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Dear Pip Collins - Atara Raven - 11-17-2019

Shortly after Savage Saturday Night, a hand written letter is delivered to the desk of play by play commentator Pip Collins.

Dearest Pip,

I would like to thank you for being the beacon of professionalism the XWF sorely needs. Your unbiased approach to the commentating table is the standard your colleagues should immolate. Please remind Ms. Halliwell there is a reason she's heard and not seen. Further disparaging remarks about my person may result in her sharing an ambulance with Ms. Hart to have their mouths sewn shut.

Yours Truly
- Atara Themis



re:Dear Pip Collins - Madison Dyson - 11-18-2019

Oh wah wah, an announcer said something mean about me. You realize that's like, THEIR JOB, right? Are you that thin skinned?

Fuckin' millenials man.



re:Dear Pip Collins - Tommy Wish - 11-18-2019

(11-18-2019, 05:02 AM)Madison Dyson Said: Oh wah wah, an announcer said something mean about me. You realize that's like, THEIR JOB, right? Are you that thin skinned?

Fuckin' millenials man.

Let her be Dyson, she know how it is to be bullied around these parts... in fact, how about you take that millenials bs elsewhere.


re:Dear Pip Collins - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-18-2019

Pip is a scholar and a gentleman! He is a leader and an example to anyone who would ever want to be in the announce booth. Love you, Pip!


re:Dear Pip Collins - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-18-2019

Real quick though, I don't think ANYONE on our staff should immolate. That's dangerous!


Dear Pip Collins - Atara Raven - 11-18-2019

Good point. Emulate perhaps.


re:Dear Pip Collins - Atara Raven - 11-18-2019

(11-18-2019, 05:02 AM)Madison Dyson Said: Oh wah wah, an announcer said something mean about me. You realize that's like, THEIR JOB, right? Are you that thin skinned?

Fuckin' millenials man.

Dear Madison,

Hitler's macaroni art was shit and Trump has tiny hands. Need I say more?

Shut up Boomer.


re:Dear Pip Collins - Madison Dyson - 11-18-2019

Trump's hands are as manly as they are vericose!

You want a piece of me, pretty pretty princess? Step up after Lethal Lottery. I'll meet you on any fuckin' show you want. Barbie ass motherfucker....



re:Dear Pip Collins - Atara Raven - 11-18-2019

Add another pretty to princess and you can name the show, Dove.


re:Dear Pip Collins - Madison Dyson - 11-18-2019

Christ, you're so dumb you can't even accept an advantage when it's offered. The hairspray's supposed to go on your hair love, not up your nose.

Savage. I pick Savage.



Dear Pip Collins - Atara Raven - 11-18-2019

I'm pretty sure I said you could decide if you added another pretty to princess. Simple instructions, keep up.