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The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Joey Wheel-and-Dealer - 11-22-2020

OOC: Odds are at the bottom.


“Oh, you didn’t think I forgot about ya, did ya?”

“Sir, the show’s just starting, I highly doubt they know what you’re referring to.”

“Trice’, I pay you to get my gabagool, not to spoil my fuckin’ openings for Christ sakes.”

“Welcome back to da WaD’s Odds lads and ladies! It has been too long since I’ve been able to give ya some official gamblin’ odds for Mr. Shane Cahvah’s former money laundering side hustle, but, boy, are we back for a nice selection of matches, even though ‘alf of em’ are gonna probly take place in a bingo hall. No logo still. Glad to see we can afford to hire people who rain on my parade, but we can’t get a 14 year old with a computer apparently.”

“Sir, I was just trying to explain-”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. You just wanted to feel good for one moment by ruining a little bit of ol’ Joey’s fun. I remember that stuff Patricia, ‘specially when I’m writing your checks.”

“Sir, I write the checks.”

“Well, remember to give yourself less.”

“Where were we? Oh, yeah, da XWF and their High Stakes pay-peh-view. ‘Ave I got some predictions for y’all! This is a big, big program they’re running and they gotta a lot o’ top stars that you can’t help but be excited to see. Others not so much, but it balances out. And course they started getting their money outta their pockets ‘fore old Joey spoke up, but you can’t teach the sheep, only sheer 'em.”

“The pre-show match is lookin’ interesting. I’m not gonna watch it, but I’m probably just gonna Google the rest o’ the show anyway, so it’s not missing out too hard. Four corners match with a fresh face in Shawn Wylde and, while I usually ignore newcomers and put him low, I think he’s got some potential AND, more importantly, he doesn’t have a name that sounds like choking on your own vomit. Speaking of, Marf ain’t bad in the ring, but he has a big hill to climb if he wants some respect from The WaD. And, I like Brian Storm well enough, but he just needs a big win and I haven’t seen him pull one off. Kieran Overton has the experience here, he has the talent, I think this is gonna be a decisive victory for him.”

“This is the opener? You gotta be fuckin’ kidding me. Alright, alright. Defending is X-Treme title will be Robert Main, a mastaclass in championship mentality. He has the conditioning to be a champion for life, which he pretty much has been as he’s been swatting away every challenger like flies as of lately. But they got him up against… fuckin’- do I have to say this shit out loud AGAIN?! HE’S FACING FUCKIN’ DICK POWERS! WHO FUCKIN’ NAMES THEIR KID THAT? God, it- let’s just move on! Pretty boy gets beaten to a pulp by Main and hopefully he retires so I never have to utter those goddamn words from my mouth again.”

“And in, what I consider to be an improvement, Centurion faces Nathaniel Idenhaus, who used to just be a flagrant nazi. Now, you can’t sleep on Nathaniel because he’s managed to be rather consistent at points, even keeping the Hart Title for a good, if messy, reign. You also can’t sleep on him because you’re still not certain if he’ll Jevhovah’s Witness a Mein Kampf in your pocket while you’re out. But it’s hard to bet against Cent in the most competitive times and consistency just isn’t gonna cut it. Besides, Cent is out for a vengeance in this match and I wouldn’t ever want that pointed at me. So, Cent wins, but Idenhaus will certainly make him break a sweat, even if it’s only one droplet.”

“Now we got our first numbah one contenders match of the night for contendership relating to the Shooting Star title. Now, the XWF doesn’t have a traditional women’s division, but seeing their female talent go out there and bust some meatheads over and over again got boring, so they had to let the ladies clash against each other more! A highly competitive division, you have Atara Themis and Halocen fighting with newcomer Lycana. I do not envy her position and while I hope for the best, odds ain’t about optimism. So, we’re looking to see how hard Atara and Halocen beat each other senseless. This is a tough call, but we got Ms. Themis making it happen and getting ready to challenge for that title asap.”

“Coming up next is contendership for the TV title on the line with a truly odd set of characters. Do you give it to one half of BoB’s wallet, who, I should mention, are all very fine people? Do you gravitate towards, uh, Azrael Erebus who has certainly proven his potential over the years, even becoming the first modern Universal Champion? Or do you give it to a crazy bald man who kills dolphins? I say the first Uni Champ, but if you wanna root for dolphin murder on your tv every other week, you fuckin’ go for it.”

