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TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Archie Lawson - 06-09-2013
Oh Chris I do care... The ratings will rocket through the roof when the fans get to see Tony Santos put through torture.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Neonero - 06-09-2013
Whoa Archie, excuse a wednesdayarian for besmirching your little ratings contest here, but I have to ask you, how long was that suit in your attic before you dug it out? It looks like the starch has actually developed sentience.
I ask not to mock, but in the name of science.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Archie Lawson - 06-09-2013
It seems as though my hands on approach is bothering some of you? If you have an issue, I warn you not to mock but instead confront.
Mocking my suit? Really? This is why you are competing on the petty Warfare and not on the brilliant Shove It. Fool.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Neonero - 06-09-2013
I had a feeling you'd take my question to heart, dear Archibald. Here, have a sachet of sugar. I swiped it from the canteen, it might get your blood sugar levels going again. At the very least it'll put a little pep in your demeanour for a few minutes. The dour old lady routine isn't doing great for the ratings.
Hey, I'm only thinking of you, take it or leave it.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Archie Lawson - 06-09-2013
Listen here and listen good. You are clearly deluded if you believe that I am an old man who needs to keep his sugar levels up, and you are clearly deluded if you think that the opinion of someone who proclaims that he is insane is going to bother me. The show will be one to remember, what could be bigger than seeing Mr Satellite defend his championship in a steel cage for the first time?
As the champion said, isn't it fortunate that you would join the debate after a decision has already been made. A clear act of a coward.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Neonero - 06-09-2013
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto. Being told I sound like a dictionary by, essentially, a robot which should already contain a spellchecker and in turn dictionary by default, well, I'll take that as my compliment for the day. Thank you for bringing a little sunshine to the Inane one, dear Satty.
As for you Archibald, don't go adding s's to my moniker, that's uncalled for and hurtful.
And, in response to your question, what would be bigger? I don't know, maybe doing it a second time on Pay Per View? You know the audience would be up, the gate would be up, and the income would be through the roof. You did ask.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Archie Lawson - 06-09-2013
You believe you are so intelligent with your ludicrous answers. There is no need for your worthless opinions to be flooding and corrupting the brains of people who actually matter.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - CM Punk - 06-09-2013
Whoever called Archie "John Austin" is dead wrong..
I can stay awake when Archie speaks
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Neonero - 06-09-2013
Insane and ludicrous. A corruptor. Someone who does not matter.
Lawson, you may not realise it, but your words hold a great deal of weight. And you hold a position of power. When you attack men such as myself for no reason other than a scientifically motivated question about starch, you publically bring yourself, your name, and the XWF its very self into disrepute. If this barrage of offensive words continues I may be forced to go down the legal route.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - CM Punk - 06-09-2013
Because taking the legal route has worked out so well in every other scenario ever, right?
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Neonero - 06-09-2013
This, Punk, is a matter of principle damn your eyes!
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Archie Lawson - 06-09-2013
My words hold a great deal of weight. This is why I am honest...
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Neonero - 06-09-2013
Since Archibald shows no sign of remorse, I'm left with only one course of action.
As for you Satty, it's cute that you feel the need to remind us what the robot does, as if I didn't just say what it was. I get the feeling you just wanted the opportunity to 'kind of in the third person' compliment yourself, which is great, more power to you. I'm all for keeping the spirits up when I interact with cripples.
RE: TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - CM Punk - 06-09-2013
(06-09-2013, 12:04 PM)Neonero Said: This, Punk, is a matter of principle damn your eyes!
This is a matter of a washed up superstar, who got his little feelings hurt by such little words.
Good thing they weren't sticks and stones, ey?
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Neonero - 06-09-2013
Just because you don't understand me, Punk, doesnt mean you suddenly took a few steps up the totem pole and have the cojones to criticise me. Don't go tempting me to teach you about pipebombs again, because next time I have to bring one for you it will be a real one and it wont be shoved up your arse, it'll be down your windpipe so I can watch you choke before your head explodes.
Know your place.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Archie Lawson - 06-09-2013
Know your place. You even said so yourself, the opinion of someone who was not willing to compete on the very special edition of Shove It, need not state opinion in regards to my show.
RE: TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - CM Punk - 06-09-2013
(06-09-2013, 12:19 PM)Neonero Said: Just because you don't understand me, Punk, doesnt mean you suddenly took a few steps up the totem pole and have the cojones to criticise me. Don't go tempting me to teach you about pipebombs again, because next time I have to bring one for you it will be a real one and it wont be shoved up your arse, it'll be down your windpipe so I can watch you choke before your head explodes.Punk looks around, no sight of Neonero.
Know your place.
He looks up, no sight of Neonero.
He looks below him.. Ahh, there he is!
RE: TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 06-09-2013
(06-09-2013, 12:45 PM)CM Punk Said:(06-09-2013, 12:19 PM)Neonero Said: Just because you don't understand me, Punk, doesnt mean you suddenly took a few steps up the totem pole and have the cojones to criticise me. Don't go tempting me to teach you about pipebombs again, because next time I have to bring one for you it will be a real one and it wont be shoved up your arse, it'll be down your windpipe so I can watch you choke before your head explodes.Punk looks around, no sight of Neonero.
Know your place.
He looks up, no sight of Neonero.
He looks below him.. Ahh, there he is!
Oooh shnap he laid it down like a dong on the table for the nooner.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - TheXtremist"Bryce" - 06-09-2013
it should be me, do I have an explanation, no. I find it stupid that I should have a reason for why I deserve a title shot, the answer is plain and simple, nobody deserves a title shot, they have to earn a title shot, and I believe I have payed my dews
RE: TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - Tony Santos - 06-09-2013
(06-09-2013, 02:19 PM)TheXtremist"Bryce Said: it should be me, do I have an explanation, no. I find it stupid that I should have a reason for why I deserve a title shot, the answer is plain and simple, nobody deserves a title shot, they have to earn a title shot, and I believe I have payed my dews
Santos: How many Dews, exactly? I bought a bottle a day as a kid, and that lasted for a good five or six years, so I probably have you beat.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - TheXtremist"Bryce" - 06-10-2013
first off, I am 21 years of age (in-character) so I don't need my mother.
Secondly, what is the most hardcore match you've been in, I guarentee you I've been in worse
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 06-10-2013
Luca walks up behind Bryce and taps him on the shoulder.
"Who cares?"
Luca then disappears faster than the hopes that his mother has finally found the father.
TV Title Shot - Convince me. (for the special June 15th Shove It) - CM Punk - 06-10-2013
Fuck it, because penis. There, did I win the title match?
No? Did I at least relieve the tension in here?