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Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-16-2020
Charlie sits atop a golden staircase in his hospital gown. The bright blue sky behind him is as clear as Charlie's never-dying love for Sarah Lacklan. The midday sun is wearing sunglasses. Those sunglasses happen to have dollar sign plastic clippings over the frame. Very cool!
"Some folks have been whispering, oh yes they've been whispering, saying ol' Charlie is going to get run down at the biggest pay per view event of the year. Saying that ol' Charlie is going to get out worked, overwhelmed, fold under the pressure, disappear when the lights get bright."
Charlie shook his head from side to side indicating his disagreement with the notion.
"Weelllll folks it's time to nut up or shut up. Place your bets. Put your money on the line. Who do you got, in the biggest showdown of the decade? Nickles -VEE- Lacklan! Step right up, folks! Place your bets!"
Charlie gestured for the wrestlers backstage to come join him on the golden staircase.
"Some folks have been whispering, oh yes they've been whispering, saying ol' Charlie is going to get run down at the biggest pay per view event of the year. Saying that ol' Charlie is going to get out worked, overwhelmed, fold under the pressure, disappear when the lights get bright."
Charlie shook his head from side to side indicating his disagreement with the notion.
"Weelllll folks it's time to nut up or shut up. Place your bets. Put your money on the line. Who do you got, in the biggest showdown of the decade? Nickles -VEE- Lacklan! Step right up, folks! Place your bets!"
Charlie gestured for the wrestlers backstage to come join him on the golden staircase.
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Hanari Carnes - 09-16-2020
Flipping an apple in the air a couple times, Hanari pulls it down and takes a bite.
"Oyie, chico, we're talking money? Now we're talking. Being the wealthy entrepreneur I am, but also the business man I am, I will partake in this. Nothing wrong with a little friendly betting, eh?"
He takes another bite of the apple.
"25,000 Xbux on Sarah. An additional ten if she makes you submit, chico. Since, ya know, submissions are my thing."
He takes another bite of the apple.
"Does anyone wanna match this offer?"
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-16-2020
"Ohhhhh CHICO, you're far too wise to not know how this works. What odds do you want? What's the spread, CHICO?"
Nut The Fuck Up - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-16-2020
"Ok 1st stop stalking me and hounding the living F outta me boy. I ain't having that. We clear? You keep my name out that mout of yers. I saw yer stupid other comment!"
"Ok 2nd how's it betting when we know who wins? Pretty sure this is illegal somehow, shitpants."
"3rd I recommend you leave JPL out of this. Seriously WTF buddeh, that's friggin weak."
"Now focus on my client. Not on me, not on stupid bets and not on her daddeh!"
Nut The Fuck Up - Robert "The Omega" Main - 09-16-2020
" All my xbux on our Champion!"
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-16-2020
(09-16-2020, 07:26 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main Said: " All my xbux on our Champion!"
"You're on, roach!"
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Hanari Carnes - 09-16-2020
(09-16-2020, 07:26 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main Said: " All my xbux on our Champion!"
"Now we're talking, holmes. That's the spirit!"
Nut The Fuck Up - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-17-2020
5000 on sarah!
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-17-2020
(09-17-2020, 12:56 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: 5000 on sarah!
"You put the L in legend, Gilly."
Nut The Fuck Up - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-17-2020
hey if u somehow beat her u earn my respect ok
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Madison Dyson - 09-17-2020
Let's let it ride.
50,000 on Charlie
Nut The Fuck Up - Ash Quinn - 09-17-2020
I don't have a whole lot but I'm all in Charles gets his grimy ass haqnded to him
Nut The Fuck Up - Chris Page - 09-22-2020
“Okay, can we stop pretending this is going to be “the biggest showdown of the decade” and call it like it is. Lacklan destroys Charlie. Period.
... makes no goddamn sense that’s actually a statement.”
re:Nut The Fuck Up - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-22-2020
See this is why we need a strong third party candidate!
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-22-2020
(09-22-2020, 01:28 AM)CCP Said: “Okay, can we stop pretending this is going to be “the biggest showdown of the decade” and call it like it is. Lacklan destroys Charlie. Period.
... makes no goddamn sense that’s actually a statement.”
"Why not put your money where your mouth is, little man?"
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-22-2020
(09-22-2020, 10:26 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: See this is why we need a strong third party candidate!
GILLY FOR PRESIDENT!!!
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Shawn Warstein - 09-23-2020
(09-22-2020, 02:48 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:(09-22-2020, 10:26 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: See this is why we need a strong third party candidate!
GILLY FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I’d rather vote for Trump
Nut The Fuck Up - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-24-2020
melania trump can suck my dick ;)
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-24-2020
"If she can even find it...."
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 09-24-2020
Putting down 10,000 Xbux that this is NOT the showdown of the decade, even bet.
To be settled 9/24/2030.
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Ash Quinn - 09-24-2020
(09-24-2020, 12:31 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: melania trump can suck my dick ;)
This is why we can't have nice things! It would be Charlie's luck he would look down and Michelle Obama would be slobberin' on his tiny knob.
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Thunder Knuckles™ - 09-24-2020
Charlie, I don't play about xbux. You have been warned. With that out of the way, I'm willing to put a wager on this match. FIFTY THOUSAND XBUX on your current Universal Champion.
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-25-2020
(09-24-2020, 08:28 AM)Thunder Knuckles™ Said:Charlie, I don't play about xbux. You have been warned. With that out of the way, I'm willing to put a wager on this match. FIFTY THOUSAND XBUX on your current Universal Champion.
"You better get that check ready, midcarder."
Nut The Fuck Up - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-26-2020
i dont do democracts miss ash ;)
Nut The Fuck Up - Ash Quinn - 09-27-2020
Good thing I am Scottish then! I can't vote and wouldn't touch you with a 30 ft pole.
Nut The Fuck Up - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-27-2020
Good thing I dont drink scotch 😉😉
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Ash Quinn - 09-27-2020
I guess it's a good thing I won't touch PBR!! These lips only touch the finest of beverages
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Thunder Knuckles™ - 09-27-2020
Oh, Charlie. You have that FIFTY THOUSAND xbux? I hate to be that guy but you can't just take a mid-carders word.
Thunder Knuckles smiles because he doesn't give a shit about being that guy.
I'll wait.
Thunder Knuckles smiles because he doesn't give a shit about being that guy.
I'll wait.
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Charlie Nickles - 09-27-2020
(09-27-2020, 07:55 PM)Thunder Knuckles™ Said:Oh, Charlie. You have that FIFTY THOUSAND xbux? I hate to be that guy but you can't just take a mid-carders word.
Thunder Knuckles smiles because he doesn't give a shit about being that guy.
I'll wait.
"All tapped out, bub. Bankrupt, whatever. The lawyer said that means I don't got to pay you SHIT!"
re:Nut The Fuck Up - Thunder Knuckles™ - 09-27-2020
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Thunder Knuckles smiles at broke ass Charlie, shakes his head, and walks away.
Nut The Fuck Up - Ash Quinn - 09-28-2020
Where’s my money ya nasty lil thing. I dare you to swing on me again you should have known the champ would beat your ass boyo