“Ah, the last of the numbah one contenders matches tonight determines who will challenge the Hart Champion in the future. Now, there’s an elephant in the room I simply must address: Peter Gilmour, you made a fuckin’ bet and you never paid me. Now, listen here you punk ass capicola-lookin’ piece of shit! Nobody skimps on the WaD! So, if you don’t pay me what I am owed, Mr. Gilmour, I’m gonna make your life hell! I will shit fury on you! Not only do I think Felix and Thunder Knuckles can beat your ass, but I will PERSONALLY award them 2,000 X-Bux for doing so! That said! I think Mr. TK, a man with affinity for money that rivals my own, will pin you clean for that one, two, three. Then you can call my agent, you motha fucka, you.”

“From this match onward, all matches will have a title on the line. Oh yeah, this is some big boy shit, even if we have to suffer through Big D stinking up the ring! And he’s STILL fighting with my man MeFisto over the Internet Championship and they’ve even brought Michael Graves into the mix! But you’re never taking that title off MeFisto, Little D! And Graves can creep all he wants, but he ain’t violating that title! MeFisto is a lifelong champion and you better get used to it!”

“The Anarchy Heavyweight Title. Easy to overlook. Impossible to deny. In its short history, it’s already been worn by some truly fantastic athletes, including Sarah Lacklan who was done fucking dirty, by the way! But this isn’t about her because we’ve got her wife, Kenzi, here facing a woman who emerged semi-recently and has already gained a huge following: Tula Kealiʻi. This is a tough match to call, but I’m gonna give the favor to Kenzi Grey. She has the backup of the very nice people in BoB even though she didn’t request it! She is more than talented enough to take it off Tula’s waist, but you’re gonna have to give this one a watch because it will be too damn close.”

“I went on a bit of a tangent about women’s wrestling in da XWF earlier, but this match is partially why. Not only do you get a competitive match between two top women in the last match, but you get an explosive title match against four, count ‘em, four women here! Ash Quinn is always putting everything on the table when she comes into a match. Geri Vayden has had periods of dominant victories. Betsy Granger, new to the company, but not the sport, is already catching a ton of eyes with her potential. So, can they dethrone the queen? Can they beat Jenny Myst and grab that title from her? Here at The WaD’s Odds, we say it’ll be close, but no cigar. Jenny has got that title under lock and key, even if they push her hard, like it’s looking.”

“Folks, I’m gonna apologize in advance because my next prediction will be… slightly biased, I would say. But our challenger is one Johnny Legend. And, goddamn, is this man good! He has been captivating the world with his return earlier this year and he is worth the hype. He makes matches big by fuckin’ shrugging. But who’s da champ? Who is he facing for it? IT’S THAT MOTHERFUCKER CHARLIE NICKLES! He disrespected me, my organization! He’s a punk bastard and now other people are trying to run bets, following his example! He loses! He’s two-bit! HE AIN’T SHIT! JOHNNY WILL MURDER YOU, NICKLES!”

“Now, let me compose myself. Catch my breath. Okay. I’m gonna be honest, I had an intern do these next odds because I cannot be fucking bothered to talk about Ned Kaye and neither can the clearly superior Robbie Bourbon. So, if you want a WaD-only prediction, just think of Ned Kaye smooshed into a pancake.”

“Ah, now here’s a good match! I talked shit about Paul Heyman’s client, Thaddeus Duke, last time we were here. And Paulie can still go fuck himself, but Duke showed some true talent going out there and beating Chris Page. Now, he’s got Louis D’ville on his side against Cataclysm. Main and Page have a long history and a dominant tag title reign. It would be foolish, typically, to bet against them. But I’m not underestimating the challengers here. In fact, I think they got it. We predict that Cataclysm finally gets dethroned, but narrowly.”

“Now, the big one! The biggest thing to happen in this company since I started giving out odds again! A battle royal with a plethora of competent challengers. I was wondering real hard how to do these odds, ‘specially since there is ample time for surprise entrants. So, I instead had this ingenious idea: we have four favorites to win the Universal Title here tonight. All of them will have the same (4/1) odds. To those who don’t understand what that means, I’ll translate. THAT’S A FOUR TO ONE PAYOUT, BABY! And I am so confident that one of our four favorites had it, that all other entrants will have (50/1) odds! That’s right! If you think I’m wrong and you’re actually right, you get a FIFTY TO ONE PAYOUT! This is a big chance for big bucks! So thanks for having me in your homes and keep spending that cash, baby!”


