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Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-11-2019
The scene opens inside Vic Vinegar's master bedroom. Vic wearing a leopard print robe stands in front of the camera applying chapstick to his soft lips. He smacks his lips and looks at the video scope with a pout.
"Sup sisters."
"My name is Vic Vinegar, manager and sugar daddy of 5 time UWF Tag Team Champions, 3 time XWC Tag Team Champions, Longest reigning Tag Champs of UIWF, voted CWC Team of the Year in 2017 and all-around THE baddest pair of bitches y'all mother fuckers have ever laid your eyes upon."
"Salt and Pepper."
"In short for y'all, these bois are nothin' to fuck wit and we are here to make thangs ＦＡＢＵＬＯＵＳ and take over this weak as shit excuse y'all call a tag team division. I bet any money that not one single team could match up to the excellence, the beauty and extravagance that is Salt and Pepper. My boi Afton Pepper is quicker than Kevin Spacey denying allegations. I gurantee that he can run circles around any of you lame ass hoes; and once he's done parading on your ass like it's Mardi Gras, one kick from him and it is lights out. Brother is like Seabiscuit! Speed, style and power in those toned legs AND nigga can pull off purple siqiouns like it's nobodies business."
"Now my other man, one Frederic Saltzman is SO technically proficient they renamed Stu Hart's Dungeon the Salt Mine, y'know what I'm saying? He can make a straight man bend, in more ways than one, sugar. He is THE mat wrestling QUEEN! And he has been slammin' bitches down for so long he has made it an art form. Call my nigga Picasso of the ring!"
"And together, they form THE greatest tag team to ever grace the squared circle. No one, and I mean NOT A SINGLE HOE, has accomplished as much as these two bitches! Now we're here, we queer and we ready to dominate any bitches that DARE step up! That goes for those lame ass Tag Team Champions, y'all got representing you."
"We in XWF, niggas. Where you at?"
With that Vic gives a flourished wave and signs off.
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Lacklan - 06-11-2019
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Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-11-2019
"You in a team, ho?"
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Lacklan - 06-11-2019
Many 😮
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-11-2019
"Cool, so my bois will see your fat ass along with your imaginary friends in the tourney."
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Corey Smith - 06-11-2019
I for one welcome our new flamboyant overlords. Yaaaaas queens, get it!
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-11-2019
"Now that's what I like to see! A welcome, a bit of humor and sense of humanity! Don't need no rude ass bitch act all saucy instead of stepping up to the plate. It's not hard niggas."
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Lacklan - 06-11-2019
(06-11-2019, 02:52 PM)Lux Said: I for one welcome our new flamboyant overlords. Yaaaaas queens, get it!
Ugh. You are SUCH a suck up. Insert eyeroll2.gif
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Corey Smith - 06-11-2019
(06-11-2019, 06:37 PM)Lacklan Said:(06-11-2019, 02:52 PM)Lux Said: I for one welcome our new flamboyant overlords. Yaaaaas queens, get it!
Ugh. You are SUCH a suck up. Insert eyeroll2.gif
Hey, we could use some diversity around here! It's been pretty lilly white for a while, you know....
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Lacklan - 06-11-2019
(06-11-2019, 07:08 PM)Lux Said: It's been pretty lilly white for a while, you know....
Lavender, sweetie.
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-12-2019
"Bitch you is under arrest for killing this conversation. Don't go correcting that boy with the beautiful eyebrows, he said lilly white like your cracker ass slave owning grandparents and don't go arguing with me on this. I can smell old money a mile away and bitch you reek. Now you found Mr. Snuffleupagus to team up with and step up or you too busy cracking lame jokes?"
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Lacklan - 06-12-2019
(06-12-2019, 08:35 AM)Vic Vinegar Said: DER I SAY THINGS WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING YET ISN'T THAT FUNNY HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE ME YET
The family money is indeed VERY old, but from the Bibles portion of the Triangle Trade, tyvm.
And while I appreciate your enthusiasm, I am afraid that your Boston Bruiser is showing 🤔
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-12-2019
"Where 👏 is 👏 your 👏 team 👏 bitch?" 👏
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Lacklan - 06-12-2019
(06-12-2019, 09:52 AM)Vic Vinegar Said: HELLO MY NAME IS RAIN
The date of the tournament hasn't even been announced yet 😂
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-12-2019
(06-12-2019, 10:21 AM)Lacklan Said: Man, I love saying other people's names and getting salty af at a dude who just walked in for not knowing me at all, with this stick so far up my ass I may as well be a pogo stick. Oh and I thought this was funny so I did it a second time 😂 haha I should have been aborted!
"You dumb bitch I ain't asking about when the tourney starts, I'm asking to see these 'many' teams your insufferable ass is in. You keep acting like a bitch and I wanna make sure you back shit up instead of flaking out, ho."
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Mastermind - 06-12-2019
"Welcome Vic. I want to give you a good old kiwi welcome aboard to the XWF. I's good to see you liven the place up and give Queen Sarah a run for her money. Don't get me wrong, she's awesome and all that but she needs someone like you guys to keep her in check. Anyway welcome,"
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-12-2019
"Sup homie, you talk weird but I'm glad to see this place isn't full of dumb bitches. You got a team man? I'm here to scout shit but y'all seem to be ducking me."
