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Savage - Marf - 10-20-2022
Marf was day dreaming about speaking French fluently when a strange young man runs up to him. He hands Marf a paper and runs off. Marf looks at the paper that has now turned into a card. The Saturday night Savage card to be exact. Marf looks up to find himself directly behind Atara Themis now.
Very well…
Marf hits Atty with the dreaded roll up and we get a count.
1…
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RE: Savage - Atara Raven - 10-20-2022
The Roll Up. Arguably the deadliest move in all of wrestling. A reign ender. A hype remover. A heat repellent. A career killer. A potato peeler. A vegetable slicer. The Air Fryer of Wrestling Finishers. The Swiss Army Knife of Pinning Maneuvers.
If it were a selfie, it would always have the best angle and be taken at the optimal lighting period of dawn or dusk. Dawn or dusk you thots unless you're straight brown bag special then just take it with the lights off.
You know who you are. Filters can't fix that genetic god fucking of a face.
Oh yeah.
Atty kicks out. Stuffs a macaroon in Frenchie's mouth for his effort and skips off singing that cliche Edith Piaf song...