Deans Opinions Strike Again - Printable Version

Its another great day of traveling around the US of muthafuckin A.
Our boy, Dean is currently in a mcdonalds at night time, which means stoners and homeless people.
Dean is scranning a McD's Big Mac.

"Yo, whats happenin.
Its me, the internet champion of the world, Dean Rose.
Today i have a little couple of words for you people."

A crying child at the back of the mcdonalds is visibly annoying Dean.
Dean marches up to the child, picks it up, walks outside and places it on the floor.
He then sits back down.

"So today i'm here to talk about something, that thing is injuries.
Now straight off the bat you should know that injuries are stupid and so are the injured.
If you frequently injure your opponents or injure yourself you dont belong in the ring.
I dont care if you land badly or mistime something, youre a dick.
If you cant get suplexed or jump off the top rope without breaking something, GTFO.
You will never be successful, liked backstage, get wins or even become champion.
People that are unsafe, dont deserve to even look at the same ring as me.
Imagine paying for a ticket to a show then bang, a wrestler is injured and cant continue.
Fuck all of you people who are involved with injuries, youre all weak."