satellite."
Unknown Soldier: "The day we meet, I'll ram you harder than a John Black dick in a Suny blow up doll."
Impressed? Oh Soldy-baby you got me all wrong. I was simply offering you a morsel, clearly his pulse offends you though.
Hmm, you're going to ram me with that flaccid thing? This will be an interesting anthropological experiment.
Unknown Soldier: "Who said anything about using my erectile excitement? I was thinking more along the lines of something like this... My own personal dildo..."
![[Image: MACE-Spiked_Head.jpg]](https://swordsandarmor.com/images/MACE-Spiked_Head.jpg)
Unknown Soldier: "We can call it Anthropological Ass Rammer?"
RE: Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:17 AM)Chessmaster Said:(07-18-2013, 09:10 AM)Neonero Said:(07-18-2013, 09:06 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: Unknown Soldier: "Good, now apologize for expecting me to be impressed with a victory over Mr. Satellite."
Unknown Soldier: "The day we meet, I'll ram you harder than a John Black dick in a Suny blow up doll."
Impressed? Oh Soldy-baby you got me all wrong. I was simply offering you a morsel, clearly his pulse offends you though.
Hmm, you're going to ram me with that flaccid thing? This will be an interesting anthropological experiment.
"I hold you to be a man of class. Why hit on someone with aggression? I do think you should hunt after bigger game. You see we are two sides of the track. But, if you were a good lil' twink *maybe* and that's a *maybe* i'd show you the life of a human gateway.
The man who sees lost souls unto heaven and to hell. A man who's philosophical banter is far and above all. But, in all you seem to be the most focused of all the others.
That's good. But, can you see the future. New champion perhaps and he's an "Ultimate Gamer". mhm... wonder who it is.... *Stewie voice* Perhaps about my height.
*Stewie Voice* Likes to play...chess. *Stewie Voice* Y'know who's gonna beat you...mhm"
You know what, I like the cut of your jib. Do as you will Sir.
RE: Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:18 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: Unknown Soldier: "Who said anything about using my erectile excitement? I was thinking more along the lines of something like this... My own personal dildo..."
Unknown Soldier: "We can call it Anthropological Ass Rammer?"
Oh you think on your toes, I like it. Of course, your dependence on weaponry belies a sad lacking in your masculinity. but that's ok, we'll keep that weakness between us?
Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
Unknown Soldier: "It's a dildo, not a weapon... It's not like the thing was cast from a mold of Peter Gilmour or anything."
Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
It's still a substitute for your manhood, literally and metaphorically, dear Soldy.
Debut Rp - Chessmaster - 07-18-2013
"Rampant amounts of sodomy....Check!
Mr. Chow look alike in Mask.... Check!
Guy with a bizarre dido.... Check!
Helping Asian in mask use dildo on Unknown Soldier....Check!
To send this bitch to Hell.... Priceless!
CheckMate -Unknown Soldier San- *Hello Kitty Voice*"
Mr. Chow look alike in Mask.... Check!
Guy with a bizarre dido.... Check!
Helping Asian in mask use dildo on Unknown Soldier....Check!
To send this bitch to Hell.... Priceless!
CheckMate -Unknown Soldier San- *Hello Kitty Voice*"
RE: Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:25 AM)Neonero Said: It's still a substitute for your manhood, literally and metaphorically, dear Soldy.
Unknown Soldier: "What's the substitute for yours? Being able to create your own metaphors? The fact that I'd rather stick this stick inside of you then my own penis suddenly makes me less of a man? To me that just sounds like common sense. Maybe after you're bleeding anally I'll be able to pop a Woody and then I'll show you what a real metaphor is..."
RE: Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:34 AM)Chessmaster Said:"Rampant amounts of sodomy....Check!
Mr. Chow look alike in Mask.... Check!
Guy with a bizarre dido.... Check!
Helping Asian in mask use dildo on Unknown Soldier....Check!
To send this bitch to Hell.... Priceless!
CheckMate -Unknown Soldier San- *Hello Kitty Voice*"
Unknown Soldier: "Annoying idiot who uses social trending fads and thinks it's relevant to the conversation..... CHECK!"
Unknown Soldier: "What next, a fucking meme with a checkerboard, picture of your greased back hair, and catchy 'chess related' phrase on it..."
RE: Debut Rp - Chessmaster - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:46 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(07-18-2013, 09:34 AM)Chessmaster Said:"Rampant amounts of sodomy....Check!
Mr. Chow look alike in Mask.... Check!
Guy with a bizarre dido.... Check!
Helping Asian in mask use dildo on Unknown Soldier....Check!
To send this bitch to Hell.... Priceless!
CheckMate -Unknown Soldier San- *Hello Kitty Voice*"
Unknown Soldier: "Annoying idiot who uses social trending fads and thinks it's relevant to the conversation..... CHECK!"
Unknown Soldier: "What next, a fucking meme with a checkerboard, picture of your greased back hair, and catchy 'chess related' phrase on it..."