OOC: The deadline for bets is going to be 12:00 PM site time on the 29th.(Assuming the show doesn't pop up before then.) All bets should be posted below AND sent to this account to be considered valid. If you don't send the money, but you make a post, don't expect a payout. Also, please don't bet on matches where you have private knowledge of the finish. Happy gambling!

-High Stakes-
Marf(8/1) V. Brian Storm(8/1) V. Kieran Overton(1/2) V. Shawn Wylde(4/1)
Dick Powers(5/1) V. Robert Main(1/5)
Centurion(1/8) V. Nathaniel Idenhaus(8/1)
Lycana(3/1) V. Halocen(3/1) V. Atara Themis(1/3)
Azrael Erebus(1/3) V. "Broken" Oswald Autem(3/1) V. Jim Jimson(3/1)
Thunder Knuckles(1/3) V. Peter Gilmour(3/1) V. Felix Jones(3/1)
Michael Graves(3/1) V. Big D(3/1) V. MeFisto(1/3)
Kenzi Grey(1/2) V. Tula Kealiʻi(2/1)
Ash Quinn(4/1) V. Geri Vayden(4/1) V. Betsy Granger(4/1) V. Jenny Myst(1/4)
Johnny Legend(1/10) V. Charlie Nickles(10/1)
Ned Kaye(5/1) V. Robbie Bourbon(1/5)
Thaddeus Duke and Doctor Louis D'Ville(1/2) V. Cataclysm(2/1)

-Battle Royal Favorites-
James Evans(4/1)
Corey Smith(4/1)
Barney Green(4/1)
Chris Page(4/1)

EVERYONE ELSE IS (50/1)



The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-22-2020

I dont owe u shit Mr wad


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Dick Powers - 11-22-2020

"You're a very bitter and ugly man, Joey."


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-22-2020

Bitter, maybe. Ugly, his mom probably thinks he's fucking handsome. Pays, definitely!


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Ash Quinn - 11-22-2020

Underdog again is no surprise. Still no respect for the ladies and the Shooting Star, even after Lacklan's title reign. 500 on Nickles and 500 on Green


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Marf - 11-22-2020

250 on Halocen, 250 on Ash Quinn and 250 on Nickels.


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Ash Quinn - 11-22-2020

Good on you Sir!!


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Joey Wheel-and-Dealer - 11-22-2020

OOC: Just for some clarification, make sure to click on the [Give Bux] text that you can see under my Reputation to properly send X-Bux to this account. All winnings will be honored, it's just easier to keep track of and conduct properly if the X-Bux are sent to this account. Thanks, guys!


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 11-22-2020

5000 xbux on Duke for the battle royale at 50/1 odds!


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Boris - 11-22-2020

10 million Euros on Boris


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Charlie Nickles - 11-23-2020

"3,000 on myself, old man.

Then 500 on the Duke twat.

Then 500 more on Champ Sportsman.

Then 500 more on Alias."



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-23-2020




Thunder Knuckles looks over the card, he sees Charlie Nickles betting on himself and snickers.


Chump change.


He said under his breath but gets loud enough for the dumb mother fucker to hear.


Hey, Chokey! You better win some of my xbux back you. Don't think I've forgotten.



Thunder Knuckles looks back down at his card and begins filling it out.


Marf(8/1) V. Brian Storm V. Kieran Overton V. Shawn Wylde



Under his breath again.


Fuck it, one thousand xbux


Dick Powers(5/1) V. Robert Main



Robert Main is used to taking dick. Not this Dick, not on that goddamn day. One thousand xbux.


Ash Quinn V. Geri Vayden V. Betsy Granger(4/1) V. Jenny Myst



Yep, with a name like Bets-y, how the hell can you go wrong? One hundred thousand xbux on Besty! They ain't fucking ready.


Thunder Knuckles walks up to Joey Wheel-and-Dealer and hands, The WaD, a wad of xbux with his card.


See you on the fucking thirtieth, Joey.


As Thunder Knuckles is walking away you see him look down at his phone before hitting the "fuck you button". The camera had a good enough position on the phone, itself, to see the name "Jimmy" pop up.



The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Atara Raven - 11-23-2020

10,000 xbux.

Betsy Granger.


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-24-2020

25k on Page or Duke to win the Uni Title


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Corey Smith - 11-26-2020

4000 Bux on Alias winning the Rumble


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Joey Wheel-and-Dealer - 11-28-2020

"Well, fan-fucking-tastic. Ol' Main got ambushed 'fore his match and now my entire odds for that match are in jeopardy! It seems we only one person here bet on that match, but that works out fairly well. TK, if you'd like a refund for your bet on... Richard Powers, then I'll see what I can do. If not, we'll just put your current bet on these revised odds right 'ere."

