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The Deal - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 04-15-2021
Hey XWF.
So, I have made a deal with Demos.
If he wins at Savage against Page, I will vacate my half of the tag team championships and leave BOB forever.
If and when he loses, he can never challenge any member of BOB for a championship.
This generally means a lame duck is going into Tag Team Turmoil.
Charlie, go ahead and acknowledge our agreement.
re:The Deal - Charlie Nickles - 04-15-2021
Three birds, one stone. How could I ever say no?
re:The Deal - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 04-15-2021
Charlie.
Tell us you agree.
You're amazing enhancement talent, bud. We need people like you so stars can shine.
re:The Deal - Chris Page - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 07:46 AM)Bobby Bourbon Said: Charlie.
Tell us you agree.
You're amazing enhancement talent, bud. We need people like you so stars can shine.
re:The Deal - Lycana - 04-15-2021
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re:The Deal - Lycana - 04-15-2021
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^ Charlie
re:The Deal - Charlie Nickles - 04-15-2021
Well of course the Demos accepts your plea bargain.
The Deal - R.L. Edgar - 04-15-2021
It's okay, Bobby.
If Demos reneges on his word, I'm sure the bWo... er... I mean the XWF, will be able to line Lycana up with a shit-ton of championship opportunities that she'll squander away. Just by keeping it par for the course, you'll have someone to job to you for years. YEARS!
But you've got to be careful!
Her resume is chock-full of stunning accomplishments such as beating Ash Quinn and catching Betsy Granger off-guard.
re:The Deal - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:12 AM)Demos Said: Well of course the Demos accepts your plea bargain.
That's great that Demos does.
Charlie has to as well.
Your DNA itself doesn't enter the ring to challenge any member of BOB for a championship. No new personas, no alternate forms, no different names.
You, yourself, regardless of how you what to portray yourself, are not allowed to challenge for any championship BOB holds.
Is that clear?
re:The Deal - Lycana - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:12 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: It's okay, Bobby.
If Demos reneges on his word, I'm sure the bWo... er... I mean the XWF, will be able to line Lycana up with a shit-ton of championship opportunities that she'll squander away. Just by keeping it par for the course, you'll have someone to job to you for years. YEARS!
But you've got to be careful!
Her resume is chock-full of stunning accomplishments such as beating Ash Quinn and catching Betsy Granger off-guard.
Awww, sweet Reggie! And here I thought you had forgotten about me!
Where is your Hart title again?
Oh thats right. You lost it. And then couldnt get it back.
Talk about squandering shots huh?
re:The Deal - Charlie Nickles - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:31 AM)Lycana Said:(04-15-2021, 08:12 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: It's okay, Bobby.
If Demos reneges on his word, I'm sure the bWo... er... I mean the XWF, will be able to line Lycana up with a shit-ton of championship opportunities that she'll squander away. Just by keeping it par for the course, you'll have someone to job to you for years. YEARS!
But you've got to be careful!
Her resume is chock-full of stunning accomplishments such as beating Ash Quinn and catching Betsy Granger off-guard.
Awww, sweet Reggie! And here I thought you had forgotten about me!
Where is your Hart title again?
Oh thats right. You lost it. And then couldnt get it back.
Talk about squandering shots huh?
How is the dripping irony lost on you?
re:The Deal - R.L. Edgar - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:31 AM)Lycana Said:(04-15-2021, 08:12 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: It's okay, Bobby.
If Demos reneges on his word, I'm sure the bWo... er... I mean the XWF, will be able to line Lycana up with a shit-ton of championship opportunities that she'll squander away. Just by keeping it par for the course, you'll have someone to job to you for years. YEARS!
But you've got to be careful!
Her resume is chock-full of stunning accomplishments such as beating Ash Quinn and catching Betsy Granger off-guard.
Awww, sweet Reggie! And here I thought you had forgotten about me!
Where is your Hart title again?
Oh thats right. You lost it. And then couldnt get it back.
Talk about squandering shots huh?
...and yet YOU couldn’t beat me for it. But see you’ve got to actually WIN a championship to even be in a position to lose one. Keep trying, because just ask Ned, even the sun shines on a wolf’s ass sometimes.
re:The Deal - Corey Smith - 04-15-2021
The soundtrack for this conversation is the Benny Hill theme.
re:The Deal - Chris Page - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:21 AM)Bobby Bourbon Said:(04-15-2021, 08:12 AM)Demos Said: Well of course the Demos accepts your plea bargain.
That's great that Demos does.
Charlie has to as well.
Your DNA itself doesn't enter the ring to challenge any member of BOB for a championship. No new personas, no alternate forms, no different names.
You, yourself, regardless of how you what to portray yourself, are not allowed to challenge for any championship BOB holds.
Is that clear?
Still no answer, cannot say I am surprised.
re:The Deal - Lycana - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:39 AM)R.L. Edgar Said:(04-15-2021, 08:31 AM)Lycana Said:(04-15-2021, 08:12 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: It's okay, Bobby.
If Demos reneges on his word, I'm sure the bWo... er... I mean the XWF, will be able to line Lycana up with a shit-ton of championship opportunities that she'll squander away. Just by keeping it par for the course, you'll have someone to job to you for years. YEARS!
But you've got to be careful!