" Nope, just keep in your mind your mum's puss is so old and diseased that when the bible talks about the burning bush. It, was your mum it was referring too. So, leave that in your mind and let it...Marinate. Punk."
RE: Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:39 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(07-18-2013, 09:25 AM)Neonero Said: It's still a substitute for your manhood, literally and metaphorically, dear Soldy.
Unknown Soldier: "What's the substitute for yours? Being able to create your own metaphors? The fact that I'd rather stick this stick inside of you then my own penis suddenly makes me less of a man? To me that just sounds like common sense. Maybe after you're bleeding anally I'll be able to pop a Woody and then I'll show you what a real metaphor is..."
I think you're confused. A manhood isnt 'created'. Its there or it isn't. Yours clearly isnt, which is why you only pop out of the woodwork when you hear about anal rape. Your mind must be a fantastic web of masochistic majesty. It's a shame on the outside you're just a poor little grimey bulemic.
Try harder. Pun intended!
RE: Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:49 AM)Chessmaster Said:(07-18-2013, 09:46 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(07-18-2013, 09:34 AM)Chessmaster Said:"Rampant amounts of sodomy....Check!
Mr. Chow look alike in Mask.... Check!
Guy with a bizarre dido.... Check!
Helping Asian in mask use dildo on Unknown Soldier....Check!
To send this bitch to Hell.... Priceless!
CheckMate -Unknown Soldier San- *Hello Kitty Voice*"
Unknown Soldier: "Annoying idiot who uses social trending fads and thinks it's relevant to the conversation..... CHECK!"
Unknown Soldier: "What next, a fucking meme with a checkerboard, picture of your greased back hair, and catchy 'chess related' phrase on it..."
" Nope, just keep in your mind your mum's puss is so old and diseased that when the bible talks about the burning bush. It, was your mum it was referring too. So, leave that in your mind and let it...Marinate. Punk."
Unknown Soldier: "Ha! Right, better go straight to the 'your mom' jokes because that will really prove a point... The thoughts been on my mind... It's marinated... But I don't think I'll be throwing it on the fire since it's falling flatter than your mother's breast reduction surgery... Get it... Cuz' yo momma so fat..."
Debut Rp - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 07-18-2013
FUCK YOU SEBASTIAN DUKE
RE: Debut Rp - Unknown Soldier - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 09:53 AM)Neonero Said:(07-18-2013, 09:39 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(07-18-2013, 09:25 AM)Neonero Said: It's still a substitute for your manhood, literally and metaphorically, dear Soldy.
Unknown Soldier: "What's the substitute for yours? Being able to create your own metaphors? The fact that I'd rather stick this stick inside of you then my own penis suddenly makes me less of a man? To me that just sounds like common sense. Maybe after you're bleeding anally I'll be able to pop a Woody and then I'll show you what a real metaphor is..."
I think you're confused. A manhood isnt 'created'. Its there or it isn't. Yours clearly isnt, which is why you only pop out of the woodwork when you hear about anal rape. Your mind must be a fantastic web of masochistic majesty. It's a shame on the outside you're just a poor little grimey bulemic.
Try harder. Pun intended!
Unknown Soldier: I suppose that's why you approached me about performing illicit anal acts on Mr. Satellite. Because you know, I'm always the one 'popping out of the woodwork' suggesting things like that. Wouldn't that metaphorically speaking mean that you too don't have a manhood. You just told me because I 'randomly' come out of nowhere speaking of anal rape that meant I have no manhood? This is the conclusion you are drawing, not me... So, would that metaphorically and with linear dialect throughout this conversation suggest that you don't have one as well... This is all your conclusions we are inferring from Nero... not mine.... You came out of left field and approached me first with the offer to 'Sodomize Satellite'"
Unknown Soldier: "You suggesting anal sodomy on Satellite is different from my infatuation with sodomy and rape in general how?"
Unknown Soldier: "I'm not confused, I just think you're a little bit hypocritical my friend. But that's alright Nero, we can have one big estrogen filled dildo bath party for all I care! Who needs manhood when you got giant fake titties and a hole to bleed from once a month! Your mind must be a delusional place where conclusions are drawn off hypocrisy. It's too bad I can trace your bullshit from point A to point B and notice your redundant and illogical errors of your brilliant ability to sound important when your not."
I don't have to try.
When you kill yourself with your own hypocrisy.
Now, leave me alone while I play with said manhood."
RE: Debut Rp - Neonero - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 08:27 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: Unknown Soldier: "I've raped, murdered, and skull fucked 9,834,323,233 people...
This month...
You want to talk accolades?
Top that Mr. Middleweight 'who gives a fuck' champion..."
Ah, thought so. No need to battle your lengthy spiel, as history clearly shows you brought up rape before I. I simply mentioned slapping new boy's arse and fucking his mother. You mentioned rape. I simply pointed out a prone victim, since I assume most of your 'victims' are no longer with us.
Really, your quote spelt it out but I thought I would just cross the t's and dot the i's.
Don't play pedantic with a pedant.