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SSGL - Roxy Cotton - 02-26-2019
Oh, great, Sarah's here. Yay.
I'm sure it will be amazing the whole time and nothing annoying or terrible will happen.
Vinnie, she can't have her Legion here right? Or her, like, entire stupid family? That's in the contract right?
Anyway, yay for besties.
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-26-2019
Hey dude you know what I always say... the more the merrier! I hear those folks up in Maine buy TONS of merch if it has her face on it.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
LOTS of people buy TONS of merch if my face is on it. Maybe I can show Roxy what that is like? 🤔
re:SSGL - Roxy Cotton - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 07:02 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Hey dude you know what I always say... the more the merrier! I hear those folks up in Maine buy TONS of merch if it has her face on it.
You have literally never said that ever and you even told me you'd be happy if we had nobody here except Drezdin and that one biker guy from 2017.
They buy her merch because they HAVE to by law. You think people want replica wheelchairs???
re:SSGL - Roxy Cotton - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 07:07 AM)Lacklan Said: LOTS of people buy TONS of merch if my face is on it. Maybe I can show Roxy what that is like? 🤔
Can't see your emoji thanks to your dumb Windows Phone.
re:SSGL - Dolly Waters - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 07:11 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: you even told me you'd be happy if we had nobody here except Drezdin and that one biker guy from 2017.
Long live the Outlaw!
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 07:14 AM)Dolly Waters Said:(02-26-2019, 07:11 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: you even told me you'd be happy if we had nobody here except Drezdin and that one biker guy from 2017.
Long live the Outlaw!
I miss him every day, dude.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
Yeah...um....bored now? Can we get back to talking about how awesome I am? Thanx.
re:SSGL - Roxy Cotton - 02-26-2019
And so it begins...
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
Literally just updated all my info on here to show how badass I am 🤩
re:SSGL - Roxy Cotton - 02-26-2019
I have a headache already.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
Love you too, bb
re:SSGL - drezdin5788 - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 09:30 AM)Lacklan Said: Yeah...um....bored now? Can we get back to talking about how awesome I am? Thanx.Satan is better then you
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-26-2019
DREZ!!! What's up my man?
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 09:52 AM)drezdin5788 Said:(02-26-2019, 09:30 AM)Lacklan Said: Yeah...um....bored now? Can we get back to talking about how awesome I am? Thanx.Satan is better then you
![[Image: A4oDfsf.gif]](http://imgur.com/A4oDfsf.gif)
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 12:47 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: Well take a look at this cockthirsty dick juggler. How are you Sarah?
Very, VERY, VERY taken
Also, TOTES amazeballs. You?
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-26-2019
Oh jesus.
Dyke! What did I tell you? If you don't stop sexually harassing everyone I'll lock you back in the basement.
re:SSGL - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 02-26-2019
Bilbo's bursts through the door in his motorized handicapable scooter with racing stripes and streamers in the spokes.
"Screw you Vince! You can't do that! I'm special needs and that violates the ADA!"
Bilbo seductively squeezes out some Testosterone Replacement Cream and starts smearing it on his bare chest while looking Sarah Lacklan up and down.
"Hey sugartitties. Ever seen a real microcock before?"
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 01:05 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said:(02-26-2019, 01:02 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Oh jesus.
Dyke! What did I tell you? If you don't stop sexually harassing everyone I'll lock you back in the basement.
You must have me confused with Peter Gilmour.
I mean yeah that's the guy we built the basement cell for but no I meant you this time.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 01:06 PM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Hey sugartitties. Ever seen a real microcock before?"
Yes, axly. His name was JC and he was SUCH a whiny bitch!
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 01:03 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: Blah Blah Blah, I'm just saying words to cover up how much my soul hurts rn.
![[Image: RWRXgRJ.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/RWRXgRJ.gif)
re:SSGL - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 02-26-2019
"You guys are disgusting."
Bilbo finishes inserting the plastic straw into his urethra.
"Anyone want a sip?"
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 01:47 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: Speaking of stupid...
what do you call this look?
Generational inbreeding lesbian chic?
