Man you I swear fo' God..

Lookin like a mofuggin Oompa-M in that ugly ass costume.

"Oompa Doompa Cheeseburger Stew
Nobody wanna eat any part of you.
Oompa Doompa Side Salad? Nope.
You fat and dumpy like a bean bag, bro."

..still love ya fam'

(02-10-2018, 07:40 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Id rather eat an asian girls pussy

(02-25-2018, 11:18 AM)erikblack Said:

(02-10-2018, 07:40 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Id rather eat an asian girls pussy

You'd have to eat the pussy. Sure as hell won't be fucking it with that belly overlapping your dick.

(02-25-2018, 05:41 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:

(02-25-2018, 11:18 AM)erikblack Said:

(02-10-2018, 07:40 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Id rather eat an asian girls pussy

You'd have to eat the pussy. Sure as hell won't be fucking it with that belly overlapping your dick.

u forget I already fucked an asian.. MIA YIM

(02-26-2018, 04:31 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: yes but its fun to bury them with facts ;)

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

(05-28-2018, 01:44 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

Oh my god i'm in floods of tears laughing, find something original to throw at me, boring, pathetic, same old shit. Yawn......

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

(05-28-2018, 02:06 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 01:44 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

Oh my god i'm in floods of tears laughing, find something original to throw at me, boring, pathetic, same old shit. Yawn......

You aren't really worth the effort. But here goes.

You're a clogged toilet, full of shit and useless until otherwise noted.

You're a cup of ramen noodles someone put in the microwave without water. Still unpalatable but getting heated for no good reason.

You're a pound of expired cold cuts. Nobody remembered you existed until it was evident you were spoiled, rancid, and toxic.

Y'know, I could rip your head off, use it as a commode, and sell it on eBay for enough loot to build a children's hospital in my name, and you know why? Because me shitting on you makes you fucking credible.

So save the basic bitch Ghost Tank bullshit trash talk tactics, you can leave your comments for how fucking boring or played I am in a box and set it on fire for all I fucking care.

I am the XWF, and Scotty doesn't know.

Now step off and build a fucking career, there's nothing for me to end yet.

(05-28-2018, 02:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

(05-28-2018, 02:43 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 02:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

"Only thing i'm going to be breaking is your fucking jaw if you don't stop going the fuck on. Keep it coming ball bag, I'm not growing bored of your so called attempt at insults yet.

You've also repeated the same shit about how I happen to look and quite frankly, if I really gave a shit i'd of done something about it wouldn't I? I kind of like the fact it's of some importance to you, sad fuck."

(05-28-2018, 03:15 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 02:43 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 02:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

"Only thing i'm going to be breaking is your fucking jaw if you don't stop going the fuck on. Keep it coming ball bag, I'm not growing bored of your so called attempt at insults yet.

You've also repeated the same shit about how I happen to look and quite frankly, if I really gave a shit i'd of done something about it wouldn't I? I kind of like the fact it's of some importance to you, sad fuck."

Well there has to be some reason someone has taken the look of Randy Orton and decided to give it the Xerox treatment ad nauseam. What does someone have to gain from that? It's not you, specifically, you're just the next in line. I'm pretty sure we'll get a Gus Manbaum, a Derek Spitoon, The Incredible Andy, Ben Van Iten, "Supercuts" Sted Wilshire, and a Billy Campwagon walking through here that looks just like ya at one point or another. The real puzzle has nothing to do with what walks through the revolving door and more to do with who built the revolving door. What does this mad doctor in his nefarious lab have to gain from churning out so many cookie cutter non-variations of vanilla, bland gobs of wasted flesh?

Simplest answer; you're a clone built for organ harvesting should the real, original model need a new kidney, testicle, or elbow.

And welcome to the XWF. Nobody has shut me up yet, you won't either. I guess it's pretty strange being the megaglobal brand that we are and you aren't familiar with the body count I've racked up, but I think that comes with the territory when you're just a clone built in a test tube and unleashed on the world about a week ago.

(05-28-2018, 03:48 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: *Sigh*

Like a puppy. Every day is the first.

You are correct, if you have any experience whatsoever, I don't believe it.

If you want to cause a commotion, do it in the arena kiddo. When I walk to the ring, the people all chant my name. Robbie Bourbon, then they clap. They know who I am.

When you walk to the ring, people will get confused, and I guarantee you will most likely hear "Maverick" or "Joshua Reno" chants. That is unless I'm the one seeing you in the ring, then they'll just call you what you really are; the next guy getting wrecked.

(05-28-2018, 04:07 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: See, that's the funny thing. Around here, love me, or, more commonly, hate me, I am super relevant. Former champion, I've faced anybody who's been anybody. I was wrecking bodies before you ever learned to lace your boots up.

I've never even heard of you.

Because you're a clone that was pooped into existence like a week ago.

Seriously, you calling me irrelevant is like a moldy french fry calling McDonald's irrelevant.

But by all means, keep your pride and all. You have yet to prove yourself to me or anyone else around here.

(05-28-2018, 10:07 PM)Griffin MacAlister Said: "What the fuck is a Randy Orton?"

(05-28-2018, 11:16 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: "What the fuck is a Scott St. Pierre?"