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Butterbeer - "Venom" Xavier Lux - 09-22-2022
Xavier Lux has decided to reward himself after a hard-fought battle against one of XWF's biggest (fattest) bastards, with a trip to Hollywood Studios California, site of this year's Back to Relentless pay-per-view-3-day extravaganza. Plus is his home state, so convenient.
He is walking out of the Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey ride, when he decides to get in line for a delicious butterbeer. Just then he notices a massive (a lot fatter than Oswald) man holding up the line, as he is getting a dozen butterbeers. Over that man's shoulder is the XWF 24x7 X-Treme Championship.
"Is that Big Biff, err, Preesh?" he asks out loud without realizing it.
He decides to go elsewhere but then stops himself and looks back at the title over his shoulder.
"F**k, am I that desperate for some gold?" A lady walking by hangs on to her gold necklace and walks a little faster, ushering her husband on.
"Not your fake ass gold you old hag."
He thinks on it some more.
"Ah screw it."
He walks over pushing everyone out of the way and then shoves Preesh from behind. Preesh nearly drops all his butterbeers but manages to hang on. Angrily though, he turns around and Xavier slaps the beers upwards, sending all that foam and sugary goodness into his face. Preesh doubles over, trying to get the foam and stickiness out of his eyes and Xavier quickly moves in, hooking his head and rolling him up for a pin. A wand vendor notices this and rips off his cloak to reveal an XWF referee shirt!
He slides in and makes the count!
One!
Two!
RE: Butterbeer - BIG PREESH - 09-22-2022
Big PREESH votes NOPE on Xavier Lux by KICKING THE CHRIST RIGHT ON FRICKIN' OUT!!!
Preesh smiles, because he knows this will send Lux into a tailspin of considering retirement.
"AYYYYYYY daddy! How about you shine up that head to use as a flashlight to find your way home with? PUNK!"
Preesh orders a pizza. Gets that pizza delivered. Eats the entire pizza slowly and deliberately. Then finally leaves.
RE: Butterbeer - "Venom" Xavier Lux - 09-23-2022
(09-22-2022, 10:24 PM)BIG PREESH Said: Big PREESH votes NOPE on Xavier Lux by KICKING THE CHRIST RIGHT ON FRICKIN' OUT!!!
Preesh smiles, because he knows this will send Lux into a tailspin of considering retirement.
"AYYYYYYY daddy! How about you shine up that head to use as a flashlight to find your way home with? PUNK!"
Preesh orders a pizza. Gets that pizza delivered. Eats the entire pizza slowly and deliberately. Then finally leaves.
Xavier mumbles to himself as he walks away drinking his butterbeer.
You kicking out? Nah, Vinnie liking your post and not mine, yes....
Xavier winks at the camera.
RE: Butterbeer - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-23-2022
I always like the kickouts as a way of acknowledging they did it.