![[Image: dakota_fanning7.jpg]](https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/harlots/dakota_fanning2/dakota_fanning7.jpg)
That is from my wife's private collection AND YOU KNOW THAT
OMG VINNIE DO SOMETHING
SSGL - The Brothers Blackwater - 02-26-2019
"Well hello nurse..."
"It seems we're set to face each other this Saturday."
"I figured it only proper manners, that I come over and introduce myself."
"Donovan Blackwater, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."
Donovan extends his hand towards Sarah.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 03:35 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: You're wife's private collection is my spank bank.
I guess her posting my nudes as retaliation for me posting hers is appropriate justice 😒
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 04:41 PM)The Brothers Blackwater Said: "Well hello nurse..."
"It seems we're set to face each other this Saturday."
"I figured it only proper manners, that I come over and introduce myself."
"Donovan Blackwater, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."
Donovan extends his hand towards Sarah.
![[Image: ymnVrT6.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/ymnVrT6.gif)
SSGL - Decker Hollis - 02-27-2019
"Whoa! This entire conversation makes me feel like I'm on a combination of bath salts and meth amphetamine. Is it normal to not have a single clue as to what's going on when folks record short videos or is this the rare exception. Cause I feel like I started watching a tv show, after dozing off for a good portion of it, only to wake up in the middle and not have even a remote inkling as to what's happening. So Sarah McLachlan wrestles now? That's cool. By cool, I mean fucking terrible. I guess all the money she made during Lilith Fair has run out, huh? That's too bad. Oh well, at least she saved all those shelter dogs, that's a plus."
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-27-2019
Dyke has a lot of dark web connections, Sarah, not much I can do about his ability to pull nudes from the cloud.
Nice nips though!
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-27-2019
(02-27-2019, 10:51 AM)Decker Hollis Said: So Sarah McLachlan wrestles now?
wut
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-27-2019
(02-27-2019, 10:53 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:
Nice nips though!
VINNIE 😳😳😳
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-27-2019
WHAT?!?!?
Dude, you can't even compliment anyone anymore... geez.
SSGL - Seth Feder - 02-27-2019
Pops is right... she has some nice nipples.
I'd date her."
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-27-2019
(02-27-2019, 12:43 PM)Seth Feder Said: Pops is right... she has some nice nipples.
I'd date her."
RESPONSE #1: Ahhhhh, thanks!
RESPONSE #2: Ew! Pass!
SSGL - Seth Feder - 02-27-2019
Good. I'd just wanna play with the nipples anyhow so it saves me some trouble letting you pay for a meal.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-27-2019
(02-27-2019, 12:56 PM)Seth Feder Said: Good. I'd just wanna play with the nipples anyhow so it saves me some trouble letting you pay for a meal.
![[Image: SXPnOxm.gif]](http://imgur.com/SXPnOxm.gif)
re:SSGL - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-27-2019
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah. This is Seth, he's....
Vinnie sighs and takes a long sip off of his Jarritos.
Look, he might be my son. I'm still not convinced.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-27-2019
![[Image: zimtyPH.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/zimtyPH.gif)
re:SSGL - Tommy Wish - 02-27-2019
Tommy comes into the scene, and observing the fuckkery in store.
"Man...a Seth appearance... Bx3 causing trouble... a possible catfight in the mix!"
Tommy goes to Vincent and taps his shoulder.
"I'd recommend a dna test bruh, it will be good for your mind."
Tommy then eyes on Lacklan, witnessing a fine piece of ass.
re:SSGL - Lacklan - 02-27-2019
(02-27-2019, 02:40 PM)Tommy Wish Said:
Tommy then eyes on Lacklan, witnessing a fine piece of ass.
4 out of 5 CoolTube users agree that it's better than Roxy's 😮
re:SSGL - Seth Feder - 02-28-2019
(02-27-2019, 01:24 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah. This is Seth, he's....
Vinnie sighs and takes a long sip off of his Jarritos.
Look, he might be my son. I'm still not convinced.
"Pops, do we need to go see Dr. Phil or bring him in on a show to get some DNA test results? I mean, you'll have to pay for that shit or you can just trust me.
By the way, can I stay at your place again? It'll be just for a few days. I'll do some work around here. Hell, you can take a vacation and let me run this place for a few weeks. I'll be good."