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El Panera Bread! - The Brothers Blackwater - 02-13-2019
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"Hey there homie. I noticed you took an interest in me and I gotta ask you somethin'. Why? No joke. I'm intrigued and I need an answer. Why? I say I want a match on the March thirteenth edition of Warfare and you're right after me, calling me out for a fight. Yo... I might be attractive but do you maybe at least wanna buy me dinner... before you start slobbering all over deez nutz? Lemme guess, you think cause I never usually opt into these wrestling shows, I might be an easy win? I'm no Donovan, right? Seriously, on the real... what inspired you to jump up and request to face me like that? I mean, I get why Game Girl picked Ezra, it was posed as a choice, an option - Hey! Pick the brother!, but you seen I threw my hat in the proverbial ring for a match and you called me out... why? Wait. I didn't fuck your wife/girlfriend/sister, did I? Look... haha! If that's the case, I swear she came onto me first. Anyways, I'm really curious on what brought your ass to my door and caused ya to knock. Maybe you can illuminate? Supply an answer? Shed some light on the subject?"
re:El Panera Bread! - The Brothers Blackwater - 02-13-2019
(02-13-2019, 11:58 AM)The Brothers Blackwater Said: "I'm no Donovan, right?"
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re:El Panera Bread! - Zane Norrison - 02-13-2019
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"Few could compare to Donovan. Oh wow... um, that came out far more flirtatious than I intended."
El Panera Bread! - Abigail Monroe - 02-13-2019
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"You mean there's an appropriate level of flirtation between you and my boyfriend?"
El Panera Bread! - The Brothers Blackwater - 02-13-2019
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"No..."
"There's no set level. Cause all levels are acceptable. Wait. Did I just say that last part out loud?"
El Panera Bread! - Nyx Nephthys - 02-13-2019
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"I think we're straying off subject."
"Raph was asking for answers."
"Of which only El Pantera, can give."
re:El Panera Bread! - Arthur Grey - 02-13-2019
"Ten bucks he did fuck El Pantera's sister. Any takers? Wife and girlfriend is still open."
El Panera Bread! - Griffin MacAlister - 02-13-2019
"Aww'righhht. I gotta dime on the girlfriend."
El Panera Bread! - Wylie Sinclair. - 02-13-2019
"I got a sawbuck on the wife."
El Panera Bread! - ElPantera - 02-13-2019
"Please, don't think to much of it. I do think you suck, but that's not why I chose you. You were chosen because you talk funny." ALEJANDRO shrugs his shoulders with an apologetic grin.
re:El Panera Bread! - The Brothers Blackwater - 02-14-2019
(02-13-2019, 03:48 PM)ElPantera Said: "Please, don't think to much of it. I do think you suck, but that's not why I chose you. You were chosen because you talk funny." ALEJANDRO shrugs his shoulders with an apologetic grin.
"You chose me cause I talk funny? That's the basis for wanting to fight me? When did we ever encounter each other in order for you to experience hearing me talk? You literally just had your first match last week Saturday. Damn dude. Talk about a shitty answer. Or wait... are you saying that you watched someone else's archived video footage and I somehow happened to be featured on film, long enough to say one or two sentences? Please dude you're nothing but weak sauce and if that's the best you got, you better prepare yourself for all the circles I'm going to talk around you. Assuming your 'easy mode' setting isn't based on your severe lack of intelligence. Although what am I saying? Of course it is. Only now you're set to face someone that isn't a 90 pound drug addicted, waif from another dimension or a legitimate
, so that fact will be showcased for the whole world to see in the days leading up to our fight. Tell me something... does Phil Anselmo, know you're exploiting the name Pantera or did you somehow fly under the radar on that one? When does Señor Slayer make his debut?
El Panera Bread! - ElPantera - 02-14-2019
"You and your brothers can talk all you want, but what matters is what happens on March 13th."
re:El Panera Bread! - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 02-14-2019
If I were you El Pantera, and by the way, thank God I’m not, but if I were, I’d be more concerned with February sixteenth.
You know, the night that you try not to half as bad as you have in your previous matches!
But hey, you do you. I’m not the one who’s about to get schooled by somebody who’s literally half my everything!
Toodles!
re:El Panera Bread! - ElPantera - 02-14-2019
(02-14-2019, 02:37 PM)VV Said: If I were you El Pantera, and by the way, thank God I’m not, but if I were, I’d be more concerned with February sixteenth.
You know, the night that you try not to half as bad as you have in your previous matches!
But hey, you do you. I’m not the one who’s about to get schooled by somebody who’s literally half my everything!
Toodles!
"Don't worry beautiful. I'm taking your very seriously." Alejandro smiles and walks away humming.
re:El Panera Bread! - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 02-14-2019
(02-14-2019, 03:58 PM)ElPantera Said:(02-14-2019, 02:37 PM)VV Said: If I were you El Pantera, and by the way, thank God I’m not, but if I were, I’d be more concerned with February sixteenth.
You know, the night that you try not to half as bad as you have in your previous matches!
But hey, you do you. I’m not the one who’s about to get schooled by somebody who’s literally half my everything!
Toodles!
"Don't worry beautiful. I'm taking your very seriously." Alejandro smiles and walks away humming.
Well I'm taking your very seriously too!
TeeHee...
re:El Panera Bread! - drezdin5788 - 02-14-2019
(02-13-2019, 02:18 PM)Arthur Grey Said: "Ten bucks he did fuck El Pantera's sister. Any takers? Wife and girlfriend is still open."
Twenty on the wife and 50 on a threesome
re:El Panera Bread! - drezdin5788 - 02-14-2019
(02-13-2019, 02:18 PM)Arthur Grey Said: "Ten bucks he did fuck El Pantera's sister. Any takers? Wife and girlfriend is still open."
Twenty on the wife and 50 on a threesome
re:El Panera Bread! - The Brothers Blackwater - 02-15-2019
(02-14-2019, 02:07 PM)ElPantera Said: "You and your brothers can talk all you want, but what matters is what happens on March 13th."
"Are you hearing multiple people talking? Cause I think that means you're schizophrenic."