"Also, Gilly, you can't just pretend like you're making a 50k bet and just not send in the money. See, this is why I'm gonna hire some people to take your fuckin' thumbs! Why stop at 50k if you won't pay now, but you'll demand a payout if you predicted any match correctly? How 'bout you put a million on everybody, Pete!? Sky's the limit when you don't give a shit!"


-Revised X-Title Match Odds-
Dick Powers (1/2) Vs. Reggie Estrada (2/1)



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-28-2020

Let it fucking ride, my dude.



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Charlie Nickles - 11-28-2020

You stupid bitch. I oughta smack you around once more for pissing money away.


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-28-2020

Thunder Knuckles recalls Charlie's bets and scoffs.


Whenever the fuck you want Champ.


Thunder Knuckles gives Charlie the finger and walks away. TK puts in some air pod pros, too expensive for Charlie's four hundred-aire ass.





The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Charlie Nickles - 11-29-2020

608 on Estrada.


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 11-30-2020

Looks like you lost your ass on this show!

Even still...


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re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Jenny Myst - 11-30-2020

[Image: sM0bNS3.gif]

"And for those who didn't bet on me........

[Image: XnwZPmj.jpg]

Next time bet on the Queen.......

Lesson learned.

I forgive you.

JOIN B.O.B!"



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Joey Wheel-and-Dealer - 11-30-2020

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're all laughing now, but I expect crickets from you fucks when I find a way to write this off on the taxes I plan on forging."

-TOP THREE BIGGEST WINNERS-
1. GRAVES - 250,000
2. NICKLES - 56,216
3. KNUCKLES - 8,000



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 11-30-2020

BOB can help with that. BOB, or TK specifically, could also help you straighten out these odds to favor the house AS THEY SHOULD!

JoinBOB!



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - HeavensToBetsy - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 09:04 AM)Jenny Myst Said:
[Image: sM0bNS3.gif]

"And for those who didn't bet on me........

[Image: XnwZPmj.jpg]

Next time bet on the Queen.......

Lesson learned.

I forgive you.

JOIN B.O.B!"

Their bets were on the right chick. You got lucky and managed to escape with your belt... This time.

You can bet your ass it won't happen again.


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-30-2020

What about Gilly?

PLEASE tell me he just SAID he was betting and then didn't actually do it!



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Joey Wheel-and-Dealer - 11-30-2020

"See, that's the beautiful thing about it, Mistah Lane. The WaD's got a great policy to prevent ol' Gilly from just announcing numbers he has no intention of giving prior to the outcome. Here's my policy:"

"No money sent? No money paid. Works every time."



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Jenny Myst - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 10:56 AM)HeavensToBetsy Said:
(11-30-2020, 09:04 AM)Jenny Myst Said:
[Image: sM0bNS3.gif]

"And for those who didn't bet on me........

[Image: XnwZPmj.jpg]

Next time bet on the Queen.......

Lesson learned.

I forgive you.

JOIN B.O.B!"

Their bets were on the right chick. You got lucky and managed to escape with your belt... This time.

You can bet your ass it won't happen again.

If we do, the figure four from the ring post is BANNED


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Addy - 11-30-2020

That was one of the most epic parts!! Well not for your lady parts, but you get it


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - HeavensToBetsy - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 11:21 AM)Jenny Myst Said:
(11-30-2020, 10:56 AM)HeavensToBetsy Said:
(11-30-2020, 09:04 AM)Jenny Myst Said:
[Image: sM0bNS3.gif]

"And for those who didn't bet on me........

[Image: XnwZPmj.jpg]

Next time bet on the Queen.......

Lesson learned.

I forgive you.

JOIN B.O.B!"

Their bets were on the right chick. You got lucky and managed to escape with your belt... This time.

You can bet your ass it won't happen again.

If we do, the figure four from the ring post is BANNED

In that case, I suggest we leave little hidden canister of bullshit out of the equation, too. I know that was meant for me, so let what happened be a message. Tap tap tap.


