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SHINNY - EDWARD THE GREAT - 04-30-2019
Edward see’s Mastermind browsing through the midget tranny porn section of a local adult book store from across the street at Dairy Queen. A determined look befalls Edward as he takes one final lick of his double decker chocolate ice cream cone before tossing it to the ground and sprinting towards the bookstore.
Once inside, Edward aggressively declares.
YOU NOT DESERVE SHINNY! EDWARD TAKE NOW!
Before Mastermind can so much as turn around, Edward pounces him, tacking him to the ground and beating him into submission with brutal hammer fist to the back of his head!
Edward then hops to his feet and grabs MM by the waist, deadlifting him into a skull crushing german suplex through one of the display shelves!
Edward hooks the leg!
1!
2!
Wait a minute!
That’s not Mastermind, that’s Mingermind!
DOH!
Edward, upon realizing this, is feeling pretty bummed.
Luckily he notices a familar face walk by the shop.
Edward rushes out the door, knocking the employee who tried to stand in his way on his ass in the process.
EDWARD WANT SHINNY!
MM turns just in time to take the full impact of a devastating spear!
Edward hammer fist MM just like before, only this time the shots are directly to the face!
And he doesn’t stop..
Until MM’s face is nothing but mush!
Edward then sits on MM’s lifeless body and eats an apple as the referee counts!
1!
2!
SHINNY - Noah Jackson - 04-30-2019
I show up on the scene duct taping barb wire around my body.
"G'day cunts, Noah Jackson here to make Mastermind's boring as fuck kick outs more interesting. Let's wait and see how this piece of shit kiwi disappoints everyone today!"
I finish covering myself head to toe in barb wire and wait for that stupid cunt Mastermind to attack me for no reason, only for him to injure himself.
re:SHINNY - Mastermind - 04-30-2019
KICK OUT
Mastermind gets to his feet first, grabs EDWARD and sends him crashing through a shop window. He walks in after him and sends him crashing outside the shop through another window.
He then delivers not 1, not 2 but 3 DDT'S. He then gets up and is given a face cloth to wipe all of the blood from his face by one of his aides.
The aide then gives Mastermind the apple which he mashes into pieces and he drops it all over the body of Edward.
He is then given the Double Decket Chocolate Ice Cream cone which Edward had been eating earlier. He lets the remainder of it melt all over Edward.
He then places the note on top of Edward.
NOTE Said:KICK OUT VICTIM: #27 - EDWARD
Before walking away Mastermind looks down at Edward.
"The shiny belt belongs to Mastermind."
Mastermind walks away smirking his infamous smirk.