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TRICKING BIG PREESH - Latina Submission Machina - 08-24-2022
After Big Preesh kicks out of
's pin, we see him start walking out of the restaurant and down the street.Preesh sees a big green, white, and red pinata! He hits it with a nearby baseball bat....and LSM pops out of it! She locks him in a headscissors before taking him to the ground and covering his shoulders for the pin!
RE: TRICKING BIG PREESH - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-24-2022
Yo Big Preesh! C'mon Man, she didn't even count numbers or nothing! Fuck it!
Bobby also lays hands on top of Preesh.
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RE: TRICKING BIG PREESH - BIG PREESH - 08-24-2022
Big Preesh does what he do and just KICKS RIGHT ON OUT!
LSM goes about ten feet in the air because we are talking NASTY upper body strength on the big man. Bourbon just sort of gets shoved to the side and settles down on his butt, eating some of the candies that came out of that pinata along with LSM.
This is when it becomes apparent that all of the candies were Mary Janes, Bit O' Honeys, and loose candy corns.
"Oh HAYL naw, bitch! Ay Bobbo, Bobbo, you believe the nerve of this woman? All the candy in the world and she comes at us with this gross BS?"
Preesh looks at Bobby, who seems to like Bit O'Honeys.
"Well motherfuck all that, they forgot about Preesh! Yo, Darryl, land the bird over on my position, son!"
Preesh says this into his BOB walkie talkie. A moment later, the official BOB helicopter lands next to them all in a clearing because they were outside this whole time and you didn't even know that.
Preesh grabs the grapple hook and clangs LSM over the head with it, then ties it around her ankles so that the chopper can dangle her off of its tail while it flies.
"AYYYY Darryl, thanks homie, since you know I got use of the helo since winning the X today, I'mma ask you to drag this rude Halloween ruining Hispanic Karen all the way to Candy Land! Lemme know when y'all get there, cuz!"
Darryl the pilot looks confused.
"Sir, Candy Land is a board game it isn't real..."
"TAKE THIS HOE TO CANDYLAND DARRYL GOD DAMN!"
Darryl, terrified, takes off. LSM hangs upside down off the back of the helicopter as it disappears over the horizon.