Her resume is chock-full of stunning accomplishments such as beating Ash Quinn and catching Betsy Granger off-guard.
Awww, sweet Reggie! And here I thought you had forgotten about me!
Where is your Hart title again?
Oh thats right. You lost it. And then couldnt get it back.
Talk about squandering shots huh?
...and yet YOU couldn’t beat me for it. But see you’ve got to actually WIN a championship to even be in a position to lose one. Keep trying, because just ask Ned, even the sun shines on a wolf’s ass sometimes.
Squandering a chance is squandering a chance isnt it?
That sun wont be shining on you when you face Page and squander your Uni shot.
If you would like to play again and try your luck with me, you name the time and place.
Unless youre scared of the sun.
Im certainly not.
The Deal - R.L. Edgar - 04-15-2021
girl, you better pack some spf 10,000 with that pasty skin. I’ll be more than happy to burn your ass again.
re:The Deal - Lycana - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:49 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: girl, you better pack some spf 10,000 with that pasty skin. I’ll be more than happy to burn your ass again.
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You are all bluster... much like Demos over there. Who STILL has not agreed to Bourbon's terms. Pathetic.
re:The Deal - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:41 AM)Corey Smith Said: The soundtrack for this conversation is the Benny Hill theme.
Yakity Sax.
My ringtone!
re:The Deal - Corey Smith - 04-15-2021
Lemme show ya how it's done.
I will face them No Good Bastards in a "Anybody named Corey gets handcuffed" match and if I lose Charlie can never challenge for ANY title ever again.
re:The Deal - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 09:01 AM)Corey Smith Said: Lemme show ya how it's done.
I will face them No Good Bastards in a "Anybody named Corey gets handcuffed" match and if I lose Charlie can never challenge for ANY title ever again.
Your history of personal plurality, while more interesting than Charlie's, renders the opportunity moot.
re:The Deal - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 08:49 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: girl, you better pack some spf 10,000 with that pasty skin. I’ll be more than happy to burn your ass again.
Should I pack some SPF 10,000?
— Jungle Roxy (@BlondeClarityBB) April 13, 2021
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re:The Deal - R.L. Edgar - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 10:20 AM)Roxy Cotton Said:(04-15-2021, 08:49 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: girl, you better pack some spf 10,000 with that pasty skin. I’ll be more than happy to burn your ass again.
Should I pack some SPF 10,000?
— Jungle Roxy (@BlondeClarityBB) April 13, 2021
Yes. Your shit on Twitter is subject to be stolen.
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But I could've sworn that one was talking about white blood cell counts.
re:The Deal - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2021
"Is this an AIDS joke from someone whose eyes look AIDSier than Steve Buscemi?"
re:The Deal - Charlie Nickles - 04-15-2021
Did you deaf fucks not hear me the first seven times I agreed?
re:The Deal - R.L. Edgar - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 10:39 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: "Is this an AIDS joke from someone whose eyes look AIDSier than Steve Buscemi?"
It's called a sty, an itchy and painful boil on the eyelid. Not to be mistaken with the pole warts you contracted below.
re:The Deal - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2021
"Oh bb you'd have never been born if your daddy hadn't found 20 extra bucks in his wallet at Louisville's finest BBW strip joint, I wouldn't be disparaging sex workers that way.
How about you just do the world a favor and head back to that bar you like to cry at, jerk your soft three incher until it coughs up a yellow spoonful of tailless sperm cells into a half flat mug of Keystone Light, and then head back to your lifted truck and deep throat a double barreled shotgun until your lips touch the trigger? It'll save those of us in tax-paying states a few more pennies that would otherwise subsidize that SNAP card burning a hole in your velcro wallet."
The Deal - R.L. Edgar - 04-15-2021
...momma?
re:The Deal - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2021
"I'd say you should have quit while you were ahead but there's only one abortion clinic in Kentucky and I don't think the bus goes there."
re:The Deal - Lycana - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 10:43 AM)Demos Said: Did you deaf fucks not hear me the first seven times I agreed?
(04-15-2021, 08:12 AM)Demos Said: Well of course the Demos accepts your plea bargain.
We are waiting for ALL your personalities to agree to the terms darling!
The Deal - R.L. Edgar - 04-15-2021
Only on Monday mornings, and you should just the line of Roxy Cottons that wrap around the block. It’s truly encouraging.
re:The Deal - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2021
"That's adorable. How many of those girls had to get injunctions against you?"
re:The Deal - Corey Smith - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 09:05 AM)Bobby Bourbon Said:(04-15-2021, 09:01 AM)Corey Smith Said: Lemme show ya how it's done.
I will face them No Good Bastards in a "Anybody named Corey gets handcuffed" match and if I lose Charlie can never challenge for ANY title ever again.
Your history of personal plurality, while more interesting than Charlie's, renders the opportunity moot.
Fair
re:The Deal - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 04-15-2021
What in the unholy hell nonsense is going on in here?
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(04-15-2021, 10:20 AM)Roxy Cotton Said:(04-15-2021, 08:49 AM)R.L. Edgar Said: girl, you better pack some spf 10,000 with that pasty skin. I’ll be more than happy to burn your ass again.
Should I pack some SPF 10,000?
— Jungle Roxy (@BlondeClarityBB) April 13, 2021
Burn. L.O.L.