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Ash Quinn - 11-30-2020

I owe her for the fuckin ankle breaker ladies! We all have beef with the champ. We all have a chance to get back at her let that coochie heal

[Image: AJ-Lee-hot-feet-gif.gif]


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Jenny Myst - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 11:40 AM)Ash Quinn Said: I owe her for the fuckin ankle breaker ladies! We all have beef with the champ. We all have a chance to get back at her let that coochie heal

[Image: AJ-Lee-hot-feet-gif.gif]

It's okay. You hate me cuz you ain't me. But if you all wanna get to know each other better, set up a get together. Have wine, hors d'oeuvres, make popcorn and ya'll can watch as I beat Atara. You all had you're shot, you couldn't get it done.

Don't hunt what you can't kill."


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The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Thaddeus Duke - 11-30-2020

Guess those 50:1 odds benefitted someone.

Not the WaD though.

Dumbass.



re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - HeavensToBetsy - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 11:58 AM)Jenny Myst Said:
(11-30-2020, 11:40 AM)Ash Quinn Said: I owe her for the fuckin ankle breaker ladies! We all have beef with the champ. We all have a chance to get back at her let that coochie heal

[Image: AJ-Lee-hot-feet-gif.gif]

It's okay. You hate me cuz you ain't me. But if you all wanna get to know each other better, set up a get together. Have wine, hors d'oeuvres, make popcorn and ya'll can watch as I beat Atara. You all had you're shot, you couldn't get it done.

Don't hunt what you can't kill."


[Image: J3UCFO9.gif]

Girl, the entire world watched me almost snap you in half. They all watched you tap. I let my own rookie mistake let the prey get away. A mistake I won't make a second time. Atara will finish what I didn't.


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - HeavensToBetsy - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 11:40 AM)Ash Quinn Said: I owe her for the fuckin ankle breaker ladies! We all have beef with the champ. We all have a chance to get back at her let that coochie heal

[Image: AJ-Lee-hot-feet-gif.gif]

And I owe you for distracting the damn referee. Back of the line, sister.


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Atara Raven - 11-30-2020

Owe the champ? I own her.


The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Ash Quinn - 11-30-2020

Whoa I created the damn line skank! I’m not going away any time soon. I don’t see gold around your waist. Themis you may have a contender win but you don’t own shit. I hope she wipes the floor with your holier than thou ass


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - HeavensToBetsy - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 02:18 PM)Ash Quinn Said: Whoa I created the damn line skank! I’m not going away any time soon. I don’t see gold around your waist. Themis you may have a contender win but you don’t own shit. I hope she wipes the floor with your holier than thou ass

You didn't create shit, half-wit. Except the distraction that cost me the title. I would have gold around my waist, if it wasn't in part because of you. Atara has this in the bag. You're in the back of the line and I'm right behind Atty. Get used to coming in last, little bit.


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - Ash Quinn - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 04:51 PM)HeavensToBetsy Said:
(11-30-2020, 02:18 PM)Ash Quinn Said: Whoa I created the damn line skank! I’m not going away any time soon. I don’t see gold around your waist. Themis you may have a contender win but you don’t own shit. I hope she wipes the floor with your holier than thou ass

You didn't create shit, half-wit. Except the distraction that cost me the title. I would have gold around my waist, if it wasn't in part because of you. Atara has this in the bag. You're in the back of the line and I'm right behind Atty. Get used to coming in last, little bit.

Oh you and this whole place has no idea what I’m capable of dear heart. Trust me before January you’re gonna know all about this little bit. Keep talking if it makes you sleep better at night, Betsy. I underestimated you once, but you’ve played your hand now girl.


re:The WaD's Odds - High Stakes 2020 - HeavensToBetsy - 11-30-2020

(11-30-2020, 05:38 PM)Ash Quinn Said:
(11-30-2020, 04:51 PM)HeavensToBetsy Said:
(11-30-2020, 02:18 PM)Ash Quinn Said: Whoa I created the damn line skank! I’m not going away any time soon. I don’t see gold around your waist. Themis you may have a contender win but you don’t own shit. I hope she wipes the floor with your holier than thou ass

You didn't create shit, half-wit. Except the distraction that cost me the title. I would have gold around my waist, if it wasn't in part because of you. Atara has this in the bag. You're in the back of the line and I'm right behind Atty. Get used to coming in last, little bit.

Oh you and this whole place has no idea what I’m capable of dear heart. Trust me before January you’re gonna know all about this little bit. Keep talking if it makes you sleep better at night, Betsy. I underestimated you once, but you’ve played your hand now girl.

I've played but one of my hands. I could show you all my hands and you still wouldn't be able to beat me. Come at me one on one. You'll fare no better than you did last night.