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Mastermind - 06-12-2019
"It's probably because I'm from New Zealand that you think I talk weird. No I don't have a tag team partner as I'm a loner and don't trust too many people, only trust a certain few but even then I have to be weary. So I won't be in the tournament, but you never quite know, do you."
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-12-2019
"Maaan, y'all have trust issues or some shit here? Do we need a group therapy session so you guys can form a few bonds and teams? How the fuck you bitches gonna have a tag team tournament with no tag teams? Tsk, even the tag champs seem uninterested in this shit."
Vic shakes his head, being careful not to disturb the hair he just got did.
Y'all bitches weak! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-12-2019
just what this place needs. more fags..
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Corey Smith - 06-13-2019
(06-12-2019, 10:27 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: just what this place needs. more fags..
Relax Peter, I'm sure they don't want to touch your dick.
Y'all bitches weak! - Afton Pepper - 06-13-2019
That's right Mr.Gilmour. We're here. We're queer and you're all in the clear. Time to come out of the closet sweetie. S&P will protect you from the big bad straight boys.
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Tommy Wish - 06-13-2019
A bunch of cocky queers, I like that shit. Glimour, this is why you are suck closed minded fuckboi, I wouldn't be surprised if the Ruler of X-Treme has some male fans who are in the same league as Salt N Pepper.
Maybe you'd need their protection, after I beat the breaks off your dome, boi.
Welcome to the land of the free, Salt-N-Pepper, I hope you stay and make the tag division fabulous.
Y'all bitches weak! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-13-2019
I got gay fans.. Just keep them away from me heh
re:Y'all bitches weak! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 06-13-2019
Mister Pepper... or is is Doctor? My bad, I'm terrible with titles...
Anyway, where's your partner, dude? Are you the top?
Y'all bitches weak! - Shawn Warstein - 06-13-2019
Dammit Vinnie.... you can’t just come out and ask questions like that..... it sets a bad precedent. I mean if you’re sir worried about that then maybe we should have a few questions about what you do in your spare time. I don’t care who is on top, or bottom. Bottom line is welcome aboard, just ignore Pete, and eventually Vinnie won’t ask you stupid questions.
re:Y'all bitches weak! - El Príncipe - 06-13-2019
Klaus Alfssen stood in the doorway, smirking at the situation unfolding before him, before clearing his throat and stepping inside the room.
"You know, aside from some of this snootiness... you guys seem rather colourful, to say the least. My client's coming back after a rough patch earlier in the year and, Mr... Pepper, was it? From what was hyped about you, you would make an excellent match-up for El Príncipe - you two seem like you're cut from the same cloth, after all. What say you, for, oh... the July 3rd Warfare?"
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-13-2019
"Oh boy I got a lot to catch up on. First off, thank you all for the warm welcomes. Even that bitch trapped in the closet who likes to tell people to suck his dick. You can tell that boi went to one of those Christian camps. Mr. Lane don't you worry about my nigga Salt, he will make his fabulous entrance when the time is right, let's just say he arrives late to parties. It's all good, baby. El Principe's boy, I'll have you know my man does NOT like to work solo, I ain't running a myfreecams shit, I manage a duo, naw mean? So if you can find a partner for that white ferroro rocher you carrying around, we can do this. You find one in time for the tourney, all the better."
"And finally, Afton you don't need to lower yourself down to these peons level, baby girl. I'll degrade myself so you can sit pretty, worrying about bigger thangs."
re:Y'all bitches weak! - El Príncipe - 06-13-2019
(06-13-2019, 09:01 AM)Vic Vinegar Said: "El Principe's boy, I'll have you know my man does NOT like to work solo, I ain't running a myfreecams shit, I manage a duo, naw mean? So if you can find a partner for that white ferroro rocher you carrying around, we can do this. You find one in time for the tourney, all the better."
Klaus merely sighed and shook his head, that smirk still painted on his face.
"Very well then. It doesn't matter who my client gets booked with - it can be anyone from Gilmour, Mastermind, Lux or even that Queen girl over there. Perhaps management can choose whoever the hell else they want. Hell, make it a handicap match if need be. But, this match, rest assured, I'm interested in."
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-13-2019
"Oh sweetie, trust me your sweet little baby does NOT want to get spit roasted by my queens. However, I admire your determination on this matter. We'll see if we can make something happen."
re:Y'all bitches weak! - Fredric Saltzman - 06-13-2019
(06-11-2019, 07:39 AM)Lacklan Said:
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That’s me sashaying right past the petty bullshit before stopping in front of the belle of the backwater
”Oh babydoll is in her feelings already. Did the scarlet trickle make a surprise appearance?
”Take two of these and call...”I examine this poor girl’s fit”...yourself a cab to take you back to the Dollar General where you picked up this little ensemble and slap whoever let you walk out of the store looking like that, sweety.”
Y'all bitches weak! - Vic Vinegar - 06-13-2019
Vic blows kisses as Salt runway struts like a damn boss.
"Fashionably late as always and entering in a most fabulous way!"
He looks to the rest of y'all.
"What I tell you niggas!"
"What 👏 did 👏 I 👏 tell 👏 you 👏 niggas?" 👏