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Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - Corey Smith - 01-18-2020
Hey Sarah, it's me, Universal Champion The Engineer.
Hoooo boy, KICKASS promo. You sure schooled the SHIT out of Corey. But I just wanted to check in and make sure you were okay too. You seemed to talk a lot about a dead kid who wasn't even in the match. Now, I know grief can sometimes come out in weird ways, so I just wanted to check in and let you know that I am safe to talk to anytime you want. You seemed a little bit confused, talking about Corey being the Universal Champion and such too. I wouldn't want this tremendous sense of loss you are feeling to distract you from the mighty challenge the Sick Cunts pose in that big main event match.
I'm here for you, girl!
XOXOXOXO (in a platonic way, of course!)
Sincerely,
ENGY!
re:Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-18-2020
Whoo, glad you finally dropped all the sizism malarkey, how else would you be able to look past me at someone who isn't even fighting you.
Kenzi, Sarah, pay no attention to the drama queen. I do indeed eat clams like a champ, along with all manner of shellfish, and that's not a euphemism for cunnilingus or anything gross. Best of luck to you both and to Fuzz and Noah.
Welp, I got a show to steal. TTFN!
re:Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - Corey Smith - 01-19-2020
(01-18-2020, 11:42 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Whoo, glad you finally dropped all the sizism malarkey, how else would you be able to look past me at someone who isn't even fighting you.
Kenzi, Sarah, pay no attention to the drama queen. I do indeed eat clams like a champ, along with all manner of shellfish, and that's not a euphemism for cunnilingus or anything gross. Best of luck to you both and to Fuzz and Noah.
Welp, I got a show to steal. TTFN!
.....
.....are you drunk?
re:Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-19-2020
Say, I was wondering when you'd grasp at that particular straw!
re:Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 01-20-2020
Robbie only drinks Muscle Milk these days, Engy. The XWF rehab program is top of the line! We saved Ghost Tank from his eating disorder, Barney from his tranny addiction, and even managed to perform an intervention on Noah Jackson before his jeans got TOO skinny.
Let Madison know there's nothing we can really do for being addicted to the smell of Nazi wang though, dude.
re:Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-20-2020
(01-20-2020, 07:23 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Robbie only drinks Muscle Milk these days, Engy. The XWF rehab program is top of the line! We saved Ghost Tank from his eating disorder, Barney from his tranny addiction, and even managed to perform an intervention on Noah Jackson before his jeans got TOO skinny.
Let Madison know there's nothing we can really do for being addicted to the smell of Nazi wang though, dude.
My LDL numbers are only slightly elevated!
re:Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - Corey Smith - 01-20-2020
She DOES love a good fascist dicking!
re:Just checking on Sarah Lacklan! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-20-2020
Well every time I met a dick of a fascist, they were fucked.
Except Dyson. I like attractive women, funny Madison didn't make the cut, considering who you did find to talk about my dick.