David crunches loudly on chips.


"Wow. And people say I'm dumb. You think you're a dog and went and shot up a random gas station. Somehow managing to shoot up the wrong one. There's not that many gas stations in Smithfield, Utah. There's only two. On top of that, I'm not even in Smithfield, stupid. So you drove all that way for nothing. Gosh, you're such an idiot but that should have been obvious, even before you drove to Utah, what with all the drug use. Only morons poison their bodies with drugs, Lil W. Drugs are bad. Loser."