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Donkey Dick - "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler - 10-09-2019
On top of a short haired Donkey BWP charges the reigning X-Treme Champion with a barbwire wrapped wooden baseball bat. Not just any baseball bat, but a Babe Ruth signed baseball bat. Up to speeds approximately around five miles per hour, Bearded War Pig keeps kicking the side of his Jackass trying to gain a couple more miles per hour.
"Onward my gallant steed!"
Smack!
BWP's autographed Babe Ruth barbwire baseball bat splinters across the back of Fuzz's head tumbling him over like a dried out tumble weed on a western plain. Chuckling aloud from the sight of blood and flesh exploding from the Champion's skull. Quickly, BWP guides his Ass to the fallen Champ.
"Sit Pedro!"
Pig commands, Pedro the donkey obeys and sits right across Fuzz's chest. Pedro's dick flops across his face. Unsnapping a saddle bag a midget referee pops out and begins the three count.
1...
2...
3?!?!?!?
Donkey Dick - Shawn Warstein - 10-09-2019
Man PTSD hit you hard didn’t it? Well either way.
Kickout
Donkey Dick - "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler - 10-09-2019
Pig is flung from ontop his steed hard and fast. Crash landing in some dying looking bush. Quickly combat rolling out of the bush with a snub nose .357. BWP places the two inch barrel in Pedro's ear and gently squeezes the trigger. Ass brain matter splatters on Fuzz.
"You have no fucking idea bub!"
Pig walks off in the sunset like some western cowboy hero.